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Best Month Quotes Ever

  1. GRACEROCKS GRACEROCKS
    posted a quote
    January 26, 2013 6:02pm UTC
    When i get a new callender i flip to my month to see if I got a good picture :)

  2. of_mice_and_lucifer* of_mice_and_lucifer*
    posted a quote
    September 8, 2013 2:16pm UTC
    Comment me one food item and I won't eat it for a month (:

  3. invisableme13 invisableme13
    posted a quote
    April 17, 2013 8:36pm UTC
    When you say forever do you mean...
    -a day
    -a week
    -a couple weeks
    -a month
    -a few months
    -a year
    -a couple years
    Or when you say forever do you actually mean it
    because no one else does

  4. SisiAdelia SisiAdelia
    posted a quote
    July 2, 2013 8:13pm UTC
    Name ONE FOOD,
    and I wont eat it
    for a WHOLE MONTH.

  5. DawnRaven DawnRaven
    posted a quote
    June 30, 2014 6:05pm UTC
    Dad: Why are you always 'not feeling well'??
    Me: I reserve the right, as a woman, to feel unwell for an entire week, once per month.
    Brother: Well then so do I!
    Me: *facepalm*

  6. Bec* Bec*
    posted a quote
    October 4, 2013 2:04am UTC
    Hello october.
    Please be good to me.

  7. appleloop* appleloop*
    posted a quote
    December 25, 2013 8:09pm UTC
    Maybe the wolf is in love with the moon, and each month it cries for a love it will never touch.

  8. RingoStar RingoStar
    posted a quote
    March 10, 2013 10:33am UTC
    It's kind of weird
    that once a month,
    an unfertalized baby
    falls out of you...

  9. clearlytruthful clearlytruthful
    posted a quote
    June 12, 2013 7:44am UTC
    I've been clean for a month!

  10. potatoesforlife potatoesforlife
    posted a quote
    December 27, 2013 1:48pm UTC
    it is so weird how many monthsstart with the letter j. January,June, July, Jaugust, Joctober.

  11. ICECREAMFOREVER ICECREAMFOREVER
    posted a quote
    March 17, 2013 7:34am UTC
    BE HONEST & CHOOSE THE MONTH YOU WERE BORN IN
    Comment what you are :)
    JANUARY → born the funniest
    FEBRUARY → born the craziest
    MARCH → born the cutest
    APRIL → born the sweetest
    MAY → born the kindest
    JUNE → born the most serious
    JULY → born the most beautiful/handsome
    AUGUST → born the sexiest
    SEPTEMBER → born the most romantic
    OCTOBER → born the best in bed
    NOVEMBER → born the nicest
    DECEMBER → born the perfect lovers
    November - born the nicest :)
    - ICECREAMFOREVER -

  12. writtenrain* writtenrain*
    posted a quote
    September 10, 2013 4:52pm UTC
    So does anyone else have that list of
    things you've meaning to do for like 5 months now but probably never will?

  13. katbaby katbaby
    posted a quote
    August 28, 2013 3:41pm UTC
    My boyfriend is grounded for a month so I shall be on witty for a month straight

  14. ThatAlexGuy ThatAlexGuy
    posted a quote
    April 22, 2013 9:50pm UTC
    I can't believe that I actually went over a month without coming on Witty.
    I forgot how amazing of a website it really is.

  15. OhStephh_* OhStephh_*
    posted a quote
    July 11, 2014 2:18pm UTC
    I want a tamagotchi for my 18th birthday.

  16. CookiesMonStaa CookiesMonStaa
    posted a quote
    March 31, 2013 1:36pm UTC
    First Day Of School:
    3O pencils, 64 crayons, 2O pens, 1O notebooks
    One Month Later: Searching for 1 pencil and finds nothing. Sees 1 pencil on the ground.

  17. pandabear13 pandabear13
    posted a quote
    April 10, 2013 10:05am UTC
    I got student of the month for ROTC!!! I am so happy!

  18. Crazy girl* Crazy girl*
    posted a quote
    June 1, 2014 11:12am UTC
    I can't believe its the 1st of June already!:o

  19. Citra Citra
    posted a quote
    June 24, 2013 7:07am UTC
    We're King and Queen,
    Of worlds that don't exist.

  20. ilovemybestfriendmike_610 ilovemybestfriendmike_610
    posted a quote
    June 18, 2014 11:32am UTC
    I hope we could start
    to spend more time together.
    A few hours is better than never.
    If we could only make it longer.
    A whole day would be fine.
    A whole week would be fine.
    A whole month would be fine.
    A whole year would be fine.
    A decade would be fine.
    A century would be fine.
    Forever would be fine.

:)

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