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Mouthwash Quotes

  1. DestinyCaribou DestinyCaribou
    posted a quote
    June 2, 2014 3:52am UTC
    teacher: what comes after 69?
    me: mouthwash
    teacher: get out.

  2. Mandypandy Mandypandy
    posted a quote
    December 1, 2013 11:31am UTC
    Teacher: What comes after 69?
    Student: Mouthwash
    Teacher: Get out

  3. of_mice_and_lucifer* of_mice_and_lucifer*
    posted a quote
    October 12, 2013 12:52am UTC
    Do you ever just love Listerine

  4. hannahbellerose hannahbellerose
    posted a quote
    May 8, 2013 8:19pm UTC
    Dear Boy,
    Please learn what mouthwash is
    Sincerely,
    Girl who sits across from you for 6 periods

  5. emilygm* emilygm*
    posted a quote
    April 1, 2013 4:31pm UTC
    I saw a youtube ad earlier today, and it was for
    Scope's new Bacon Flavored Mouthwash.
    Bacon.
    Flavored.
    Mouthwash.
    I really wish I was kidding, but no.

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