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  1. musicure musicure
    posted a quote
    August 25, 2020 11:51am UTC
    a million dreams are keeping me awake

  2. ImJustSittingBackWatchingTheWorldEnd ImJustSittingBackWatchingTheWorldEnd
    posted a quote
    March 6, 2016 2:08pm UTC
    Donald trump is honestly frightening. He's never answered a single question straight up, and he's basically the villain in every superhero movie. What's even more scary, though, is that people are actually going to vote for him. What's really scary, is that he might win.
    Let me just go over this quickly with you guys, by showing you something I saw online.
    Donald Trump.
    Donald T.
    Don T.
    Don't.
    Glad we had this discussion.

  3. Restitutor Orbis* Restitutor Orbis*
    posted a quote
    April 2, 2014 9:27am UTC
    "And I felt like a million dollars', something that money just can't bring." Joey Ramone (searching for something)

  4. josie* josie*
    posted a quote
    March 1, 2014 4:23pm UTC
    There's like a million different ways to say
    "i love you":
    'put your seat belt on'
    'watch your step'
    'get some rest'
    You've just got to listen

  5. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    January 26, 2014 3:31pm UTC
    why iphones gotta take two million years to turn back on after they die like you plug em in and you’re all ready to start texting again but they’re like “nope. i gotta take some time for myself. figure out who i am. you hurt me too much the last time. let me recover

  6. snowinseptember* snowinseptember*
    posted a quote
    January 18, 2014 1:23pm UTC
    i may look calm,
    but in my head i've
    killed you over a
    million times
    StoryQouteLover

  7. appleloop* appleloop*
    posted a quote
    December 30, 2013 5:47pm UTC
    "I know it took a little while, I know I cried a couple tears, every step was like a mile, every day a million years, but it's true, I'm finally over you."
    ~We The Kings~
     
    Format Credit:
    LettingSecretsGo

  8. appleloop* appleloop*
    posted a quote
    December 6, 2013 4:14pm UTC
    I fell in love with you because of the million little tiny things you never knew you were doing.

  9. santiagoo95 santiagoo95
    posted a quote
    October 11, 2013 9:10pm UTC
    Someone asked me if I knew you a million memories flashed throught my mind,but i just smiled and said no (◕‿◕✿)

  10. DJ* DJ*
    posted a quote
    October 9, 2013 5:48am UTC
    "Too many tickles may lead to a million kisses and plenty of warm hugs to brighten the day."
    ~derekajames

  11. help_me_im_drowning help_me_im_drowning
    posted a quote
    September 11, 2013 10:32pm UTC
    "Have you ever felt so hurt, that you could feel the pain in your chest,
    as if your heart breaks into a million tiny pieces?"

  12. help_me_im_drowning help_me_im_drowning
    posted a quote
    September 10, 2013 8:52pm UTC
    If I tell you that I love you over a million times
    will you just stay for a while.

  13. help_me_im_drowning help_me_im_drowning
    posted a quote
    September 5, 2013 9:38pm UTC
    Dear best friend,
    You save my life a million times a day and I love you for that.
    Thank you.

  14. NeverFadingBeauty* NeverFadingBeauty*
    posted a quote
    September 5, 2013 1:53pm UTC
    Fun Fact # 3
    The most money ever paid for a cow in an auction was $1.3 million.
    Whoa..o.o That is some expensive bovine..
    See millionaires drink milk too :D

  15. Dishonored* Dishonored*
    posted a quote
    August 13, 2013 10:53pm UTC
    I have a million things
    I want to do right now,
    all of which either include
    Netflix, YouTube, or food.

  16. coolsuperstarz coolsuperstarz
    posted a quote
    July 31, 2013 12:23pm UTC
    'I will love you 'til the end of time
    I would wait a million years
    Promise you'll remember that you're mine
    Baby can you see through the tears'
    ~Lana del ray
    Blue Jeans.

  17. Vanessa15* Vanessa15*
    posted a quote
    July 26, 2013 4:24am UTC
    Dear LCM ads,
    You would only see someones face like that if they opened the lunchbox and saw a million dollars in it.
    srsly. .__.

  18. Heyitspoppy Heyitspoppy
    posted a quote
    July 23, 2013 10:33am UTC
    This has to be the finniest
    video....... EVER!!
    http://www.youtube.com
    /watch?v=o_v9MY_FMcw

  19. BeautifulPeopleAndAliens BeautifulPeopleAndAliens
    posted a quote
    July 8, 2013 12:32pm UTC
    My friend: What was the point me even coming here?
    Me: ...Wait a minute...
    My friend: You've said that a million times in the past 5 minutes.
    Me:...Cool...
    ______________________IN REAL LIFE WHAT'S HAPPENING RIGHT NOW--------------------
    My friend: DON'T POST THAT. THAT MAKES ME SOUND PARANOID.
    Me:...They won't know it's you!
    My friend: YES THEY WILL THEY'RE PHYSICICS.
    Me: That's very hard to believe.
    My friend: Yay. I finally got you off the damn computer.
    Me: Thanks for reminding me. *Goes back to computer to type this bit*
    My friend: WHY GOD WHY.

  20. Sophiasavaneli Sophiasavaneli
    posted a quote
    June 30, 2013 4:40am UTC
    One in a million,
    I'm the odd one out,
    Caught a glimpse into the future,
    Nowhere to be found.

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