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  1. XPerfectlyImperfectX XPerfectlyImperfectX
    posted a quote
    November 27, 2014 9:16pm UTC
    Liking a boy... Thinking he's Mexican... Finding out he's Puerto Rican... o.O Dafuq is wrong with you people?? Jk...

  2. XxKrista_RosexX XxKrista_RosexX
    posted a quote
    July 11, 2014 12:01pm UTC
    So you just assume that since im sleeping, that you should unplug my computer cause I dont need it at that point in time?
    Next time you go eat mexican food I'm going to assume you dont need the toilets and disassemble them.
    Kay?

  3. Crazy girl* Crazy girl*
    posted a quote
    June 17, 2014 1:04pm UTC
    The closest I've ever got to a Mexican is a packet of Doritos.

  4. crazyshaelie crazyshaelie
    posted a quote
    March 9, 2014 2:40pm UTC
    My spirit animal is a cat with a bag stuck on it's head

  5. fern26 fern26
    posted a quote
    January 18, 2014 2:38pm UTC
    Cheesy Mexican love quotes #1
    I propose to you, that we love each other.

  6. KissingRazors KissingRazors
    posted a quote
    November 10, 2013 12:00pm UTC
    Me at a party: is there wifi
    Me at the store: is there wifi
    Me giving birth: does she have wifi
    Me in a car ride: is there wifi
    Me eating: does the calories of this happy meal have wifi
    Me at school: is there wifi
    Me in hell: is there wifi

  7. catchtheshadows catchtheshadows
    posted a quote
    August 8, 2013 5:30am UTC
    "I kissed the scars on her skin, I still think you're beautiful, and I don't ever want to lose my best friend" ~ Pierce the Veil

  8. catchtheshadows catchtheshadows
    posted a quote
    August 8, 2013 5:26am UTC
    Parents: get over your obsession with Pierce the Veil
    Me: no, amigo, no

  9. Leslie and Alli * Leslie and Alli *
    posted a quote
    July 14, 2013 2:56am UTC
    MexicanProblems#1
    Surving la chancla...
    Please don't take these to serious. i'm mexican and i just want to see if there is mexicans here on witty cuase i feel alone and i wanna relate? Dont take these offensive.. Should i keep going?

  10. UND3R UND3R
    posted a quote
    June 8, 2013 7:37pm UTC
    Me: *See a picture of a family on a bag of chips*
    Me: Mom, how does this family represent tortila chips?
    Me: They aren't even Mexican!

  11. seeyouthen seeyouthen
    posted a quote
    May 25, 2013 7:36pm UTC
    When you go to a Spanish restaurant with friends and you tell the one who is learning French that chicken taco is la comida de perro in Spanish.

  12. Plusle_N_Minun Plusle_N_Minun
    posted a quote
    May 21, 2013 9:24pm UTC
    So I had to go into a kindergarten class to deliver some papers to the teacher
    But I could see she was in the middle of a lesson so I waited.
    The lesson was about learning about people's nationalities.
    And where they came from.
    She went around the room asking each student what their nationality is.
    Each student replied proudly:
    "American!" "Chinese!" "Italian!" "Mexican!" "Japanese!" "Dutch!"
    She came around to the last student and asked him what his nationality was.
    He seemed confused or uncertain of his answer.
    But in a proud voice he said:
    "I am Human."

  13. GRACEROCKS GRACEROCKS
    posted a quote
    May 12, 2013 9:44pm UTC
    The very first ever Blonde GUY joke..... And well worth the wait!
    An Irishman, a Mexican and a Blonde Guy were doing construction work on scaffolding on the 20th floor of a building.
    They were eating lunch and the Irishman said, "Corned beef and cabbage! If I get corned beef and cabbage one more time for lunch, I'm going to jump off this building."
    The Mexican! opened his lunch box and exclaimed, "Burritos again! If I get burritos one more time I'm going to jump off, too."
    The blonde opened his lunch and said, "Bologna again! If I get a bologna sandwich one more time, I'm jumping too."
    The next day, the Irishman opened his lunch box, saw corned beef and cabbage, and jumped to his death.
    The Mexican opened his lunch, saw a burrito, and jumped, too.
    The blonde guy opened his lunch, saw the bologna and jumped to his death as well.
    At the funeral, the Irishman's wife was weeping. She said, "If I'd known how really tired he was of corned beef and cabbage, I never would have given it to him again!"
    The Mexican's wife also wept and said, "I could have given him tacos or enchiladas! I didn't realize he hated burritos so much."
    (Oh this is GOOD!!)?
    Everyone turned and stared at the blonde's wife. The blonde's wife said,
    "Don't look at me. The idiot makes his own lunch."

  14. chasingsunshine chasingsunshine
    posted a quote
    April 16, 2013 1:11pm UTC
    you know you're a white girl if
    you're obsessed with mexican food

  15. YouKnowYoureA YouKnowYoureA
    posted a quote
    March 11, 2013 10:50pm UTC
    You know your'e a mexican...
    When whenever you see a mexican on border patroll you yell traitor

  16. YouKnowYoureA YouKnowYoureA
    posted a quote
    March 11, 2013 10:40pm UTC
    You know your'e a mexican...
    When whenever you see a mexican on border patroll you yell traitor

  17. YouKnowYoureA YouKnowYoureA
    posted a quote
    March 11, 2013 10:33pm UTC
    You know your'e a mexican...
    When cleaning day normally starts with waking up to spanish music.

  18. YouKnowYoureA YouKnowYoureA
    posted a quote
    March 11, 2013 10:31pm UTC
    You know yur'e a mexican...
    When even though you have a dryer machine you dry your clothing in the back yard.

  19. caitycat caitycat
    posted a quote
    February 16, 2013 7:32pm UTC
    Mexican student: It's not actually Mexican food, it's just normal food with salsa on it
    Teacher: NO. It's mexican food
    *argue about it for 5 minutes*
    Teacher: IT'S NO MY FAULT MEXICANS CAN'T COOK MEXICAN FOOD
    Rest of class: *gasp*

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