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  1. glitter162* glitter162*
    posted a quote
    June 12, 2013 7:31pm UTC
    How roll call will go in the future:
    Teacher: Welcome to class students! Please say 'here' when I call your name.
    Teacher: Albus
    Albus: Here!
    Teacher: Doctor
    Doctor: Oh, yes, um, hello. I can't talk at the moment, time's gone wibbly. Probably leave a message at the tone or something.
    Teacher: Um... okay? Hermione
    Hermione: Yes, I'm here! And when's our first test? I've been studying all Summer and-
    Red-headed boy in class: Oh my god, Hermione, shut up!
    Teacher: And you must be Ron! Okay then, Primrose
    Primrose: Here
    Random girl in back of class: I VOLUNTEER!!!
    Teacher: And I see Katniss has made it today as well, welcome.
    Blonde boy: Katniss is here?! Yes! Her Katniss, try this bread I baked this morning!
    Brunette boy: Oh, you'd better keep your hands off her! She's my best friend! We go hunting together!
    Teacher: Peeta! Gale! Stop fighting over Katniss and sit down.
    Teacher: Rory
    Doctor: Oh, Rory died yesterday, ma'am. But he should be back again tomorrow.
    Teacher: Oh...kay? And lastly, Draco.
    Draco: I'm LAST?! My father will hear about this!

  2. InspireCreateBecome21 InspireCreateBecome21
    posted a quote
    August 8, 2013 9:01pm UTC
    What are your favorite movies?
    Comment below ♥

  3. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    October 14, 2013 3:05pm UTC
    one thing I will never understand is how normal people are unaffected by movies or books I mean when they watch a movie or finish a book they say “well that was a good movie/book” and they move on while I have an existentional crisis and question the whole universe

  4. ChocoTaco ChocoTaco
    posted a quote
    July 23, 2013 4:34pm UTC
    Isn't it sad that almost every cute children's movie or TV show
    That you loved when you were a little kid is actually a morbid and gruesome story with a traumatizing truth behind it?

  5. glitter162* glitter162*
    posted a quote
    June 3, 2013 7:11pm UTC
    I think a great idea for reality TV
    is to take 15 random teens from around the world who are addicted to the internet, and put them in an Amish village until they have a mental breakdown.

  6. hermione23katniss hermione23katniss
    posted a quote
    April 17, 2013 9:26pm UTC
    How come in all the books and
    movies, the hot athletic popular guy chases
    after the socially awkward girl?
    Like can real life work that way?

  7. SalemSoto SalemSoto
    posted a quote
    July 14, 2013 3:53pm UTC
    Bad guys in movies: "But before i kill you , i want
    to tell you this really long story so you can be saved " .

  8. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    December 23, 2013 4:04pm UTC
    i never understood how in movies the parents didnt believe in Santa but he was actually real like who the f-ck did the parents think put the presents under the tree like what

  9. Cammie Cammie
    posted a quote
    March 17, 2013 2:07pm UTC
    netflix basically has every movie,
    except for the ones i actually want to watch

  10. ChocoTaco ChocoTaco
    posted a quote
    February 6, 2013 2:32pm UTC
    That depressing moment
    when you finish a movie and you don't know what to do with yourself anymore

  11. MissTomlinson MissTomlinson
    posted a quote
    February 24, 2013 4:46pm UTC
    If One Direction were in the Hunger Games:
    *Le Cannon*
    Zayn: Dang, Niall! I told you not to eat those berries!
    Liam: Zayn! I see Harry and Louis! Let's kill them!!
    Harry: In case we die, I just want you to know I love your fat a//!!
    Louis: I LOVE YOU TOO HAROLD! *hugs him tightly and cries*
    Zayn: Liam! Stop the twitcam and run!!
    Liam: Bye guys! Let's get #LiamRun trending world wide!!
    Zayn: Is that a table!?
    Liam: Stahp it Zayn! We have to win this!!
    Zayn: I. HAVE. TO. BREAK. THE. TABLE!!!!
    partially mine. follow for a follow! :)

  12. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    May 3, 2013 9:04pm UTC
    If Disney movie titles were literal
    The Lion King: Basically Hamlet
    Beauty and the Beast: Beastality (but not really)
    Pocahontas: Historical Inaccuracy
    Tangled: She Gets the Guy Her First Try?
    Cinderella: But If It Fit So Well, Why Did It Fall Off?
    The Little Mermaid: She's Supposed to Die
    Mulan: Adventures in Crossdressing
    Sleeping Beauty: Necrophilia (but not really)
    Black Cauldron: No One's Heard of It

  13. wittyquotesgurl wittyquotesgurl
    posted a quote
    March 4, 2013 7:37pm UTC
    Can my life be like
    the stories I read or
    the movies I watch?
    DO NOT ERASE THE FORMAT CREDIT OR MAKE IT INVISIBLE© format by: br0kenwings

  14. angelle* angelle*
    posted a quote
    July 16, 2014 12:35am UTC
    when people say they like the movie better

  15. *Elena;~ ♥* *Elena;~ ♥*
    posted a quote
    December 4, 2013 6:17pm UTC
    Ever since Obama became president,
    there's been more movies about the White
    House blowing up. I think movie producers
    are trying to tell us something.

  16. Steve* Steve*
    posted a quote
    November 3, 2013 2:03am UTC
    when I was in middle school I cut my hair really short and
    these guys were making fun of me and I was like shut the
    f.ck up and one guy said “well at least I don’t look like a boy”
    Wat o-o

  17. SuperNovaChic SuperNovaChic
    posted a quote
    March 30, 2014 3:09pm UTC
    PLOT
    TWIST: A teenage character played by an actual teenage actor.

  18. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    November 23, 2013 11:51am UTC
    in movies and tv shows about high school, why is the main antagonist almost always the popular girl? why can't the antagonist be a girl who watches doctor who and doesn't wear dresses & frilly, girly things and acts superior and condescending to everyone because she's "not like other girls"?

  19. Steve* Steve*
    posted a quote
    November 3, 2013 2:00am UTC
    the price of a popcorn and soda at target: $1.99
    the price of a popcorn and soda at the movies: an entire month’s rent and your first born child

  20. CharliesTheName CharliesTheName
    posted a quote
    April 26, 2013 6:39pm UTC
    When I see a movie with a character who has the same name as me
    Me: OH MY GOD THAT'S MY NAME

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