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  1. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    May 12, 2013 8:43am UTC
    Every mother on Earth gave birth to a child. Except my mom,
    she gave birth to a legend. Congrats mom.

  2. hermione23katniss hermione23katniss
    posted a quote
    March 9, 2013 2:32pm UTC
    My mom: She takes 3 AP classes and all you take is 2
    My mom: She made the tennis team and all you do is track and field
    My mom: She plays the piano and the violin and you only play the violin
    My mom: She dances and she sings and all you can do is dance
    My mom: She's a year ahead in math and you're only in honors
    My mom: She's so beautiful and dresses classy while you are ugly
    My mom: She has so many friends and is so social while you have 2 friends left
    My mom: She's so hardworking and headstong and all you do is cry
    My mom: She has such a beautiful body and eats properly and you're just fat
    My mom: She's good enough for me while you're not and NEVER will be.

  3. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    July 24, 2013 5:32pm UTC
    Anyone can be a mother or a father. It takes hard work to be a mom or a dad.

  4. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    April 21, 2013 10:52am UTC
    Parents always say that they're worried about their daughter getting
    pregnant, but they never say that they're worried about their son getting someone pregnant. I think that says a lot.

  5. tiredofbeinginvisible7 tiredofbeinginvisible7
    posted a quote
    April 27, 2013 7:32pm UTC
    Why I'll be the best parent ever:
    When I get into a big fight with my future teenage child and they won't back down I'm just going to yell, "Thank God I'm not your biological mother!" Then I'll watch them freak out for a few minutes before saying, "Nah, I'm just kidding." And then they'll get all mad and I'll just be like, "That's what you get for giving me attitude." And then my husband will just be there like, "Oh my God."

  6. writtenrain* writtenrain*
    posted a quote
    November 16, 2013 9:18pm UTC
    My mother: I'm turning 50 soon...
    Her: Am I old?
    Her: I'm old.
    Her: My life is like half over.
    Her: I don't even have grandchildren yet.
    Her: I want that second half.
    Me: ... *looks up from laptop*
    Me: I'm fifteen!

  7. rooftops* rooftops*
    posted a quote
    March 21, 2013 5:15pm UTC
    I like drinking coffee alone and reading alone. I like riding the bus alone and walking home alone. It gives me time to think and set my mind free. I like eating alone and listening to music alone.
    But when I see a mother with her child, a girl with her lover, or a friend laughing with her best friend, I realize that even though I like being alone, I don't fancy being lonely.
    The sky is beautiful, but the people are sad. I just need someone who won't run away.

  8. lithium* lithium*
    posted a quote
    July 12, 2013 3:09pm UTC
    my grandmother: here's your dinner dO YOU WANT A LOAF OF BREAD WITH THAT WHY DON'T YOU HAVE SOME OF THESE ROLLS I ALSO COOKED A TURKEY FOR LATER DO YOU WANT A SLICE OF PIE I ORDERED PIZZA ALSO THERE'S SOME CHOCOLATE UNDERNEATH YOUR PLATE IN CASE YOU GET HUNGRY WHILE YOU'RE REACHING FOR THE FOOD ALSO I HAVE MADE AN ICECREAM SUNDAE OUT OF MY OWN TEARS FOR YOU TO EAT AND ENJOY WHY DON'T YOU HAVE SOME FRUIT WITH THAT GOTTA STAY HEALTHY OH OH DON'T REACH FOR THAT KETCHUP, YOU'LL OVER EXERT YOURSELF - LET ME GET IT OH DO YOU NEED ME TO CUT UP YOUR CHIPS FOR YOU OKAY DEAR DON'T WORRY I also made cupcakes.
    my mum: what do you mean you need to eat food every day

  9. Breeze Breeze
    posted a quote
    September 26, 2013 7:41pm UTC
    The other day,
    I got home and there was a whole bunch of flowers on the front door step. You might be expecting an incoming 'aww' and you're right... but not in the way you expect. I was wondering what the flowers were for so I read the card. It read "Sorry for the loss of your mother". They were sent to the wrong address. Also, since the weather's getting warm here in Australia, the flowers were beginning to droop. I don't know about you but I think that's just one of the saddest things ever.

  10. bonbon bonbon
    posted a quote
    October 6, 2013 1:20pm UTC
    mum: why do you waste your life on the internet you never learn anything
    me: CORRECTION MOTHER. I have learnt what procrastination means and also what a fox says

  11. TheJealousOne TheJealousOne
    posted a quote
    February 23, 2013 10:27am UTC
    Me: Breathes
    Mum: I'm sick and tired of your attitude

  12. seafoam* seafoam*
    posted a quote
    May 18, 2014 12:10am UTC
    My mother taught me this trick: if you repeat something over and over again, it loses its meaning. Our lives, she said, are the same way. You watch the sunset too often, and it just becomes 6 PM. You make the same mistakes over and over, you'll stop calling it a mistake. If you just wake up, wake up, wake up, wake up, wake up, one day you'll forget why. Nothing is forever, she said.

  13. kaylaslife kaylaslife
    posted a quote
    February 19, 2013 5:01pm UTC
    you know
    when a persons so hot that
    you just wanna shake their mothers
    hand and say,"Well done."
    f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

  14. CharliesTheName CharliesTheName
    posted a quote
    August 1, 2013 7:56pm UTC
    You are related to your mom and dad.
    Your mom is related to you.
    Your dad is realated to you.
    Your mom is NOT related to your dad.

  15. Rajsonkar Rajsonkar
    posted a quote
    May 25, 2013 10:26am UTC
    I.Q. Test
    Daughter's name is Forty Two
    Son's name is Fifty Two
    Mother's name is Mrs. Sixty Two
    what is the name of the father ?
    format credit
    rajsonkar follow 

  16. flyingbacon7 flyingbacon7
    posted a quote
    February 3, 2013 12:36pm UTC
    Whenever I talk to my mom
    Her: stop sassing back at me
    me: its not called sassing back its called having a conversation

  17. steffykins steffykins
    posted a quote
    June 27, 2013 6:32pm UTC
    mom: so why don't you go hang out with your friends instead of sitting home all day on the computer?
    me: what are friends

  18. appleloop* appleloop*
    posted a quote
    September 11, 2014 6:04pm UTC
    "1. When I walk into CVS, I know exactly where to find the
    band-aids. Four years of tearing yourself open and you get used to
    dragging yourself into your nearest drugstore with blood dripping
    down your sleeve while the employees pretend not to notice and
    smile at the wall behind you when they ring you up.
    2. Swollen lips and sweaty “I love you’s” can make you feel
    again but god I don’t want to feel anything if it means having to
    sit there with my throat on fire while my ribs crack and splinter
    every part of my f*cking body when he stops calling back.
    3. I told my mother I wanted to fall in love and she told me she
    would start planning my funeral.
    4. Words get trapped inside my chest and their edges cut into my
    heart. I wish I could just tell you how much I f*cking miss you. I
    can’t stop bleeding.
    5. My father always told me not to love someone with all of me
    because they’ll slam the door one night and forget to come home
    and they will take every fiber of my galactic being and leave me
    with nothing but the darkness in-between the stars.
    6. There are plenty of ways to kill yourself, stick a gun to the
    back of your throat, fall asleep in the garage with the car on,
    jump into a river and let the rock in your chest where your heart
    used to be drag you to the bottom, smoke too many cigarettes, bleed
    yourself dry. I think the most effective way is kissing someone
    who’s name you will never be able to say without shaking.
    7. You don’t drown in the ocean. You just become part of it. Your
    hair dissolves into waves, your lips turn to salt, your eyes melt
    into the sea. They say that drowning is peaceful but when I fell
    into you water rushed into my ribcage it was just a lot of choking
    and burning and thrashing and darkness.
    8. When I told you I wanted you to f*ck me I didn’t mean f*ck me
    over.
    9. Maybe you should come over. Maybe I should change the locks. I
    think I love you again.
    10. I quit smoking because you could stop my hands from shaking
    just as well as a pack of cheap cigarettes but you rot my insides
    even worse."
    -My parents keep asking why I haven’t gotten out of bed in two
    weeks

  19. AnaCastro196 AnaCastro196
    posted a quote
    June 22, 2013 3:08pm UTC
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    Dear Mother Nature:
    I would LOVE to cancel my
    monthly subscription

  20. alyson545 alyson545
    posted a quote
    January 30, 2013 4:54pm UTC
    Dont chase after the bus after school,
    cause its like chasing boys;
    theres always gonna be
    another one that'll come along
    -my mother
    true story

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