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*Elena;~ ♥*
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October 30, 2013 6:02pm UTC
Tips on kissing boys
1. Start off wih slow kisses
2. When he's least expecting it jam your tongue down his throat so no one can hear his screams
3. Swallow him whole
Slither away you fiesty anaconda

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finding_nemo
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August 30, 2013 6:59pm UTC
Welcome to Witty Profiles.
Where our quotes aren't always funny and original, but our tags are

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