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  1. lovecrazy lovecrazy
    posted a quote
    February 19, 2013 2:51pm UTC
    "Swearing is unattractive."
    I'm not attractive anyway so fck off.

  2. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    February 12, 2013 3:29pm UTC
    i hate when i am a cat and
    the humans don't meow back.

  3. heyitscooper heyitscooper
    posted a quote
    May 2, 2013 10:44pm UTC
    my cat licked my forehead and then tapped it with his paw I think I just got baptized.

  4. kissofdeathx_x kissofdeathx_x
    posted a quote
    April 22, 2013 6:23pm UTC
    BravoSierra's format
    I'm no photographer
    but I can picture us together.
    nmf

  5. *silvergirl* *silvergirl*
    posted a quote
    November 16, 2013 9:37pm UTC
    My main comebacks
    - I don't care
    - your mom
    - you're worse then comic sans

  6. britany* britany*
    posted a quote
    May 3, 2013 8:03pm UTC
    Format chickittylover
    How to stay off the internet:
    You can't
    You won't
    You don't

  7. Amenah Amenah
    posted a quote
    December 15, 2013 10:14am UTC
    Witty is kinda dead.
    So here's what we should do.
    1. INVITE YOUR FRIENDS
    It's the best way to get more active users. You don't have to tell them your account, but just show them the website! As many people as possible; if you think they'll be interested, get them to join. People wonder why the 'old witty' used to be so active. It's because a lot of users would constantly be inviting new people to join, and recycling the community. It works, so do it!
    2. WRITE MORE QUOTES
    Traffic is so sloooooow for two reason; there aren't a lot of uers, and therefore there aren't a lot of quotes. So write more quotes! Make the 'New' page active again. I'm not saying you should make a quote of every mundane thought that goes through your mind (not that there's anything wrong with that) but seriously, how can you complain about inactivity if you only write two quotes a week? Look at all your absolute favourite usres, or the ones with the most followers; more often than not, they'll be active themselves, and write a lot of quotes. That's the whole point of Witty.
    3. FAVE MORE QUOTES
    I've noticed this year that some of you are pretty stringent with your faves. Which is cool. But just remember that the more quotes you fave, the more quotes get faves, and if everyone does that, theoretically, every quote gets more faves on average. This is how to go from gettign 100 faves on a top quote back to getting 1000.
    4. FOLLOW MORE USERS
    Yeah, I get it, it looks 'messy' to follow a ton of people or whatever. But the fact is that it's gonna get more people to see more different users and their quotes. And you also get to see more cool quotes on your own homepage. And if everyone follows more people, then again, theoretically, everyone gets - on average - more followers, more people seeing their quotes, more traffic, blahblahblah.
    5. ADVERTISE WITTY
    Put up posters! If you care enough or are bored enough, take screencaps and post them on facebook/twitter/tumblr/instagram/whatever else you waste your time on. Tell the friends that you invite to invite THEIR friends.
    EXTRA ADVICE:
    - use this website how you wish everyone would. If you don't like a ton of boring layouts, make or use exciting one (you can literally use ANYONE'S layout as long as you keep credit; it's not that hard!). If you don't like your quotes only getting five faves, then fave more quotes. If you don't like quotes about cutting, for example, then don't write them, don't fave them, just ignore them!
    - go to 'new' quotes before 'top quotes'. Regularly check up on the 'people you follow'.
    -Talk to users you like! It's fun! You're never gonna make friends on here unless you comment users you'd like to talk to. It also gets more traffic in your page, btw. ;)
    -For God's sake, stop complaining to Steve about every little thing. He's not your mother. If you have a problem, PLEASE try to solve it yourself before running to the site creator for help.
    -I'm biased on this one. But please, ffs, use nice formats. And iclude credit, oh my god.
    -I love love love going through all the quotes of users I like. If you're bored or you feel there aren't any good quotes here anymore, go to your followers list, and read all of the quotes by someone. I tend to do this a lot for users who have already left.
    -Browse through 'following' lists. It's a great way to find new amazing users.
    -WRITING ORIGINAL QUOTES IS NOT HARD. And pretty much everyone prefers it. So give it a try. :L
    Okay, that's all I can think off the top of my head right now. Suggestions? Advice? Rants about the old witty and how much you miss it? The comment box is your friend. :') I may make more quotes like this. (Should I?) &&& what else lalalalaaaa, yeah,
    ACTUALLY DO THE STUFF ON THIS LIST PLS.
    P.S. Don't mind the tags. I need people to see this. xD

  8. carson5482 carson5482
    posted a quote
    May 16, 2013 7:44pm UTC
    Just saw this on Yahoo Answers:
    Yahoo! Answers
    Resolved Question
    What does it mean when someone says "meow" to you?
    Someone keeps saying meow to me
    .......................................................................................................................................
    Best Answer - Chosen by Voters
    They're a cat.
    ...What? xD
    Follow for a follow.
    format credit jimmy365 || nmq

  9. *blushes* *blushes*
    posted a quote
    January 25, 2014 12:14pm UTC
    Cat: Meow
    Me: Meow
    Cat: Meow meow
    Me: Oh my lord, I speak cat

  10. Amenah Amenah
    posted a quote
    October 29, 2013 3:06pm UTC
    Your appearance
    d o e s n o t d e t e r m i n e y o u r s e l f - w o r t h .
    format credit: Amenah

  11. Jessica♥* Jessica♥*
    posted a quote
    January 28, 2014 1:08pm UTC
    I hate it when people call me funny because I feel like I have to say something really funny again and I just can’t handle that pressure

  12. breezy_mac breezy_mac
    posted a quote
    August 21, 2013 7:26am UTC
    I wish i was a cat
    because the fatter you are, the more people like you.

  13. dontsellyourselfshort dontsellyourselfshort
    posted a quote
    June 23, 2013 10:47am UTC
    I understand that scissors can beat paper. And I get how rock can beat scissors. But there's no way paper can beat rock. Paper is supposed to magically wrap around rock leaving it immobie? Why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors. Why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why. Because paper can't beat anybody. A rock would tear it up in two seconds. When I play rock paper scissors. I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in their face with my already clenched fist and say oh sorry, I thought paper would protect you.

  14. TaintedCorruption TaintedCorruption
    posted a quote
    February 13, 2013 5:57pm UTC
    Dinosaurs roared? Nobody ever heard one, maybe they meow or something.

  15. *silvergirl* *silvergirl*
    posted a quote
    January 7, 2014 5:36pm UTC
    So I was having this awesome dream about my crush and in it and we were going to get some pizza and he leaned in to kiss me, I was scared and kept my eyes open and watched as his jaw unhinged and engulfed my soul, then proceded to wear my skin. Bad news? I'm scared of him. Good news? At least I'm over him.

  16. Amenah Amenah
    posted a quote
    January 19, 2014 5:37pm UTC
    ...it's a witty thing♥8
    Never use Comic Sans unless you have a DEATH WISH.

  17. ily44forever ily44forever
    posted a quote
    May 31, 2013 1:08pm UTC
    Witty is more fun with friends, tell your friends about Witty
    Me: haha, Steve, none of us have friends. we're socially awkward potatos, who love nutella, and our cats are our lives.

  18. Amenah Amenah
    posted a quote
    February 10, 2013 10:56am UTC
    In the end, you're really just left with two things;
    the people that you loved, & the people that loved you.

  19. Alexisiscool Alexisiscool
    posted a quote
    September 23, 2013 2:52pm UTC
    I wish i had:
    ginger emo hair (or hair like paramore)
    and beautiful sparkly green eyes,
    perfect skin,
    pale,
    pretty smile,
    smallish bewbs,
    flat stomach,
    and kindness,
    NU Glasses,
    and really tall,
    and emo/fashionable
    with long hair!
    But i have:
    Disgusting brownish hair
    strange psycho weak greeny blue greyish eyes!
    im fat, ugly, my smile is hideous
    my bewbs are medium,
    im hairy,
    i have short hair,
    nerdy plain glasses,
    Nerdy gangstar/emo/gothic/ gay/ lesbian/ weird/ horrible clothes!
    Pale and TAN!
    IM PSYCHO, CRAZY, WEIRD, A FREAK....

  20. Amenah Amenah
    posted a quote
    February 9, 2013 12:48pm UTC
    No act of kindness, no matter how small, is ever wasted.
    Aesop

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