Best Metal Quotes Today

Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
February 8, 2013 1:48pm UTC

Is this--I--a capital i or a lowercase L? You'll never know.
Now look at the word read. Now, tell me, which tense did I use it in.
Now look at the word lead. Now, tell me, did I mean the verb or the metal.
Welcome to the English language.

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capsized*
posted a quote
September 13, 2013 4:18pm UTC

Old McDonald had a farm
EIEI
[HEAVY METAL SCREAM]
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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mtndewhm*
posted a quote
August 21, 2013 8:10pm UTC

What you said: I like metal music.
What they heard: Sometims at midnight Satan my dark lord and I go to his basement and have Jam sessions which then turn into orgies with Hítler and Mussolini.

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CharliesTheName
posted a quote
November 18, 2013 5:44pm UTC

Panic! at the Disco seems to have a bit different
of a music style every time a new album comes out.
I would love if their next album was
death metal and screamo

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Carla Crahan.*
posted a quote
March 16, 2014 1:33pm UTC

What I said: I like metal music.
What they heard: Every full moon I gather with my satanic cult in the heart of the forest and we chant in Latin while we sacrifice kittens to Satan and rock out to metal with the spirit of Hïtler.

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*silvergirl*
posted a quote
February 7, 2014 7:51pm UTC

You call my music demonic because you only hear the screaming. I call it life saving because I hear the meaning.

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UnfinishedCadenza
posted a quote
June 8, 2013 5:46pm UTC

I need a guy
who’ll go to both
metal concerts
and
symphony orchestras
with me.

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catchtheshadows
posted a quote
September 4, 2013 10:42am UTC

Person: Hey, check out this band!
Me: I CANT AFFORD TO LIKE ANYMORE BANDS

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bbrreeee
posted a quote
October 10, 2013 6:27pm UTC

.
Not even stars
last forever.

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Bec*
posted a quote
May 9, 2013 4:02am UTC

Popcorn? No thanks I only eat heavymetalcorn

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absent *
posted a quote
April 16, 2013 1:57am UTC

So Heavy Metal is just a noise?
Huh.
Pretty rich coming from a dubstep fan.

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KayleighJean
posted a quote
March 1, 2014 10:42pm UTC

I enjoy going to watch local bands
because you can just go up
and make friends with the band members
without them being all
"I'm a celebrity dont talk to or touch me."

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ChrisMat
posted a quote
April 22, 2013 12:17pm UTC

Guys.. what's your opinion on
METALHEADS?
-Please answer on the comments like, players? Cool Kids? What? I just want your opinion if you could spend a minute to write it. Thanks:3

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Alaska Young*
posted a quote
January 5, 2014 5:44pm UTC

its only baby scars
i need your love like
a boy needs his
mother's side

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HUarmy
posted a quote
August 4, 2013 8:59am UTC

My kind of music scares people......

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crazyshaelie
posted a quote
June 20, 2013 8:04pm UTC

"It never stops raining."
With daggers sewn through her heart she cries.
Filled with confusion she cries.
"No one can help me until I can help myself...and I can't help myself."
Frozen throughout, exposing broken skin.
One week, one more week.
She can't take anymore burning in her mind.
"Why can't I sever your head, why can't I sever your memory?"
The image burned through her eyes has made it on to the mirror.
Broken glass reflecting on the shards of the past.
Forcefed memories walking on tacks, please pull the knife fight out of my back... and I'll pull the knife out of yours.
"You can't stop the rain", she says. "You can't stop the rain."
Lyrics to "All She Wrote" by The Acacia Strain (death metal band)

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FlorenceSong
posted a quote
August 21, 2013 7:38pm UTC

As a Metal fan,
how do you even keep up with all the sub-genres of metal?
Viking Metal
Stoner metal
Pagan metal
Glam metal (Hair Metal)
Gothic metal
Progressive metal
Doom metal
Alternative metal
Industrial metal
Power metal
djent metal
Neo-classical metal (shred metal)
Drone metal
Medieval metal
Sludge metal
Celtic metal
Speed metal
Thrash metal
Symphonic metal
Punk metal(cross over thrash)
Technical death metal
Funk metal
Nu metal
Rap metal
Cello metal
Christian metal
Unblack metal
Dark metal
Death metal
Melodic death metal
Black metal
And
if you think I just made some of these up
just ask
I can give you a discription
and a list of bands
P.S. That's not even all of them

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ItsRachaelxo
posted a quote
November 25, 2013 5:10pm UTC

So tell me dear, can your heart still break,
If it's already stopped beating?

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beyondsanity
posted a quote
October 11, 2014 12:27pm UTC

We are the ones that want to play,
Always want to go, but never want to stay.
We are the ones that want to choose,
Always want play, but never want to loose.

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SANDD*
posted a quote
April 27, 2015 10:38pm UTC

We were just kids in
love, the summer
was full of mistakes
we wouldn't learn
from <3

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