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  1. musicure musicure
    posted a quote
    February 9, 2018 10:37am UTC
    i'm just a little bit caught in the middle
    life is a maze, love is a riddle

  2. musicure musicure
    posted a quote
    November 15, 2017 3:44pm UTC
    in the middle of the night
    in my dreams
    you should see the things we do

  3. Dishonored* Dishonored*
    posted a quote
    February 25, 2016 1:30am UTC
    what my jokes have resorted to~
    sister: go buy me poptarts
    me: *arrives with thy poptarts*
    me: okay so I didn't know what flavors so I got two
    sister: strawberry and cherry? I would have just pickes strawberry.
    me: well, it's been awhile since you had a cherry so yknow.
    #forevermentallyinmiddleschool

  4. KatarinaMikaelson KatarinaMikaelson
    posted a quote
    December 26, 2014 3:55am UTC
    Cause we're PEO
    & we're PEOPLE like him
    ARE THE REASON WHY
    WE HAVE MIDDLE FINGERS
    t
    text

  5. Carla Crahan.* Carla Crahan.*
    posted a quote
    March 3, 2014 9:20am UTC
    Middle finger in the air.
    (C)Karma'saB¡tchRight

  6. Carla Crahan.* Carla Crahan.*
    posted a quote
    February 10, 2014 11:42am UTC
    Roses are red.
    Violets are blue.
    I have 5 fingers,
    and the middle one is for you
    ♥☺♥
    (C)Karma'sAB¡tchRight

  7. Jordan.* Jordan.*
    posted a quote
    January 4, 2014 8:42pm UTC
    Oh cool, my middle finger likes you.

  8. 7year-hole* 7year-hole*
    posted a quote
    December 10, 2013 8:08pm UTC
    palm
    thumb
    point
    middle
    ring
    pink
    Good Luck
    DIRECTION
    PROVOKE
    Love
    Promise
    weheartit
    Coding by Breeze

  9. Corinne ✞* Corinne ✞*
    posted a quote
    October 26, 2013 9:56am UTC
    friend; Is your house haunted?
    Me; I dont really know, but you know i actually hear footsteps up my hallway at night and the door closes by its self at night and you hear cat noises in my wardrobe then when you open it it stops and theres nothing there. But no I dont think so. Did you mum say you could stay?
    Friend; Umm.. well I just realized im busy sorry.
    -they leave the house-
    Me; Okay -eats food casually-

  10. goawayanthony* goawayanthony*
    posted a quote
    September 20, 2013 4:11pm UTC
    middle school is just like elementary school but instead you can swear and nobody gives a s.hit

  11. *Freedom* *Freedom*
    posted a quote
    September 1, 2013 4:11pm UTC
    Elementary School
    Teacher: I'll call your parents.
    Me: Please no! NO! *Cries*
    Middle School
    Teacher: I'll call your parents.
    Me: Please no! NO! *Cries*
    High School
    Teacher: I'll call your parents.
    Me: Please no! NO! *Cries*

  12. Kerin💅🏼👌🏻* Kerin💅🏼👌🏻*
    posted a quote
    August 26, 2013 2:53pm UTC
    ^t^t^t^t^
    Roses are red violets are blue
    i have five fingers
    the middle one is for you ;)
    ^t^t^t^t^

  13. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    August 24, 2013 2:33pm UTC
    I'm having one of those days
    where my middle finger is answering every question.

  14. cineast cineast
    posted a quote
    August 6, 2013 11:43pm UTC
    Alright m.otherfu.cker listen up
    This is for the fu.cking homies
    steady givin no fu.cks
    If you wanna join the party
    put your middle fingers up
    and when the music fu.ckin hits
    you better JUMP JUMP JUMP

  15. elligrig13 elligrig13
    posted a quote
    July 26, 2013 1:26pm UTC
    He promised me to come see me at 4.30 in the morning, after he's finished with his job.
    I pray for this to happen. I don't know how i am going to get out of the house so late at
    night without my parents noticing it, but i will make it possible no matter what it takes.
    Just to see him, hug him and kiss him slowly and passionately under the dark stary sky.

  16. LettingSecretsGo LettingSecretsGo
    posted a quote
    July 18, 2013 2:33pm UTC
    Middle fingers up,
    I don't give a f!uck.

  17. Bec* Bec*
    posted a quote
    July 4, 2013 11:09pm UTC
    Standing in the middle of the ocean: Theres so much water.
    nmq

  18. xoxalex xoxalex
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2013 12:46pm UTC
    did you know
    that the word teenager didn't even
    exist till about 70 years ago?

  19. sexwithniallhoran69 sexwithniallhoran69
    posted a quote
    June 21, 2013 12:21pm UTC
    The last day of middle school.
    Wow, I actually made it.

  20. doublesidedice doublesidedice
    posted a quote
    June 7, 2013 10:06am UTC
    Too weak to hope.
    Too strong to give up.
    Just stuck in the middle.

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