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Best Merrychristmas Quotes Today

  1. Breeze Breeze
    posted a quote
    December 15, 2013 6:45pm UTC
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    whether or not it's your first witty christmas, merry christmas. i'm glad you're here.
    Format by Breeze

  2. appleloop* appleloop*
    posted a quote
    December 23, 2013 7:09pm UTC
    Dear Santa, I don't want anything for Christmas except for the person reading this to have an amazing Christmas.

  3. * Sabaism * * Sabaism *
    posted a quote
    December 25, 2013 2:23am UTC
    Merry Christmas, guys
    You all are beautiful
    I hope everything goes as planned
    And that your day is as brilliant as you are.
    I love you all, okay.
    As weird as it seems,
    You're all like a family to me.
    Probably better than a family, actually.
    Thanks for making every day so wonderful
    You all really are amazing
    Please, stay that way.

  4. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    December 24, 2013 4:43pm UTC
    *Merry Christmas!*
    Have a great and safe Holiday. :)

  5. chickittylover chickittylover
    posted a quote
    December 24, 2013 3:35pm UTC
    Format chickittylover
    happy holidays!
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  6. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    December 25, 2013 11:56am UTC
    It seems that today holds something special. Something holy, not superficial. So, here's to the birthday boy who saved our lives.

  7. CookieMonster09* CookieMonster09*
    posted a quote
    December 24, 2013 3:23pm UTC
    like i wanna go and do loads of stuff but at the same time it took me 4 hours to work up the motivation to get out of bed

  8. appleloop* appleloop*
    posted a quote
    December 22, 2013 4:47pm UTC
    So, I wrote you a song,Hope that you sing along...and it goes,"Merry Christmas, kiss my āss!"

  9. Decay * Decay *
    posted a quote
    December 25, 2013 10:55pm UTC
    I told her that i love her and she said that she can't say the same because she still loves her ex, not me. Merry Christmas

  10. * Sabaism * * Sabaism *
    posted a quote
    December 22, 2013 6:30pm UTC
    Okay so.
    Merry Christmas.
    Due to the festiveness and happiness and stuff
    Comment your name on my profile
    And I'll give you a paragraph about how amazing you are?

  11. josie* josie*
    posted a quote
    December 24, 2013 5:49am UTC
    Merry Christmas to soldiers everywhere who can't be with their families,
    you're true heroes.

  12. CookieMonster09* CookieMonster09*
    posted a quote
    December 25, 2013 6:14pm UTC
    how come santa can watch kids sleep and it’s ok but when i do it they scream and call the cops? fkin kids

  13. rachlgirl rachlgirl
    posted a quote
    November 27, 2013 8:04pm UTC
    "and just like the Americans eating them, the turkeys are getting larger"
    -Brian Williams, of NBC Nightly News

  14. PrimarilyParamore* PrimarilyParamore*
    posted a quote
    December 9, 2013 11:05pm UTC
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    So, I wrote you a song, Hope that you sing along& it goes, "Merry Christmas, Kiss my @$$!" ~ATL

    Format by Breeze

  15. ~Spoken Silence~* ~Spoken Silence~*
    posted a quote
    December 25, 2013 12:30pm UTC
    Merry Christmas Everyone!
    Don't tell anyone but im an elf! presents for EVERYONE! YAY!!!!!!!!!Just come and claim it!

  16. 🎀Anna🎀* 🎀Anna🎀*
    posted a quote
    December 25, 2013 1:53pm UTC
    Merry Christmas☺
    I hope everyone has a wonderful
    Christmas and I hope that
    all of your wishes
    come true.❤

  17. *compassionate soul* *compassionate soul*
    posted a quote
    December 25, 2013 2:31pm UTC
    FELIZ NAVIDAD EVERYONE!
    Format by Breeze

  18. CookieMonster09* CookieMonster09*
    posted a quote
    December 24, 2013 4:16pm UTC
    I literally just force myself into the most f/cking awkward situations.

  19. Johanna Mason* Johanna Mason*
    posted a quote
    December 25, 2013 2:54am UTC
    I am eating liquid chocolate. Out of a mug. With a candy cane. Now I know why my mum doesn't trust me with candy.

  20. kelly* kelly*
    posted a quote
    December 25, 2013 6:18am UTC
    💚Merry Christmas❤️
    🎄💝🎁🎅to all, and to all a good night🎅🎁💝🎄

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