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  1. Loverbestrong Loverbestrong
    posted a quote
    June 9, 2014 10:23am UTC
    I'D REALLY LIKE TO THANK MOTHER NATURE AND GETTING MY WISDOM TEETH OUT FOR BEING A GREAT START TO MY SUMMER.

  2. Loverbestrong Loverbestrong
    posted a quote
    June 9, 2014 10:22am UTC
    I'D REALLY LIKE TO THANK MOTHER NATURE AND GETTING MY WISDOM TEETH OUT FOR BEING A GREAT START TO MY SUMMER.

  3. Music Is My Freedom* Music Is My Freedom*
    posted a quote
    March 9, 2014 1:01am UTC
    I don't think
    Mother Nature's ever gotten
    her period before
    format by fake_a_smile

  4. *♥︎Lady Ave♥︎* *♥︎Lady Ave♥︎*
    posted a quote
    February 14, 2014 8:02am UTC
    f o r m a t | s k a t e r r u l e s 2 3 *KEEP CREDIT*
    Thanks Mother Nature.
    Can I return the Valentines day present back to you
    though?

  5. Sportsgirl9 Sportsgirl9
    posted a quote
    January 1, 2014 1:33pm UTC
    You know it's going to be a great year when you wake up to your period on New Years Day:/

  6. ifyourefromafricawhyareyouwhite ifyourefromafricawhyareyouwhite
    posted a quote
    October 1, 2013 2:13pm UTC
    What if Mother Nature is really annoyed that we litter and pollute and stuff so she invented periods to get revenge...
    I would become the world's biggest environmentalist if that were true.

  7. rachiesaysrawr rachiesaysrawr
    posted a quote
    September 1, 2013 10:45pm UTC
    dear mother nature, I'd like to cancel my subscription to Menstrual Cycle Monthly.

  8. Dishonored* Dishonored*
    posted a quote
    August 9, 2013 8:13pm UTC
    Mother Nature: Knock knock!
    Me: Who's there?
    Mother Nature: Guess.
    Me: Guess who?
    Mother Nature: Guess who's not pregnant!

  9. SoftballMyLife22 SoftballMyLife22
    posted a quote
    August 7, 2013 12:40am UTC
    Mother nature is a f/cktard.
    My mom says I can do 100 moods in 2 seconds.

  10. CharliesTheName CharliesTheName
    posted a quote
    July 22, 2013 3:15pm UTC
    My sister just stormed into my room and said
    "I JUST GOT MY PERIOD SO IF YOU AS MUCH AS WALK INTO THE SAME ROOM AS ME WITHIN THE NEXT 7 DAYS I AM GOING TO CUT YOUR DI.CK OFF AND FEED IT TO THE DOG"
    and left.

  11. *compassionate soul* *compassionate soul*
    posted a quote
    July 9, 2013 5:14pm UTC
    Ugh, I uh I have a feeling Mother Nature hates me >_<

  12. writtenrain* writtenrain*
    posted a quote
    June 26, 2013 1:43pm UTC
    Period: Guess what? I'm over!
    *Next Day*
    Period: Lol! Tricked you! You should have seen your face! Hahaha omg!

  13. Beau* Beau*
    posted a quote
    June 22, 2013 9:31am UTC
    Mother Nature
    must had been drunk, when she created girls.

  14. writtenrain* writtenrain*
    posted a quote
    June 19, 2013 8:29pm UTC
    *me when I am feeling sick*
    She must be on her period.
    *me when I am mad*
    She must be on her period.
    *me when I am sad*
    She must be on her period.
    *me when I am tired*
    She must be on her period.
    *me when I am lazy*
    She must be on her period.
    *me when I am antisocial*
    She must be on her period.
    *me when I breathe*
    She must be on her period.

  15. MissF2F2F2 MissF2F2F2
    posted a quote
    June 14, 2013 5:59pm UTC
    Why periods? Why can't mother nature just text me and be like "waddup gurl. you ain't pregnant. have a great week. talk to you next month."

  16. dumb_blonde1998 dumb_blonde1998
    posted a quote
    May 28, 2013 6:58pm UTC
    I wonder how much the woman who plays mother nature for tampax gets paid.

  17. cockyemzhoppy cockyemzhoppy
    posted a quote
    April 23, 2013 4:35pm UTC
    mother nature and her horrid tricks

  18. goneAWOL goneAWOL
    posted a quote
    April 22, 2013 6:58pm UTC
    happy earth day.
    plant a tree!!!!!!!!

  19. 5helby 5helby
    posted a quote
    April 12, 2013 8:32pm UTC
    Go home Mother Nature! You're drunk!

  20. writtenrain* writtenrain*
    posted a quote
    April 4, 2013 3:45pm UTC
    Hey Mother Nature? Can you, um, not?

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