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Best Monsters Quotes This Week

  1. SalemSoto SalemSoto
    posted a quote
    April 27, 2013 6:25pm UTC
    We stopped looking for monsters under our bed ,
    BEACAUSE WE ||REALIZED ||THEYRE INSIDE OF U S .

  2. CharliesTheName CharliesTheName
    posted a quote
    June 7, 2013 8:02pm UTC
    Last night I was babysitting a 4 year old
    Boy: Charlie I can't sleep.
    Me: Why not?
    Boy: There are monsters under my bed and they're gonna eat me.
    Me: No they aren't. Monsters only eat scared kids.
    Boy: *gasp*
    Me: What. You aren't scared are you?
    Boy: *nods head*
    Me: Well just don't be scared. Be strong and know that you can fight the monster.
    Boy: But then he'll eat me.
    Me: But if you aren't scared, he can't eat you.
    He fell asleep in 5 minutes

  3. FriendZoned FriendZoned
    posted a quote
    August 27, 2014 5:54pm UTC
    Never assume that because it breathes it is human.
    Monsters breathe too.

  4. ѕυммєяѕυηѕєтѕ* ѕυммєяѕυηѕєтѕ*
    posted a quote
    July 14, 2013 12:53pm UTC
    scoóby-doo taught us
    THAT THE REAL MONSTERS ARE HUMAN. ♥

  5. Blue_Rose Blue_Rose
    posted a quote
    February 18, 2013 4:14pm UTC
    The Awkward Moment
    When you go into your wardrobe
    looking for Narnia
    but find
    Monsters Inc.
    Instead.

  6. McDreamer* McDreamer*
    posted a quote
    September 25, 2014 3:11pm UTC
    Scooby Doo taught us that
    the real monsters are
    humans. . . and if that isn't
    deep, I don't know what is.

  7. *blushes* *blushes*
    posted a quote
    November 16, 2014 6:28am UTC
    The monsters in my head
    are scared of love

  8. Parrotfish* Parrotfish*
    posted a quote
    July 5, 2013 5:56pm UTC
    we promised our parents
    that we would never befriend the type
    o f m o n s t e r s
    THAT WE HAVE SOMEHOW BECOME.

  9. zer0* zer0*
    posted a quote
    May 10, 2013 11:16am UTC
    monsters don't sleep under your bed,
    they sleep inside your head

  10. Chris* Chris*
    posted a quote
    October 22, 2013 5:15pm UTC
    all monsters are human

  11. ^_^* ^_^*
    posted a quote
    December 15, 2013 7:38am UTC
    I'm friends with the monster that's under my bed,
    Get along with the voices inside of my head

  12. absent * absent *
    posted a quote
    July 27, 2013 6:11am UTC
    ScoobyDoo taught us that real monsters are humans.

  13. celestialerror* celestialerror*
    posted a quote
    May 21, 2013 9:06pm UTC
    It seems that
    the scariest monsters
    live within our minds;
    within ourselves.
    (DS)

  14. capsized* capsized*
    posted a quote
    October 16, 2013 2:57pm UTC
    monsters aren't born.
    |||||||||||||||||||||| MONSTERS ARE CREATED.

  15. 🐝* 🐝*
    posted a quote
    July 7, 2014 9:48am UTC
    “Monsters are real, and ghosts are real too.
    They live inside us, and sometimes, they win.”

  16. seafoam* seafoam*
    posted a quote
    October 26, 2014 4:40am UTC
    When you are little, night time is scary because there are monsters hiding right under the bed. When you get older, the monsters are different. Self doubt, loneliness, regret. And though you may be older and wiser, you still find yourself scared of the dark.

  17. capsized* capsized*
    posted a quote
    November 26, 2013 11:28pm UTC

    “Monsters are tragic beings. They are born too tall, too strong, too heavy. They are not evil by choice. That is their tragedy.They do not attack people because they want to, but because of their size and strength, mankind has no other choice but to defend himself. After several stories such as this, people end up having a kind of affection for the monsters. They end up caring about them.”
    — Ishiro Honda

  18. *blushes* *blushes*
    posted a quote
    May 20, 2014 4:05pm UTC
    "Beauty is a
    curse on the
    world. It keeps
    us from seeing
    who the real
    monsters are."

  19. tapangam tapangam
    posted a quote
    July 12, 2014 8:13pm UTC
    Trying to stay awake while waiting for a text from your crush

  20. Comical Comical
    posted a quote
    May 29, 2013 6:38pm UTC
    The Monsters
    dont hide under your bed
    Sometimes they lurk
    inside your head
    The evils come out
    The truth is >>s p o k e n .
    Friendships are ended
    Hearts are broken
    Lies are told
    gossip is spread
    the ones that are bullied;
    end up dead.
    TEENAGE YEARS
    ormat credit: jayciecutie01

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