this one time when I was seven I thought I could talk to trees (bc I had no friends), and I used to sit by them and say things and one day i was talking to my tree friend called kevin and this girl came up to me and said "are you talking to that tree, freak!" and i started crying and hugged onto the tree, and while she was laughing one of the branches fell on the girl's head, thanks kevin (:
鲁汉 ♡*