Niall Horan: I hate it when girls act stupid because they think it's cute. Intelligence is attractive. Me: One particle of unobtanium has a nuclear reaction with a flux capacitor, carry the two, change it's atomic isotope into a raioactive spider. follow for a follow.
365days* posted a quote
April 27, 2013 12:35pm EDT
THIS ONE IS FOR YOU MUSIC NERDS LIKE US *My sister and I trying to teach a boy to play piano* Boy: Did you ever take piano lessons? Sister: No, Im a natural I guess. Me: Well, aren't you sharp? Sister: Take notes then. Me: Now, lets not cause any treble. Sister: Me: Score! Sister: Give it a rest. Me: Are we going to be doing this the whole time? Sister: I could go on for forte days. Me: That would B major. Sister: I swear, you are beat in' me up over this. Me: Im sorry, I didn't mean to. It was accidental. Sister: You have some major problems. Me: I don't like your tone. Boy: Come on guys, compose your thoughts carefully. Sister: Yeah, lets stick to the coda conduct. Me: Okay, this is getting ritarded. Sister: Yeah, I can't think of anymore clefer things to say. Me: This is alto much for me. Sister: This is really becoming unbarible. Me: Good thing you are A minor. Your jokes are so bad, you could have got double time. Boy: What is going on? Why are you guys laughing so much? Sister: Well, bassically- *starts laughing* Me: Okay, lets just get bach to the music. Its too much for her to handel. Yes, we had an entire conversation in music puns. If you don't know much about music and band, this probably makes no sense.
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If websites were teenaged classmates: Tumblr: The creative computer genius/blogger who everyone is jealous of. Most people copy her work. Twitter and Facebook: Brother and sister, they are the drama king and queen of the school. They will tell anyone who will listen about whatever is going on in their lives. They are known for announcing their statuses at the top of their lungs. They are addicted to their iPhones. Youtube: A movie making expert who is famous throughout the school. This tech-geek is well-liked and his movies have gone viral. MySpace: The lonely girl who sits in the back of the class. She knows what it's like to be popular, but unfortunately, she has been long forgotten. No one really knows why she's even there anymore... Witty: The group of mentally crazy teenage girls. They sit on top of desks in the back of the room in messed-up messy buns, and sweatpants eating jars of Nutella and watching cat videos on their phones and telling jokes before laughing like donkeys and falling off of desks. To escape the awkward moment, they joke slowly out the door (jogging for 27 seconds before becoming too tired) to be married to One Direction and Ed Sheeran. Sadly, they both decline their requests for marriage, and they socially awkward Wittians stumble away to the animal shelter to buy as many cats as they like before flying into the grocery store to buy more Nutella. They want to buy clothing too, however they walk away in shame after seeing the price tags on the items.
ChocoTaco posted a quote
February 13, 2013 3:21pm EST
Why I don't tell people what type of music I listen to ... Oh you like Black Veil Brides? Are you emo, do you cut yourself? Do you worship Satan? You like One Direction? Are you four-years-old? LOL what direction do five gay guys walk in? Oh you like Ke$ha? What other autotune 'music' do you listen to? You like Whiz Khalifa? Rap music should be called crap music because that's all they talk about. You like Ed Sheeran? His music is so boring! You listen to Taylor Swift? Go home with all the other rednecks and country fans.
Jahyvie posted a quote
February 25, 2013 7:39pm EST
David Karp @Davidkrap 11 Feb no im not crying there's just some ed sheeran lyrics in my eye. Collapse ← Reply Retweet ★Favorite __________________________________________________________________________________ [Failed attempt at twitter lol]
*20 Years From Now* Daughter: Hey, mom, I like this band- Me: Omg, I'm so sorry. Daughter: Sorry? Me: I'll call the teachers. Daughter: Why are y- Me: To let them know your grades will be dropping Daughter: Why will- Me: I'm afraid it's al down hill from here. Daughter: What are you talking ab- Me: You might as well say goodbye to your friends. Daughter: But I- Me: Want me to help you with your blog? Daughter: I don't have a- Me: You will. Daughter: But- Me: Shh. It's already done. There's no turning back. Follow for a follow. :)
When I was like 12 I used to hate one really bit.chy and annoying girl from our class so I sent her a text "you will die in 7 days" during a class and she burst into tears and her mom went to police and I was so scared so I flushed my phone down the toilet