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Best Math Quotes Today

  1. kristabff kristabff
    posted a quote
    March 18, 2013 7:50pm UTC
    If you're having a bad day
    just remember that yesterday i went up to the board in math class and wrote that 15+2=15.2

  2. Rajsonkar Rajsonkar
    posted a quote
    April 30, 2013 2:47am UTC
    SOLVE IF YOU HAVE BRAIN
    24 รท 6 ( 2 + 2 )= ???
    format by rajsonkar

  3. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    April 25, 2013 12:58pm UTC
    BravoSierra's format
    Don't judge a book by it's cover.
    my math book has a picture of someone enjoying themself.

  4. kristabff kristabff
    posted a quote
    April 12, 2013 5:11pm UTC
    What if this happened.
    Girl: ~does math homework in class~
    Girl: Omg i can't these problems!!
    Girl: It's sO HARD I CANT OMGG
    Girl: ~runs away crying in frustration~
    Teacher: What just happened miss
    Girls Friend: She ran away from her problems

  5. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    October 11, 2013 2:27pm UTC
    At my school there’s a rule that only one student can be out of class at a time with a hall pass, but today in math a bunch of people forgot their graphing calculators so my math teacher yelled, “EVERYBODY, GO. RUN. THEY CAN’T CATCHH ALL OF YOU.”

  6. kristabff kristabff
    posted a quote
    June 26, 2013 3:13pm UTC
    Oh my god, I just hate this one girl!
    Please hear me out guys? Okay, so she's like, so annoying! I HATE her so much! She's always making me feel stupid and she always helps my grades go down by making me pay attention to her frickin problems! She's ALWAYS rambling on about unnessessary problems in her life, like can you SHUT UP NO ONE CARES. Good GOD. I hope she knows everyone wants her to die. I wish she would just fall off a cliff or something. Oh yeah, and she's so self centered! She thinks she's the most important subject of everything, like once I was talking about nails but NOPE she just has to BUTT IN and interrupt my comversation, like seriously?? UGH. JUST. FREAKING. DIE. ALREADY. OMFG. Trust me, if you knew her, you would say the same thing. But wait, you do know her, because her name is Math.

  7. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    April 30, 2013 2:26pm UTC
    How do people even invent math stuff? Like, who the f.uck was sitting
    around a hundred years ago or whatever and thought to themselves, "You know what we need? Negative exponents."

  8. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    December 14, 2013 3:23pm UTC
    I sit next to a popular sports boy in my math class and he was sleeping so i leaned over and doodled a flower on his paper and the first time he didn’t wake up but the second time he did & smiled at me and later in class i saw he had doodled a whole tiny meadow around the 2 flowers and he was trying to hide it but it didn’t work..i know ur secret popular sports boy, u are just as dorky & cute as everyone else

  9. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    September 16, 2013 4:03pm UTC
    this kid that sits next to me in math class said to me today, “you’re my favorite person at this table because u don’t talk to anyone and u just sit there” and I said ” I don’t know how to respond to that” and he replied with “that’s because u don’t talk”

  10. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    March 2, 2013 11:24am UTC
    Ever realize that in most classes the work is called questions, but in math
    they're called problems? That really says something.

  11. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    April 19, 2013 8:19pm UTC
    4/20? You mean 1/5. Reduce your fractions.
    Did you even learn math?

  12. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    April 2, 2013 12:44pm UTC
    BravoSierra's format
    My preferred mathematical method
    is the standard "guess and hope".

  13. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    January 24, 2013 2:25pm UTC
    And then there's the
    we-haven't-spoken-in-8-months-but-I-need-the-math-homework text
    kind of shame

  14. Steve Steve
    posted a quote
    March 4, 2013 1:25pm UTC
    There's no sense in being precise when you don't even know what you're talking about.
    — John von Neumann

  15. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    October 11, 2013 2:31pm UTC
    isn’t it weird that you can have friends but also have no friends at the same time

  16. kristabff kristabff
    posted a quote
    June 13, 2013 1:43pm UTC
    My relationship with my boyfriend
    is like the square root of -1. It doesn't exist.

  17. kristabff kristabff
    posted a quote
    March 1, 2013 4:25pm UTC
    I'm the type of person that will
    get the hardest question on the math test correction but still manage to get an 80% from stupid mistakes.

  18. ChocoTaco ChocoTaco
    posted a quote
    February 9, 2013 11:37am UTC
    *During a test*
    Me: *Filling in scantron*
    Me: Ugh I haven't chose 'C' for ten questions.
    Me: Oh no 'A' is my answer four times in a row.
    Me: Well there goes another test...

  19. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    May 10, 2013 11:39pm UTC
    Me: Wow, I finally understand math
    Me: *moves on to next question*
    Me: What the hell is this?

  20. CharliesTheName CharliesTheName
    posted a quote
    October 30, 2013 8:30pm UTC
    In math class today
    Teacher: Let's do a geometry throwback.
    Teacher: How many degrees does a right angle have?
    Student: Easy! 180 degrees
    Teacher: What.
    Every other student: What?
    Student:
    Student:
    Student: I'm going to go cry in the corner.
    Student: *runs into the corner*
    Teacher: Is it hot over there?
    Student: No, why?
    Teacher: Because it should be about 90 degrees in that corner.
    ba dum tsssss

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