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  1. *silvergirl* *silvergirl*
    posted a quote
    January 7, 2014 5:36pm UTC
    So I was having this awesome dream about my crush and in it and we were going to get some pizza and he leaned in to kiss me, I was scared and kept my eyes open and watched as his jaw unhinged and engulfed my soul, then proceded to wear my skin. Bad news? I'm scared of him. Good news? At least I'm over him.

  2. Were all mad here* Were all mad here*
    posted a quote
    January 7, 2014 3:25am UTC
    meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow mmmmmmmmmmmeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeoooooooooooooooowwwwwwwwwwwww

  3. Make It Work 💋* Make It Work 💋*
    posted a quote
    December 20, 2013 2:47pm UTC
    Meow

  4. Amenah Amenah
    posted a quote
    December 15, 2013 10:14am UTC
    Witty is kinda dead.
    So here's what we should do.
    1. INVITE YOUR FRIENDS
    It's the best way to get more active users. You don't have to tell them your account, but just show them the website! As many people as possible; if you think they'll be interested, get them to join. People wonder why the 'old witty' used to be so active. It's because a lot of users would constantly be inviting new people to join, and recycling the community. It works, so do it!
    2. WRITE MORE QUOTES
    Traffic is so sloooooow for two reason; there aren't a lot of uers, and therefore there aren't a lot of quotes. So write more quotes! Make the 'New' page active again. I'm not saying you should make a quote of every mundane thought that goes through your mind (not that there's anything wrong with that) but seriously, how can you complain about inactivity if you only write two quotes a week? Look at all your absolute favourite usres, or the ones with the most followers; more often than not, they'll be active themselves, and write a lot of quotes. That's the whole point of Witty.
    3. FAVE MORE QUOTES
    I've noticed this year that some of you are pretty stringent with your faves. Which is cool. But just remember that the more quotes you fave, the more quotes get faves, and if everyone does that, theoretically, every quote gets more faves on average. This is how to go from gettign 100 faves on a top quote back to getting 1000.
    4. FOLLOW MORE USERS
    Yeah, I get it, it looks 'messy' to follow a ton of people or whatever. But the fact is that it's gonna get more people to see more different users and their quotes. And you also get to see more cool quotes on your own homepage. And if everyone follows more people, then again, theoretically, everyone gets - on average - more followers, more people seeing their quotes, more traffic, blahblahblah.
    5. ADVERTISE WITTY
    Put up posters! If you care enough or are bored enough, take screencaps and post them on facebook/twitter/tumblr/instagram/whatever else you waste your time on. Tell the friends that you invite to invite THEIR friends.
    EXTRA ADVICE:
    - use this website how you wish everyone would. If you don't like a ton of boring layouts, make or use exciting one (you can literally use ANYONE'S layout as long as you keep credit; it's not that hard!). If you don't like your quotes only getting five faves, then fave more quotes. If you don't like quotes about cutting, for example, then don't write them, don't fave them, just ignore them!
    - go to 'new' quotes before 'top quotes'. Regularly check up on the 'people you follow'.
    -Talk to users you like! It's fun! You're never gonna make friends on here unless you comment users you'd like to talk to. It also gets more traffic in your page, btw. ;)
    -For God's sake, stop complaining to Steve about every little thing. He's not your mother. If you have a problem, PLEASE try to solve it yourself before running to the site creator for help.
    -I'm biased on this one. But please, ffs, use nice formats. And iclude credit, oh my god.
    -I love love love going through all the quotes of users I like. If you're bored or you feel there aren't any good quotes here anymore, go to your followers list, and read all of the quotes by someone. I tend to do this a lot for users who have already left.
    -Browse through 'following' lists. It's a great way to find new amazing users.
    -WRITING ORIGINAL QUOTES IS NOT HARD. And pretty much everyone prefers it. So give it a try. :L
    Okay, that's all I can think off the top of my head right now. Suggestions? Advice? Rants about the old witty and how much you miss it? The comment box is your friend. :') I may make more quotes like this. (Should I?) &&& what else lalalalaaaa, yeah,
    ACTUALLY DO THE STUFF ON THIS LIST PLS.
    P.S. Don't mind the tags. I need people to see this. xD

  5. EmmaKitty EmmaKitty
    posted a quote
    December 13, 2013 11:21am UTC
    Danisnotonfire
    &
    AmazingPhil

  6. *silvergirl* *silvergirl*
    posted a quote
    December 7, 2013 6:53pm UTC
    Guess who got asked to semi formal!?
    not me

  7. Amenah Amenah
    posted a quote
    December 1, 2013 4:59pm UTC
    W ork.P lay.S leep.D ream.

  8. *silvergirl* *silvergirl*
    posted a quote
    November 27, 2013 9:22pm UTC
    Apparently joking about making skin coats out of children isn't acceptable on a babysitting flyer

  9. EmmaKitty EmmaKitty
    posted a quote
    November 21, 2013 7:24pm UTC
    Soooo, my school gave me a laptop.. it's pretty cool. It's a million year old Dell but whatevz.
    HOWEVER I'm not even in school right now.... Idk. I feel bad about it...

  10. *silvergirl* *silvergirl*
    posted a quote
    November 16, 2013 9:37pm UTC
    My main comebacks
    - I don't care
    - your mom
    - you're worse then comic sans

  11. nevergrowup89 nevergrowup89
    posted a quote
    November 10, 2013 9:56pm UTC
    because cats.

  12. concepts* concepts*
    posted a quote
    November 8, 2013 7:40pm UTC
    I love how the default Witty profile pictures are cats, It's like Steve already knew where our lives were headed.

  13. broetry broetry
    posted a quote
    November 5, 2013 6:22pm UTC
    When you wake up and think it's going to be a good day, and then you look at the clock and you realize it's only 4:30 and you don't have to wake up for two more hours.

  14. Ali May Bachand* Ali May Bachand*
    posted a quote
    November 2, 2013 8:36pm UTC
    meow can oly be amazing if you do it in a sexy voice

  15. *silvergirl* *silvergirl*
    posted a quote
    October 31, 2013 6:54am UTC
    Happy Halloween!
    tell me what you are being in the comments!
    I am being an angel!

  16. theresafartzilla theresafartzilla
    posted a quote
    October 30, 2013 9:53am UTC
    Are you made of
    Copper and Tellirum?
    Because you are
    CuTe!

  17. theresafartzilla theresafartzilla
    posted a quote
    October 30, 2013 9:45am UTC
    When you text the guy you like
    and he doesn't text you back
    don't cry
    don't get mad
    He just fainted xD

  18. Amenah Amenah
    posted a quote
    October 29, 2013 3:06pm UTC
    Your appearance
    d o e s n o t d e t e r m i n e y o u r s e l f - w o r t h .
    format credit: Amenah

  19. FreakingPip* FreakingPip*
    posted a quote
    October 27, 2013 8:45pm UTC
    National Cat Day is on the 29th?
    You've cat to be kitten me right meow...

  20. PzabulaR PzabulaR
    posted a quote
    October 24, 2013 2:22pm UTC
    we are we are boston what
    boston MA

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