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  1. RoseNightshade1799 RoseNightshade1799
    posted a quote
    January 23, 2014 7:36pm UTC
    So today I was talking to my friend about something.
    Another person, mishearing,
    came into our conversation and said,
    "Who's hanging out with my dad?"
    Without a beat, my friend turns,
    Looks her straight in the eyes, and says,
    "Your mom."
    And to this day, it is still the best "your mom" joke
    I have ever heard.

  2. HighTaco HighTaco
    posted a quote
    July 4, 2013 1:21pm UTC
    me: im such a rebel, I brushed my teeth THEN I ate my chocolate chip cookies fuc* u mom
    mom: What the fuc* did you just say, go brush those god damn teeth again
    me: But, ma..


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