Best Movie Quotes This Year

animallovers46
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February 5, 2013 8:27pm UTC

Nerd Girl Problems #2:
When the movie is different than the book, and everyone loves the movie.

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
March 27, 2013 3:00pm UTC

" Maybe that's why a broken machine
always makes me a little sad,
because it isn't able to do what it was meant to do...
Maybe it's the same with people.
If you lose your purpose...
it's like you're broken. "
-Hugo

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icySpicy_TwirlGurl
posted a quote
February 20, 2013 11:23pm UTC

Young Love ♥
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glitter162*
posted a quote
May 15, 2013 7:27pm UTC

What do Justin Beiber and Pinocchio
have in common? They both want to be real boys.

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Rajsonkar
posted a quote
September 27, 2013 7:15pm UTC

Who can relate ? After watching an awesome movie, Recreating the entire movie in my head placing myself in lead role.

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glitter162*
posted a quote
July 22, 2013 4:58pm UTC

Ron: *beats the friend zone*
Percy: *beats the cousin zone*
Jace: *beats the brother zone*
Gale: I don't like this joke.

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sarahmarlowXxx
posted a quote
March 26, 2013 1:16pm UTC

dad in any movie: but son, you're throwing away your dream!!!
son in any movie: no dad, I'm throwing away yours

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peacegirl270
posted a quote
April 7, 2013 10:33pm UTC

Anyone else remember
that Disney movie where
Tyra Banks played a
Barbie that became a real
woman?

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*Elena;~ ♥*

posted a quote
September 15, 2013 6:06pm UTC

Have you ever just wanted to own a balcony
so you could walk out like they do in the movies
and open your doors with the curtains blowing in
the wind and take a deep refreshing breath and
just smile

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*crybaby*
posted a quote
January 29, 2014 10:38pm UTC

*eating ice cream in winter* THE COLD NEVER BOTHERED ME ANYWAY

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
August 25, 2013 5:25pm UTC

If you haven't, you're a prude.
If you have, you're a sl.ut.
It's a trap.

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
July 7, 2013 4:46pm UTC

I always cry when I watch Rugrats in Paris because when all the
babies and kids are dancing with their mom's and Chuckie is just standing in the corner because he doesn't have a mom and then when they're on the plane going to Paris and all the mom's come and Chuckie's just staring out the window and you hear the song, "I wanna mom who'll love me forever. I wanna mom who'll make it all better." and dON'T TOUCH ME I'M UPSET.

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glitter162*
posted a quote
August 11, 2013 4:28pm UTC

Why is there a show called
"When Animals Attack"? It should be called "When Stupid People Go Near Dangerous Animals".

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happiest*
posted a quote
December 12, 2013 1:42pm UTC

me: wow i have so much work to do
me: *goes on tumblr*
me: *watches a movie*
me: *reads a novel*
me: *takes a nap*
me: *climbs a mountain*
me: *backpacks through europe*
me: why am i not getting anything done

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happiest*
posted a quote
October 16, 2013 2:24pm UTC

maybe i can watch this hour long movie in ten minutes

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ChocoTaco
posted a quote
October 20, 2013 8:01pm UTC

Don't you hate in the Mulan movie
When Mulan just wipes all the makeup off her face so perfectly and evenly. Like I have to wash my face three different times, use makeup remover, then resort to scrubbing just to get my makeup off. And just forget about eyeliner because that stays on for life. And there's Mulan using her sleeve to remove her cake face. Not cool.

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Living_Life_Freely
posted a quote
March 13, 2013 7:50pm UTC

10 Ways to get kicked out of a movie theatre
1.) Kick on the persons chair in front of you.
2.) Start chucking popcorn at the people around you
3.) “Accidently” spill your drink on the person next to you
4.) Start talking on your phone really loudly
5.) Roll down all the aisles
6.) Make random cat noises at all quiet moments in the movie
7.) When nobody expects it, start to sing out of pitch
8.) Pull out a video camera and start taping the movie
9.) Start making slurping noises when you’re drinking.
10.) Bring spray paint and spray “This movie sucks” on the screen.

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chickittylover
posted a quote
March 28, 2013 4:51pm UTC

"My name's Ellie!
Thought you might need a little cheerin' up. I got something to show ya!
I am about to let you see something I have never shown to another human being.
Ever. In my life.
You'll have to swear you will not tell anyone.
Cross your heart. Do it!
My adventure book!
You know him. Charles Muntz, explorer. When I get big, I'm going where he's going:
South America. It's like America... but south!
Wanna know where I'm gonna live?
Paradise Falls, 'a land lost in time.' I ripped this right out a library book!
I'm gonna move my clubhouse there, and park it right next to the falls.
Who knows what lives up there? And once I get there...
Well, I'm saving these pages for all the adventures I'm gonna have.
Only... I don't know how I'm gonna to get to Paradise Falls.
That's it!
You can take us there in a blimp! Swear you'll take us!
Cross your heart! Cross it! Cross your heart!
Good. You promised. No backing out.
Well, see you tomorrow kid! Bye!"

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glitter162*
posted a quote
June 17, 2013 6:27pm UTC

Watching a movie and yelling
at the characters for doing something stupid.

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kelly*
posted a quote
September 20, 2013 7:50pm UTC

i have so much homework
now what movie should i watch

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