Merrychristmas Quotes

yourcool
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December 24, 2013 4:43pm UTC

*Merry Christmas!*
Have a great and safe Holiday. :)

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CookieMonster09*
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December 24, 2013 4:16pm UTC

I literally just force myself into the most f/cking awkward situations.

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chickittylover
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December 24, 2013 3:35pm UTC

Format chickittylover
happy holidays!
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CookieMonster09*
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December 24, 2013 3:23pm UTC

like i wanna go and do loads of stuff but at the same time it took me 4 hours to work up the motivation to get out of bed

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NeverFadingBeauty*
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December 24, 2013 3:22pm UTC

Merry Christmas video:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5CUQf0aJkg4
New LyriLu Speaks :http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FbGg93iicPs&feature=youtu.be

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*ciara *
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December 24, 2013 1:53pm UTC

xwitty looks so cute with santa and the reindeer
merry christmas everyone!
(p.s. i hope you get kissed under the mistletoe!)x
✴☃

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absent *
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December 24, 2013 8:12am UTC

Writing out my Witty Christmas profile posts and I only have 3 friends here. Ooh. Ouch. They're of course 3 amazing human beings though and are cooler than you. ^~^

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josie*
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December 24, 2013 5:49am UTC

Merry Christmas to soldiers everywhere who can't be with their families,
you're true heroes.

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ZombiexEater*
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December 24, 2013 3:35am UTC

Random Christmas rant, but I have to get this off my chest.
Okay I probably sound really stupid for this but this is something I DO NOT understand about Christmas.
Why do people tell their kids about "Santa Clause" I don't see the point in it, when they get older and you have to tell them he's not real than the're just sitting there all sad because you lied to them all those years, WHAT IS THE POINT.
I don't see one, I am NOT telling my kids about "Santa" I don't feel the need to tell my kids about a fictional fat stalker in a red suit with a child molesters beard.

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appleloop*
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December 23, 2013 7:09pm UTC

Dear Santa, I don't want anything for Christmas except for the person reading this to have an amazing Christmas.

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* Sabaism *
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December 22, 2013 6:30pm UTC

Okay so.
Merry Christmas.
Due to the festiveness and happiness and stuff
Comment your name on my profile
And I'll give you a paragraph about how amazing you are?

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appleloop*
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December 22, 2013 4:47pm UTC

So, I wrote you a song,Hope that you sing along...and it goes,"Merry Christmas, kiss my āss!"

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emilyjoytritle
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December 20, 2013 1:23pm UTC

MERRY CHRISTMAS And Happy New Year !!!!!!
Hope you all have a wonderfull holiday.
Love,
EmilyJoyTritle

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Breeze
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December 15, 2013 6:45pm UTC

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whether or not it's your first witty christmas, merry christmas. i'm glad you're here.
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AwkwardPaws*
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December 12, 2013 8:28pm UTC

There will be dancing and singing this
Christmas life
Oh I wish it could be mine.
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PrimarilyParamore*
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December 9, 2013 11:05pm UTC

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So, I wrote you a song, Hope that you sing along& it goes, "Merry Christmas, Kiss my @$$!" ~ATL
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123oreo123

posted a quote
December 1, 2013 9:45am UTC

My toughest life decision.....
It has to be.......
deciding whether I want a cadbury advent calendar, or a nestle one. My life is so tough.

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rachlgirl
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November 27, 2013 8:04pm UTC

"and just like the Americans eating them, the turkeys are getting larger"
-Brian Williams, of NBC Nightly News

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