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  1. MoonAngel MoonAngel
    posted a quote
    March 10, 2014 12:33pm UTC
    Grandmum : You should eat more.
    Brother : Sorry gran , I think I'll just go upstairs , thank you
    Grandmum : C'mon , just a small slice of cake?
    Brother : *Sigh* , No really I'm fine.
    Grandmum : Well , if you say so. But you should learn things from your sister
    She eats everything that stands in her way and look at her!She looks so healthy.
    Brother : You mean fat.
    Grandmum : wot
    Me : Oh?
    Me : *Maliciously picks up knife*
    Brother :
    Grandmum :
    Dad :
    Cat :
    Dog :
    Mum :
    Goldfish :
    Me : ​ *Cuts cake and continues eating*

:)

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