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  1. Jordan.* Jordan.*
    posted a quote
    January 10, 2014 5:23pm UTC
    I don't know
    the actual
    meaning
    of maturity
    but for me,
    maturity is
    when a person
    hurts you and
    you try to
    understand
    their situation
    rather than
    hurting them
    back.

  2. capsized* capsized*
    posted a quote
    October 12, 2013 3:07pm UTC
    THEY TOLD ME
    That to make her
    Fall IN LOVE,
    I had to make her
    LAUGH.
    But everytime she
    L A U G H S
    I'm the one who
    falls in love.
    ♥ ♥ ♥

  3. Jordan.* Jordan.*
    posted a quote
    January 13, 2014 3:31pm UTC
    I'm quite
    fawn'd of
    you, my
    deer.

  4. Amenah Amenah
    posted a quote
    March 16, 2014 8:05pm UTC
    i was just thinking...
    i hated new years.
    it started with a slap in the face from my best friend, and ended in a lonely song.
    but by the end of this year, i will have applied to university.
    i will have applied for a driving license.
    i will have started wearing a hijab.
    i will have entered my last year at home.
    nothing's gonna ruin this. let adulthood begin. xo
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  5. .joyriding.* .joyriding.*
    posted a quote
    January 30, 2013 2:50pm UTC
    "you've decided the universe is better off without you, but the universe doesn't agree."
    -River Song

  6. Antigoddess* Antigoddess*
    posted a quote
    December 16, 2013 5:06pm UTC
    I'm craving the kiss of a blade against my skin

  7. Ineedmakyinme Ineedmakyinme
    posted a quote
    March 11, 2013 12:41pm UTC
    All A Mystery
    Chapter 27
    Grace
    The way that Sam held his ground, showed that Conner barely had a fighting chance. Conner stood about 4 steps in front of me before Sam grabbed my arm and tugged me back to stand behind him, protected.
    My hand that was streaming with pain was held against my chest as my other hand grabbed onto Sams wrist tightly.
    "Warn me? Please. You didn't do sh/t." Conner laughed in Sams face.
    "Well then, maybe I should threaten you instead huh? You touch her, you go anywhere near her ever again, I wont hesitate to beat you till your practically dead." Sam shouted at him.
    "Sam.." I whispered.
    "Why don't you listen to her Sam? I mean, you should, since shes hiding something from you, must be a way to take care of both of them now." Conner teased.
    I let go of Sams wrist and stood back slowly, not moving my gaze from both of them.
    Sam had enough, he pushed me away from him as he swung and started throwing punches to Conners face. Instead of walking away when he was on the ground, Sam kneeled down and punched him again and again. I couldn't look away. My eyes were glued to the man who was purposely beating a guy to a pulp because he tried getting with me. If it was just a punch sure, but Sam has the passion to beat the crap out of Conner and that scares me. Sam stood up, his right knuckle bloody, and he shoved his foot to connect with Conners stomache, Conner moaning and curling up into a ball.
    "Grace," Sam called my name quietly.
    My eyes stayed on Conner, who was laying on the ground, rolling around in pain as the guy, my boyfriend, stood next to him, slowly approaching me.
    "Grace." Sam called louder enclosing the distance between us.
    "I need to look at your hand, it's bleeding."
    Instead of waiting for my answer that he knew he wasn't going to get, he grabbed a bandana from his back pocket and wrapped it around my knuckled before tying a knot to keep it in place.
    Sams hand wandered down the side of my body to my waist in an attempt to pull me into his chest. My hand went to his torso and pushed him back, not wanting to feel his touch.
    "Don't touch me." I whispered barely audiable.
    "Grace I --" Sam started.
    "No, just don't touch me Sam." I told him taking a few steps back.
    "You're hiding something from me? He was right, wasn't he?" Sam asked.
    I forced my eyes closed to stop the tears that were now falling down my cheek. When I re opened them, Sam was directly in front of me.
    "Tell me." Sam demanded.
    "Sam," I started, but he cut me off.
    He grabbed my bad hand and squeezed tightly, his eyes black like never before.
    "Tell me right now Grace!" Sam shouted directly into my face as I winced in pain.
    "You're hurting me." I whispered.
    "I don't care. Tell me what you are hiding from me!" He shrieked even louder.
    I felt my chest tighten as my anger grew up inside of me. With all my might, I shoved Sam back as he actually budged enough to let my hand go, but his gaze never left mine.
    "I wasn't hiding anything from you okay? I just got the d/mn call once I arrived at the park and was about to call you until that like idiot decided to make a guest appearance!" I shouted at Sam.
    "Jesus Sam, I am pregnant. How is beyond me. Clearly the protection didn't work. I was going to call and tell you I was just figuring out a way how. I was scared to tell you Sam. Why? Oh I don't know maybe because I don't want you inflicting what you did to Conner on me, and I sure as hell wont be bringing this child into this world knowing that you're walking around beating people to a pulp. Sam I am terrified from you. You think you have my emotions all pinned out, well you don't!" I shouted, raging.
    "Grace, you're pregnant?" Sam whispered, trying to calm himself down.
    "Yes, I am." I whispered, fresh tears sliding down my face.
    "Do I scare you?" He asked with all seriousness.
    "Sometimes." I answered.
    "Baby I --"
    "Sam, I'm here because I want to be here. I'm with you because you are the one I want to be with." I whispered holding onto his dogtags.
    "Sam, I am in love with you. But I need some space for a few days. To cool down and take a break from everything. Please understand that." I begged him.
    "Grace, I don't want you to dissapear from me." Sam's face fell.
    "I'm not dissapearing, Im merely taking a break." I told him half smiling.
    "Can I drive you home?" He asked.
    I nodded my head as he walked over to me and hugged me tightly, his hand fell to my stomache and slowly rubbed my tummy.
    "Are you really pregnant?" He asked to be sure.
    "Yes."
    I felt him smiled against my neck before he took my good hand as we both walked back to his idling car.
    "Grace?" Sam asked before he closed my door.
    "I love you too." He smiled.
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  8. Vinita* Vinita*
    posted a quote
    November 14, 2013 8:02pm UTC
    *doing stretches*
    Teacher:Hold this stretch for 10 seconds
    Me:one purple unicorn, two purple unicorn

  9. Chris* Chris*
    posted a quote
    October 10, 2013 3:10pm UTC
    i wish you could understand the way i feel about you.

  10. Amenah Amenah
    posted a quote
    February 16, 2014 12:56am UTC
    There is a certain pleasure in destroying something you know won't last the night. Why not be the killer if you know when it will die? There is no answer ; not one that I know, anyway. And who matters in my world, except for me?
    [[ I am empty. ]]
    I don't have anything to say.
    I'm dry.

  11. sheyannadawn72* sheyannadawn72*
    posted a quote
    April 4, 2013 12:11am UTC
    People think depression is sadness. People think depression is crying. People think depression is dressing in black. But people are wrong. Depression is the constant feeling of being numb. Being numb to emotions. You wake up in the morning just to go back to bed again. Days aren't really days ; they're just annoying obstacles needed to be faced. And how do you face them? Through medicine, through drinking; through drugs, through cutting. When you're depressed you grasp on to anything to help you get through the day. That's what depression is. Not sadness, not tears, it's the overwhelming sense of numbness and desire of anything that can help you make it from one day to the next.

  12. Emily Autopsy * Emily Autopsy *
    posted a quote
    November 3, 2013 12:02pm UTC
    If Only I Had The Guts To Tell You What I Really Feel

  13. ukfangirl ukfangirl
    posted a quote
    March 11, 2013 7:24pm UTC
    "Before you kiss me
    -Grab my waist
    -Pull me closer to your body
    -Look into my eyes
    -Look at my lips while biting your lip
    -Look back into my eyes again
    -Grab my face gently
    -Then slowly lean in & kiss me
    It will drive me crazy, I promise."
    ......Not that anyone's ever going to kiss me.

  14. SaturdayInJuly SaturdayInJuly
    posted a quote
    June 8, 2013 9:10pm UTC

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    I checked my phone
    even though I know he didn't text me

  15. confessionsofadangerousmind confessionsofadangerousmind
    posted a quote
    April 19, 2013 10:23am UTC
    When I say, "I'm tired."
    I want someone to ask, "Tired of what?"

  16. _lydiaa_ _lydiaa_
    posted a quote
    January 25, 2013 11:48am UTC
    You know what...
    Screw it

  17. SaturdayInJuly SaturdayInJuly
    posted a quote
    August 16, 2013 5:31pm UTC
    ~
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    She's the girl
    that no one ever knows

  18. heartofgold heartofgold
    posted a quote
    February 25, 2013 4:29pm UTC
    when you get jealous because little kids are prettier than you

  19. Ineedmakyinme Ineedmakyinme
    posted a quote
    March 7, 2013 6:57pm UTC
    All A Mystery
    Chapter 22
    Grace
    Since Sam was gone taking care of things and I was completely bored of tv and cleaning up the house, I decided to call up Lynn, the owner of the bookstore, to see if I could pick up a few shifts.
    "Lynns Bookstore, How can I help you?" Her voice rang out.
    "Lynn? Its Grace. I was wondering if I could get a few shifts?" I asked politely.
    "Actually, It's great that you called. I need someone to work tomorrow morning, 6 till noon. Can you do that for me?" She answered.
    "Of course. I still have the key to get it, so no need to worry." I replied.
    "Alright, see you tomorrow at noon."
    The phone clicked, telling me the call was now over so I headed up to my room, plugging my phone into the wall outlet. I crawled into bed before calling and placing the phone on speaker, as Sam's number rang out through my room. After what seemed like enough rings, his voice finally answered.
    "Hello?" Sam asked.
    "Hi." I replied, crawling under my covers.
    "Oh, Hi beautiful." His voice, smiling through the phone.
    "How are you?" I asked playing with his dog tags that hung around my neck.
    "Alright, Just with Noah and Ryan, having a beer." He answered.
    "Sounds fun." I replied.
    I heard the sound of a door closing, realizing he stepped outside to continue the call.
    "Sorry, I guess I called at a bad time." I told him, placing my head onto the pillow beneath it.
    "It's never a bad time to call me Grace." Sam responded.
    "I still feel bad." I mumbled.
    "Well don't, What are you doing?" He asked changing the subject.
    "Curled up in bed." I answered.
    "Really? Its only 5:30." Sam laughed.
    "Nothing else to do, tv got boring." I replied.
    The phone went quiet as I heard Sam's car start up as both of us remained silent. Nobody said anything until Sam broke the quietness.
    "I'll come over." Sam offered.
    "No, it's fine. I'll read my book for a bit." I told him.
    "You sure?"
    "Yeah, have a good night Sam." I replied.
    "Same to you love."
    I hung up the phone before pulling out my book and continuing off from where my bookmark was last placed. Before I even got to the next chapter, I heard a muffled laugh coming from the doorway. My book fell from my hands as I spotted Sam leaning against my bedroom door frame, with his arms crossed against his chest.
    "The door was unlocked." Sam's face turned to a frown.
    "You came all this way to tell me the doors unlocked?" I raised my eyebrows.
    "Something could of happened, someone could of came in here." Sam informed me.
    "Yeah, someone like you." I replied.
    "You should make sure you lock the door more often." He told me.
    "Yeah yeah." I muttered, returning to my book.
    I heard Sam's footsteps grow closer as he tossed my book to the side nightstand table.
    "Promise me Grace." Sam whispered, laying beside me, against the wall.
    "I promise Sam. Happy now?" I replied.
    "A little.' He replied.
    "Poor Sam." I said sarcastically.
    I moved my body closer into his chest, feeling his warmth surround me, just how I like it. Before Sam even finished his sentence, I fell asleep against his soft chest, ingulfed in his protective arms.
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    For Sophie! <3
    Outfit: http://www.polyvore.com/cgi/set?id=74707921
    I know it's short. It was just a wrap up chapter really. Ill try to post another one later on tonight or tomorrow afternoon sometime. (:
    Hope those of you reading are still enjoying this chapter.
    Feedback is greatly appreciated, no hate (or sh/t will happen).
    Comment if theres something you might like to see happen within the story!
    Thanks <3

  20. SaturdayInJuly SaturdayInJuly
    posted a quote
    May 29, 2013 5:27pm UTC
    I swear
    I'll never be happy again

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