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Maury Quotes

LetsEatWalruses
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September 12, 2013 11:30pm UTC
plot twist: maury is the father

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TheyCallMeNoah
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August 17, 2013 6:06pm UTC
White girls 16 & pregnant= MTV
Black girls 16 & pregnant= Maury

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laurenliveslovely
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June 17, 2013 7:54pm UTC
Tattoos and piercings don't make you a
wh*re. Going on Maury and still not
knowing who the father is; that makes you
a wh*re.

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