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Best Mind Quotes This Year

  1. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    April 15, 2013 2:57pm UTC
    “Try to imagine a life
    without timekeeping.
    You probably can’t.
    You know the month, the year, the day of the week.
    There is a clock on your wall
    or the dashboard of your car.
    You have a schedule, a calendar,
    a time for dinner or a movie.
    Yet all around you, timekeeping is ignored.
    Birds are not late.
    A dog does not check its watch.
    Deer do not fret over passing birthdays.
    Man alone measures time.
    Man alone chimes the hour.
    And, because of this,
    man alone suffers a paralyzing fear that
    no other creature endures.
    A fear of time running out.”
    by Mitch Albom

  2. Steve Steve
    posted a quote
    March 11, 2013 11:10pm UTC
    A book is like a garden in the pocket.

  3. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    August 14, 2013 2:09pm UTC
    I want you
    I want your sleepy confused look when you wake up.
    I want to be the warmth that fills the space in your bed.
    I want to be the sheets your fingers crave at night;
    the blanket that wraps around you all night.
    I want to drink tea with you, share some records we find.
    I want to talk about everything in the world newspapers.
    I want to discuss with you, to be stubborn and quick-witted with you.
    I want to have differences between us.
    I want your flaws.
    All of them.
    I want go into the deepest corners of your mind
    and never get bored of you.
    I want to be surprised by the new all the time.
    I want to look at you like a movie, a living piece of art;
    always trying to chase what you crave …
    and capture you.

  4. Steve* Steve*
    posted a quote
    August 27, 2013 9:57pm UTC
    DOES everyone’s voice…
    talksuperfastwhenthingsarewrittenlikethis?
    Or
    in. their. head. pause. between. words. when. a. period. is. placed. between. them?
    ANd IF a PERrSon tyPEs Like thls,
    THey iMagINe a VOiCe going Up AnD Down?
    AND WHEN THE TEXT IS ALL CAPS, YOU SAY IT A LITTLE LOUDER IN YOUR HEAD.

  5. softballxwin27 softballxwin27
    posted a quote
    February 21, 2013 1:57pm UTC
    If people could read my mind,
    I'd get punched in the face a lot.

  6. clearlytruthful clearlytruthful
    posted a quote
    February 2, 2013 12:44pm UTC
    2% or 98% This is strange...can you figure it out? Are you the 2% or 98% of the population? Follow the instructions! NO PEEKING AHEAD! * Do the following exercise, guaranteed to raise an eyebrow. * There's no trick or surprise. * Just follow these instructions, and answer the questions one at a time and as quickly as you can!
    * Again, as quickly as you can but don't advance until you've done each of them ... really.
    * Now, scroll down (but not too fast, you might miss something.)
    Think of a number from 1 to 10
    Multiply that number by 9
    If the number is a 2-digit number, add the digits together
    Now subtract 5
    Determine which letter in the alphabet corresponds to the number you ended up with (example: 1=a, 2=b, 3=c,etc.)
    Think of a country that starts with that letter.
    Remember the last letter of the name of that country.
    Think of the name of an animal that starts with that letter.
    Remember the last letter in the name of that animal.
    Think of the name of a fruit that starts with that letter.
    Are you thinking of a Kangaroo in Denmark eating an Orange? I told you this was FREAKY!! If not, you're among the 2% of the population whose minds are different enough to think of something else. 98% of people will answer with kangaroos in Denmark when given this exercise.
    Nmq

  7. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    November 2, 2013 4:51pm UTC
    Before I start writing: This is a magnificent work of genius. I can see it sprawled open in my mind and it is perfect. All I need to do is write it down. After I open a blank document: I have two half-sentences and an emoticon. There is nothing else in my brain.

  8. jahan jahan
    posted a quote
    January 26, 2013 10:03am UTC
    A strange mind game
    2% or 98% This is strange...can you figure it out? Are you the 2% or 98% of the population? Follow the instructions! NO PEEKING AHEAD! * Do the following exercise, guaranteed to raise an eyebrow. * There's no trick or surprise. * Just follow these instructions, and answer the questions one at a time and as quickly as you can!
    * Again, as quickly as you can but don't advance until you've done each of them ... really.
    * Now, scroll down (but not too fast, you might miss something.)
    Think of a number from 1 to 10
    Multiply that number by 9
    If the number is a 2-digit number, add the digits together
    Now subtract 5
    Determine which letter in the alphabet corresponds to the number you ended up with (example: 1=a, 2=b, 3=c,etc.)
    Think of a country that starts with that letter.
    Remember the last letter of the name of that country.
    Think of the name of an animal that starts with that letter.
    Remember the last letter in the name of that animal.
    Think of the name of a fruit that starts with that letter.
    Are you thinking of a Kangaroo in Denmark eating an Orange? I told you this was FREAKY!! If not, you're among the 2% of the population whose minds are different enough to think of something else. 98% of people will answer with kangaroos in Denmark when given this exercise.

  9. Rajsonkar Rajsonkar
    posted a quote
    August 2, 2013 12:11pm UTC
    LOVE me or HATE me, both
    are in my favour.
    If you love me, I'll always be
    in your heart,
    If
    you hate me, I'll always
    be on your mind.
    formatcredit- rajsonkar

  10. Rajsonkar Rajsonkar
    posted a quote
    September 9, 2013 8:57pm UTC
    Love knows no reason,
    love knows no lies.
    Love defies all reasons,
    love has no eyes.
    But love is not blind,
    love sees but doesn’t mind

  11. JustAnotherWittyGuy18 JustAnotherWittyGuy18
    posted a quote
    March 26, 2013 3:33pm UTC
    If you could read my mind,
    You would be in tears.

  12. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    June 11, 2013 7:06pm UTC
    12 am
    and her mind wanders.
    she tends to think about
    something that happened
    5 years ago, or something
    that happened 2 hours ago,
    or something that could
    happen 10 years from now.
    her mind is like a hurricane
    it's a wreck
    it's full of beautiful yet
    awful thoughts.
    it's 1 am and her mind
    continues to wander
    a.e.

  13. 234325fdsazgdg* 234325fdsazgdg*
    posted a quote
    September 9, 2013 2:54am UTC
    HAVING A
    DIRTY MIND
    MAKES
    ORDINARY
    CONVERSATIONS
    MUCH MORE
    INTERESTING.

  14. lovefree15 lovefree15
    posted a quote
    November 18, 2013 8:53pm UTC
    You're using your headphones to drown out your mind.

  15. Ethanol Ethanol
    posted a quote
    September 12, 2013 11:06am UTC
    “Love looks not with the eyes, but with the mind,
    & therefore is winged Cupid painted blind.

  16. ShortGirlsDoItBetter ShortGirlsDoItBetter
    posted a quote
    August 11, 2013 3:57pm UTC
    Men: If you wanna know what a woman's mind
    is like just imagine a browser with 2,143 tabs open.
    ALL.THE.TIME

  17. demons* demons*
    posted a quote
    June 30, 2013 1:54pm UTC
    Me: I'm feeling quite good today
    Body: How? you're fat
    Self Harm: How? I'm on your arm as proof you are not
    Mirror: How? Look at yourself
    Paranoia: How? Your friends hate you
    Mind: How? You're a total failure
    Me: Oh, right, yeah.

  18. Chris* Chris*
    posted a quote
    October 8, 2013 3:14pm UTC
    people change. they change their clothes, their hair, the color of their nails, the layout of their furniture, the decorations on the walls. so don't get surprised when someone changes their mind. jfjfjfjfjfjfjfjfj krg(not mine) btjkbgh

  19. Andreaxoxo Andreaxoxo
    posted a quote
    March 19, 2013 3:35pm UTC
    Youre on mY mInD anD In mY HearT
    wHY canT I Have You In mY arms

  20. MaddyWaddy MaddyWaddy
    posted a quote
    July 22, 2014 7:07pm UTC
    Sometimes to stay alive,
    you've got to kill your mind

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