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  1. DestinyCaribou DestinyCaribou
    posted a quote
    June 2, 2014 3:52am UTC
    teacher: what comes after 69?
    me: mouthwash
    teacher: get out.

  2. DestinyCaribou DestinyCaribou
    posted a quote
    May 23, 2014 9:06pm UTC
    me in math: if you're having math problems, i feel bad for you son. i've got 0.999 problems but that's basically one.

  3. Vinita* Vinita*
    posted a quote
    April 8, 2014 7:30pm UTC
    Math class:
    Because I totally need to know what inverse variation is.

  4. skilletbiscuit skilletbiscuit
    posted a quote
    February 4, 2014 9:14pm UTC
    Math class today:
    Mrs. Sutton: "I'm sorry Isabelle, I was to busy telling Patrick to wait after he snapped at me."
    Patrick: "Well I didn't mean to its just a....a habit."
    William: "A habit? Are you serious?"
    Ginny: "Well he has a dog..."
    Mrs. Sutton: "HEY!!!"
    *Everybody laughs*

  5. Mandypandy Mandypandy
    posted a quote
    December 1, 2013 11:31am UTC
    Teacher: What comes after 69?
    Student: Mouthwash
    Teacher: Get out

  6. ᴏɴᴄᴇ-ᴜᴘᴏɴ-ᴀ-ᴍɪᴅsᴜᴍᴍᴇʀ-ᴍᴏʀɴɪɴɢ* ᴏɴᴄᴇ-ᴜᴘᴏɴ-ᴀ-ᴍɪᴅsᴜᴍᴍᴇʀ-ᴍᴏʀɴɪɴɢ*
    posted a quote
    November 5, 2013 8:54pm UTC
    Me: Will you shut up?
    Guy: Looks like somebody's on her time of month.
    Me: No, I'm not.
    Guy: *scoffs*
    Me: *smiles sweetly*
    Me: Well, if you really want to know when I get my period, I would be happy to tell you.
    Guy: Oh, uh, nevermind.
    Guy: That's alright.
    Guy: I'll, uh, leave you alone now.
    Guy: Bye.

  7. anime_lover anime_lover
    posted a quote
    September 10, 2013 2:36pm UTC
    So the most annoying girl ever who tried to kill me is in my math class. We are doing our work and she says, "OH MA GOD! THIS IS DAYIN MA NUT IN!"
    The quiet girl next to me goes, "Oh shut up. Your brain is the size of a nut"
    Made me laugh so much. The annoying girl just stormed out of the classroom saying she is going to get me and that i should "beware." So i was like, "Bring it on nut head." It felt good saying that.

  8. jojo11 jojo11
    posted a quote
    August 26, 2013 10:40am UTC
    On Witty in the middle of math class..... gosh i'm such a rebal!!!!! :)

  9. spence* spence*
    posted a quote
    August 6, 2013 6:28pm UTC
    one time in math class
    my teacher was really p//ssed at us
    and he was yelling "DO YOU EVEN KNOW
    BASIC MATH? WHAT'S TWO PLUS TWO?
    COREY, WHAT'S TWO PLUS TWO?" and poor corey
    wasn't paying attention so I leaned over to him
    and whispered "seven" and he blurted out "SEVEN" and
    I have never laughed harder and I doubt I will ever will.

  10. Vinita* Vinita*
    posted a quote
    July 15, 2013 9:48pm UTC
    That one dumb a** kid in your class that never understands how to do the problems

  11. Vinita* Vinita*
    posted a quote
    July 15, 2013 9:34pm UTC
    It's funny how my
    math teacher is from Argentina
    and when we're doing geometry
    he says
    "Souplementary"

  12. kristabff kristabff
    posted a quote
    May 24, 2013 5:04pm UTC
    Me in math class:
    Me: Ughh hate this
    Me: I'm hungry
    Me: Shutup stupid b//tch
    Me: Only got twenty dollas in mah pocketttt
    Me: Lol her shirt is uglyyyy
    Me: Wtf how did she do that. This stuff makes no sense
    Me: I hate you all oh my GOD
    Math Teacher: Krista for the 100th time please be quiet!!

  13. noseogefil noseogefil
    posted a quote
    April 12, 2013 5:11pm UTC
    I wrote this poem in the last 5 minutes of my math class. I call it...
    "Five Minute Poem"
    minute 1: rocking back & forth
    minute 2: wondering this class's worth.
    minute 3: drifting in my head
    minute 4: I WANT TO GO TO BED.
    minute 5: Let's get the heck outta here.

  14. katbaby katbaby
    posted a quote
    April 6, 2013 8:47pm UTC
    things that I want people to forget in my math class but they don't.
    1) the time my crush got a paper cut and my teacher said " kaitlyn I think someone needs you to kiss their booboo"
    2) when I cried
    3) when some girl yelled across the room that me and my friend "should just go out already"
    4) when I yelled across the room to a guy and said " shut the fu/k up" and got a detention
    5) when I got asked out and said no but he told everyone I said yes

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