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  1. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
    posted a quote
    August 26, 2017 12:09pm EDT
    0 – 0 = –

  2. Raxin Raxin
    posted a quote
    February 25, 2016 12:40pm EST
    You and I are related under the same two parents somewhere back in history. Think about it. Everyone alive on Earth today including you and I had to have two parents. Your parents had to have parents, which means you had to have four grandparents and eight great-grandparents. Every set of parents doubles exponentially, 16, 32, 64, 128, 256, 512, 1024, etc. As you go back in time, at some point, the doubling of total parents required to keep your family tree and my family tree separate becomes greater than the number of people on Earth at that time. (It only takes 33 generations to surpass 8 billion.) If it's greater by even a single person, we must share at least that one ancestor. Let's suppose that ancestor is female. If you go back another generation, it would require double the number of people on Earth to keep us from also having a common male ancestor, then quadruple, then eight times, 16 times, 32, 64, etc. You can see how mathematically necessary it is for everyone alive today, including you and I, to be related under the same male ancestor and the same female ancestor somewhere back in history. In fact, you and I are statistically likely to have many thousands of ancestors in common throughout history. Everyone alive on Earth today is literally family.
    Think about that the next time you insult someone's lineage. You're insulting your own family member. You're insulting your own lineage.
    Let's approach the math slightly differently. Suppose there are 7,000,000,000 people alive on Earth today. That would immediately require 14,000,000,000 parents to keep everyone separate, which is impossible, so we know many people on Earth are immediately brothers and sisters. Every previous generation requires double the previous number to keep people out of the same family. That's 28,000,000,000; 56,000,000,000; 112,000,000,000; etc. Since those numbers are increasingly impossible, it forces greater and greater numbers of people alive today to be in the same family. Also, as you go further back, the fewer and fewer people were actually alive on Earth at any time. You can see that the exponentially increasing impossible numbers of parents required to keep us separate and the decreasing actual population on Earth requires that we are all related.
    quote and format by Raxin

  3. Witty-Throwbacks* Witty-Throwbacks*
    posted a quote
    December 8, 2015 4:15am EST
    60+9=69
    9+60=69
    This is math.
    ___ ___ ____
    format by ponypigtialgirl

  4. xXChaos_QueenXx xXChaos_QueenXx
    posted a quote
    November 9, 2015 9:17pm EST
    I hate Math. I despise the day it as created. I wish it was gone.
    Math to me:
    Mental
    Abuse
    To
    Humans.

  5. crimson24 crimson24
    posted a quote
    November 3, 2015 10:49pm EST
    100% plus extra credit! BOOYAH!

  6. lautnerlover98 lautnerlover98
    posted a quote
    August 5, 2015 8:14pm EDT
    I'm so angry! So my math teacher gave me an f as a final grade which I thought was weird because I knew that I passed my final. Although I skipped like every other day cause I didn't like him but anyway. I emailed my guidance counselor seeing if I could retake the class online because of my anxiety and I didn't want to retake it my senior year. She emailed me back and was so confused. I didn't fail his class. Wasn't anywhere near failing his class. I'm so angry. I've always been decent at math. I've only failed one math class and it was because I didn't actually care but after that I passed every class with an A so I had no idea what he was going on about. But anyway, if you ever have Mr. Whittal at North Andover High, good luck.

  7. Dudu* Dudu*
    posted a quote
    June 12, 2015 9:29pm EDT
    it's going to be so so so so soo very hard but i want to do it. i don't have to do it, but i want to. i'll always be thinking what if? and plus it'll give me bonus marks and it'll give me more knowledge and it'll be good. i haven't been giving it my all, but now it's time that i did. i've liked math for a long while, but it's about time i've fallen for it.

  8. riotgrrrl riotgrrrl
    posted a quote
    June 4, 2015 10:16pm EDT
    Breaking News:
    I'm going to fail exams

  9. riotgrrrl riotgrrrl
    posted a quote
    June 4, 2015 4:54pm EDT
    A Poem,
    inspired by the Math II SATs:
    Math makes me sad,
    math makes me cry,
    math makes me want
    to curl up and die.

  10. .D E A D.* .D E A D.*
    posted a quote
    May 3, 2015 7:08pm EDT
    Tell me how many
    STARS
    Are in the universe
    And I'll tell you
    the circumference of the sun.

  11. Aggressive Butterfly * Aggressive Butterfly *
    posted a quote
    April 13, 2015 1:53pm EDT
    In my math book:Remember that a square is a rectangle with four equal sides.Me:Yes, I know. They have been teaching this to me scence I started math

  12. Witty-Throwbacks* Witty-Throwbacks*
    posted a quote
    April 5, 2015 12:39pm EDT
    "So what are you learning in
    math?"
    That is an excellent question

  13. Delicate* Delicate*
    posted a quote
    April 4, 2015 11:58am EDT
    Numbers
    There are numbers in my mind,
    and numbers when I close my eyes.
    Five.
    {five years of him}
    And three for self loathing.
    3:25, because I can't sleep at night
    And 4:00, for when I start to think of you.
    3.1415.... because I've always been irrational.
    Four, for the times I said goodbye
    {I swear, this time I mean it}
    Four, for the times I came crawling back
    {Please, I didn't mean it}16,17,18
    Has it been that long?
    18,17,16
    Have I held on?
    There are numbers in my mind, and numbers when I close my eyes.
    {1,2,3...}
    There'll be numbers left,
    {...3,2,1}when I'm done.

  14. livelaflove livelaflove
    posted a quote
    March 14, 2015 1:49pm EDT
    Happy once-in-a-lifetime pi day!!!
    3/14/15

  15. Dishonored* Dishonored*
    posted a quote
    January 12, 2015 10:39pm EST
    I'm so stoked for pi day this year.
    because it'll be 03/14/15.

  16. GhostTown GhostTown
    posted a quote
    January 12, 2015 5:40pm EST
    *At school*.
    Me: Is the test hard?
    Teacher: Not for me.

  17. thelostheartedteen thelostheartedteen
    posted a quote
    November 21, 2014 2:39pm EST
    One day during class, my calculus teacher wasn't paying attention to where he was walking and he smashed his foot into his desk. He started to hop around on one foot, and yelled out, "MOTHER-----" but then he looked up and saw 23 students staring at him and smoothly finished with, "FUNCTION!" Thus, MOTHERFUNCTION was born.

  18. DieiSomnians DieiSomnians
    posted a quote
    September 20, 2014 8:56pm EDT
    I love the look teachers give you when you answer a math problem before they can even think about it.

  19. Nikki Sixx* Nikki Sixx*
    posted a quote
    September 10, 2014 1:40pm EDT
    So today we were talking about 9/11 in math class and then somehow the conversation turned to Sandy Hook shooting and people said that it was planned by Obama to see how the country would react! Like, wtf?! That really made me mad!!!

  20. Vinita* Vinita*
    posted a quote
    August 28, 2014 7:55pm EDT
    'So your geometry homework for today is to explain how to draw a square without using pictures or using the term 'square','rectangle','quadrilateral',or any quadrilateral related word. And I'm going to try to find a way to draw an odd figure based on your directions so make sure you're steps are specific.' -The cruelest teacher alive

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