Math Quotes

LOSTPOETFROMHEAVEN*
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January 24, 2014 12:45pm UTC

If I have 3 apples and I bought 5 more, but gave 1 away and lost 2 ? Now than tell me?!
When are you going to be my girlfriend??

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Fay*
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January 23, 2014 1:52pm UTC

Dear Math,
go buy your own calculator and solve
your own problems. l'm a teenager
not a therapist

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spence*
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January 23, 2014 12:46pm UTC

in math today my teacher asked what makes a number perfect and I said its dazzling personality and she almost kicked me out

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Lissa Snape*
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January 20, 2014 9:33pm UTC

Need help with this
A: What number increased by 20% is 54?
B: if your IPod costs $250 and is $225 on sale what is your % discount?

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Lissa Snape*
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January 20, 2014 9:09pm UTC

Tries to do math hw looks at paper DA f.uq is dis

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Delicate*
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January 18, 2014 4:04pm UTC

"In math we learn
that you cannot bound Infinity, only touch it.

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capsized*
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January 15, 2014 2:19am UTC

How is the algebra 2 going to help me on Bad Girls Club?

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capsized*
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January 15, 2014 2:07am UTC

Kid: why do we have to learn this?
Math teacher: because f×ck you

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Sweden*
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January 14, 2014 8:49pm UTC

Seeing your name in a math problem and everyone looks at you.
Me: That's right bit :( :) chiz, I bought 200 watermelons.

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Fαy Στylες*
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January 7, 2014 7:53am UTC

Sometimes you just need to lay on the floor and do nothing for 3 years

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Fαy Στylες*
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January 7, 2014 7:50am UTC

I am three years behind in my math homework

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DieiSomnians
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January 6, 2014 7:59pm UTC

My math teacher ships me with this guy in my class. o.o she told my mom we were cute together, especially when we argue like an old married couple. I really don't know what to say to this.

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cocopuffs
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January 5, 2014 1:32pm UTC

In math I use this this
thing called the guess
and hope method

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mtndewhm*
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January 4, 2014 9:46pm UTC

Too punk for math not punk enough for meth.

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cocopuffs
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January 4, 2014 2:19pm UTC

Rule of math: If it's easy, you're doing it wrong.

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Hale_Storm18
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January 2, 2014 9:51pm UTC

My freshman algebra teacher taught at two Catholic schools before coming to teach at my (public school) and the whole year was basically--
teacher: i swear to God. I mean gosh. i forgot that this is public school.
teacher: oh heavens. or whatever you believe. this is public school.
student: oh my God!
teaher: don't force your religion on me!

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TABBY CATS RULE *
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December 28, 2013 5:26pm UTC

With my math being easy this year, I autually want to do math. Woah suprise wittians, or do i mean wittianerds......................

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kianalove1234
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December 27, 2013 1:36pm UTC

school:2+2=4homework:2+4+2=8exams:omar has 4 apples and his train is in 7 minutes. calcute the mass of the sun

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CharliesTheName
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December 18, 2013 5:47pm UTC

My friend: This test is going to be too hard.
Teacher: Well you should know what's on it
My friend: But I don't get it.
Teacher: Well if you're looking for sympathy you can find it in the dictionary.
Teachdr: It's between sh it and syphilis

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cecaldwell18
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December 17, 2013 9:46pm UTC

*today in math class*
random person:hey now
*me and friend imediantly look at each other and say*:hey now your a rock star get your game on go play.......
me and friend:woahh

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