Best Music Quotes This Year

Andreaxoxo
posted a quote
May 6, 2013 6:00pm UTC

a lot of my life
has been realizing that i would
cross oceans
for people who wouldn't
jump puddles for me

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
May 9, 2013 3:30pm UTC

i really don’t understand
how a lot of you are single
because you’re all attractive
and have good music taste
like what more do people want

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*Elena;~ ♥*
posted a quote
August 20, 2013 4:57pm UTC

Shoutout to the kid that whispers
the answer
to you when the teacher calls on you but you weren’t paying attention

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jimmy365
posted a quote
March 25, 2013 11:23am UTC

when
you discover new music and it feels like you found jesus
f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

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MissTomlinson
posted a quote
February 7, 2013 5:11pm UTC

Niall Horan: I hate it when girls act stupid because they think it's cute. Intelligence is attractive.
Me: One particle of unobtanium has a nuclear reaction with a flux capacitor, carry the two, change it's atomic isotope into a raioactive spider. follow for a follow.

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伤*
posted a quote
April 2, 2013 2:56pm UTC

Giving someone another chance
is like giving them another bullet
because they missed the first time

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
March 22, 2013 3:25pm UTC

What if
a murderer was creeping up behind you
while you were listening to music
but they liked the music you were listening to
so they decided to let you live?

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Cammie
posted a quote
April 26, 2013 6:36pm UTC

What if everyone driving on the highway tuned their radios to the same station and blasted the volume?
It would be like a traveling concert.

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*Elena;~ ♥*
posted a quote
March 14, 2013 9:17pm UTC

Twinkle Twinkle Little Star
I want to hit you with my car
Throw you off a tree so high
Hope you snap your neck and die
♥

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dolph*
posted a quote
June 27, 2013 4:11pm UTC

I will never understand the logic of screaming as loud as possible at a concert
like wow you finally get to see them live in concert let’s make sure no one hears them at all

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365days*
posted a quote
April 27, 2013 12:35pm UTC

THIS ONE IS FOR YOU MUSIC NERDS LIKE US
*My sister and I trying to teach a boy to play piano*
Boy: Did you ever take piano lessons?
Sister: No, Im a natural I guess.
Me: Well, aren't you sharp?
Sister: Take notes then.
Me: Now, lets not cause any treble.
Sister:
Me: Score!
Sister: Give it a rest.
Me: Are we going to be doing this the whole time?
Sister: I could go on for forte days.
Me: That would B major.
Sister: I swear, you are beat in' me up over this.
Me: Im sorry, I didn't mean to. It was accidental.
Sister: You have some major problems.
Me: I don't like your tone.
Boy: Come on guys, compose your thoughts carefully.
Sister: Yeah, lets stick to the coda conduct.
Me: Okay, this is getting ritarded.
Sister: Yeah, I can't think of anymore clefer things to say.
Me: This is alto much for me.
Sister: This is really becoming unbarible.
Me: Good thing you are A minor. Your jokes are so bad, you could have got double time.
Boy: What is going on? Why are you guys laughing so much?
Sister: Well, bassically- *starts laughing*
Me: Okay, lets just get bach to the music. Its too much for her to handel.
Yes, we had an entire conversation in music puns. If you don't know much about music and band, this probably makes no sense.

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*Elena;~ ♥*
posted a quote
August 1, 2013 1:38pm UTC

Did you know that cats rub their faces
against things
that they claim as their territory so if they rub against your face
you've just been named an honorary member of that cat’s family
like wow thank you cat

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MatthewD
posted a quote
August 7, 2013 3:22pm UTC

My all time favorite song is "How To Save A Life" by The Fray. What your All-Time favorite song?
↓

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glitter162*
posted a quote
June 23, 2013 5:16pm UTC

If websites were teenaged classmates:
Tumblr: The creative computer genius/blogger who everyone is jealous of. Most people copy her work.
Twitter and Facebook: Brother and sister, they are the drama king and queen of the school. They will tell anyone who will listen about whatever is going on in their lives. They are known for announcing their statuses at the top of their lungs. They are addicted to their iPhones.
Youtube: A movie making expert who is famous throughout the school. This tech-geek is well-liked and his movies have gone viral.
MySpace: The lonely girl who sits in the back of the class. She knows what it's like to be popular, but unfortunately, she has been long forgotten. No one really knows why she's even there anymore...
Witty: The group of mentally crazy teenage girls. They sit on top of desks in the back of the room in messed-up messy buns, and sweatpants eating jars of Nutella and watching cat videos on their phones and telling jokes before laughing like donkeys and falling off of desks. To escape the awkward moment, they joke slowly out the door (jogging for 27 seconds before becoming too tired) to be married to One Direction and Ed Sheeran. Sadly, they both decline their requests for marriage, and they socially awkward Wittians stumble away to the animal shelter to buy as many cats as they like before flying into the grocery store to buy more Nutella. They want to buy clothing too, however they walk away in shame after seeing the price tags on the items.

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ChocoTaco
posted a quote
February 13, 2013 3:21pm UTC

Why I don't tell people what
type of music I listen to ...
Oh you like Black Veil Brides? Are you emo, do you cut yourself? Do you worship Satan?
You like One Direction? Are you four-years-old? LOL what direction do five gay guys walk in?
Oh you like Ke$ha? What other autotune 'music' do you listen to?
You like Whiz Khalifa? Rap music should be called crap music because that's all they talk about.
You like Ed Sheeran? His music is so boring!
You listen to Taylor Swift? Go home with all the other rednecks and country fans.

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ChocoTaco
posted a quote
April 7, 2013 1:29pm UTC

People: The music you listen to is gay!
Me: Tell me again how music can have a sexual orientation.

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Jahyvie
posted a quote
February 25, 2013 7:39pm UTC

David Karp @Davidkrap 11 Feb
no im not crying there's just some ed sheeran lyrics in my eye.
Collapse ← Reply Retweet ★Favorite
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[Failed attempt at twitter lol]

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ChocoTaco
posted a quote
July 26, 2013 6:18pm UTC

I love being home alone
Because I feel like I have so much more freedom.
But in reality all I do differently is listen to music without headphones on.

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carson5482
posted a quote
May 8, 2013 6:37pm UTC

*20 Years From Now*
Daughter: Hey, mom, I like this band-
Me: Omg, I'm so sorry.
Daughter: Sorry?
Me: I'll call the teachers.
Daughter: Why are y-
Me: To let them know your grades will be dropping
Daughter: Why will-
Me: I'm afraid it's al down hill from here.
Daughter: What are you talking ab-
Me: You might as well say goodbye to your friends.
Daughter: But I-
Me: Want me to help you with your blog?
Daughter: I don't have a-
Me: You will.
Daughter: But-
Me: Shh. It's already done. There's no turning back.
Follow for a follow. :)

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*Elena;~ ♥*
posted a quote
August 17, 2013 8:41pm UTC

When I was like 12 I used to hate one really bit.chy and annoying girl
from our class so I sent her a text "you will die in 7 days" during a class and
she burst into tears and her mom went to police and I was so scared so I
flushed my phone down the toilet

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