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  1. Raxin Raxin
    posted a quote
    December 6, 2015 7:09pm UTC
    Hi!
    My name is:
    Your Spouse
    I'd love to tell you about:
    Your Faults
    format and quote by Raxin

  2. Anujsomany Anujsomany
    posted a quote
    November 10, 2015 9:07pm UTC
    "A man who claims to be happy with his married life is either pretending or having no proper understanding about the nature of woman especially his wife."
    ~Anuj Somany

  3. Anujsomany Anujsomany
    posted a quote
    October 1, 2015 1:39am UTC
    "Every man has an option i.e LIFE or WIFE; but if he wants both of his own, then his living has to have RIFE of STRIFE.”
    ~Anuj Somany

  4. Anujsomany Anujsomany
    posted a quote
    October 1, 2015 1:33am UTC
    "Learning from own life's blunders is achieving EXPERIENCE, but from others life's experience is attaining INTELLIGENCE that majority of people fail to do."
    ~Anuj Somany

  5. Anujsomany Anujsomany
    posted a quote
    September 15, 2015 12:16am UTC
    "A foolproof formula to keep MARRIED LIFE intact is to undeniably accept that a husband has to always prove himself to be a fool to his wife and never expect her to reflect to correct herself at any time."
    ~Anuj Somany

  6. ElmosWhoree* ElmosWhoree*
    posted a quote
    June 26, 2015 11:31am UTC
    GAY MARRIAGE IS NOW ALLOWED IN ALL 50 STATES . WAY TO GO UNITED STATES.

  7. riotgrrrl riotgrrrl
    posted a quote
    May 25, 2015 4:59pm UTC
    When your relationship with school starts
    to feel like Lindsay and Tobias Fünke's marriage.

  8. gooddeeds gooddeeds
    posted a quote
    May 10, 2015 7:13pm UTC
    You can't take a memory back from a person, even if you lose your memory your imagination haunts you as deep down your sub conscious mind you know who you are, who you were. Close you eyes and you can very well see your past, you cant change your past, time you have spent, you live through all and hence you are a hero not for the glorious war for the times you have faced. Decoration with medals is not going to give your life back. the more you know, more experiences doesn't make it easy rather make its worse. Arms and ammunition kills you once and free you from the misery but the experiences of war kills you everyday, makes you cherish the times everyday through the life. You may forgot that you cant walk anymore, you may forget you cant use your right hand, you may forgot the scars on your face but you can never forgot war. Life without war is never easy and only the ones how survived through it can understand. Soldiers are taught to fight but the actual combat starts after war which you are not even trained for. You rely on your weapon, leaders, comrades, god, luck in the war but here you rely on your self to beat the horrors,they have seen hell, heaven, they have felt the mixed emotions of hope, despair, courage, victory, defeat, scared.

  9. gooddeeds gooddeeds
    posted a quote
    May 10, 2015 7:11pm UTC
    It is not the dead rather the ones who lives through war have seen the dreadful end of the war, you might have been victorious, unwounded but deep within you, you carry the mark of the war, you carry the memories of war, the time you have spend with your comrades, the times when you had to dug in to foxholes to avoid shelling, the times when you hate to see your comrade down on the ground, feeling of despair, atrocities of the war, missing families, home. They live through hell and often the most wounded, they live with the guilt, despair, of being in the war, they may be happy but deep down they are a different person. Not everyone is a hero. You live with the moments, time when you were unsuccessful, when your actions would have helped your comrades, when your actions get your comrades killed, you live with regret, joyous in the victory can never help you forget the time you have spent. You are victorious for the people you have lost, the decisions you have made, the courage you have shown but being victorious in the war has a price to pay, irrevocable.

  10. gooddeeds gooddeeds
    posted a quote
    May 10, 2015 5:59pm UTC
    There is no experience like having children.’ That’s all. There is no substitute for it. You cannot do it with a friend. You cannot do it with a lover. If you want the experience of having complete responsibility for another human being, and to learn how to love and bond in the deepest way, then you should have children.

  11. gooddeeds gooddeeds
    posted a quote
    May 10, 2015 5:50pm UTC
    True love is not a hide and seek game: in true love, both lovers seek each other.~Says Michael Bassey Johnson

  12. gooddeeds gooddeeds
    posted a quote
    May 10, 2015 5:16pm UTC
    A bond between souls is ancient - older than the planet.Dianna Hardy, The Witching Pen (The Witching Pen Novellas, #1)

  13. gooddeeds gooddeeds
    posted a quote
    May 10, 2015 5:07pm UTC
    love one another, but make not a bond of love: let it rather be a moving sea between the shores of your souls. fill each other's cup but drink not from one cup. give one another of your bread but eat not from the same loafsing and dance together and be joyous, but let each one of you be alone, even as the strings of a lute are alone though they quiver with the same music.~ Sam N. Jr

  14. erinstaley erinstaley
    posted a quote
    March 17, 2015 12:45pm UTC
    I just looked up the word 'Marriage' in the online dictionary my Macbook provides...
    marriage | 'marij |
    noun
    1 the formal union of a man and a women,
    typically recognized by law, by which
    they become husband and wife: a happy
    marriage | the children from his first
    marriage.
    I'm glad it's still the traditional definition, at least.

  15. Anujsomany Anujsomany
    posted a quote
    February 5, 2015 10:05pm UTC
    "A boy with his girlfriend or a husband with his wife can be happy forever in their locked relationship only if he loves her as much as she loves solely to herself always and this sensibly looks impossible."
    ~Anuj Somany

  16. Nikki Sixx* Nikki Sixx*
    posted a quote
    September 17, 2014 12:32pm UTC
    A young couple decided to wed. As the big day approached, they grew apprehensive. Each had a problem they had never before shared with anyone, not even each other. The Groom-to-be, overcoming his fear, decided to ask his father for advice. "Father," he said, "I am deeply concerned about the success of my marriage. I love my fiancée, very much, but you see, I have very smelly feet, and I'm afraid that my future wife will be put off by them." "No problem," said dad, "all you have to do is wash your feet as often as possible, and always wear socks, even to bed." Well, to him this seemed a workable solution. The bride-to-be, overcoming her fear, decided to take her problem up her mom. "Mom," she said, "When I wake up in the morning my breath is truly awful." "Honey," her mother consoled, "everyone has bad breath in the morning." "No, you don't understand. My morning breath is so bad, I'm afraid that my new husband will not want to sleep in the same room with me." Her mother said simply, "Try this. In the morning, get straight out of bed, and head for the bathroom and brush your teeth. The key is, not to say a word until you've brushed your teeth. Not a word," her mother affirmed. Well, she thought it was certainly worth a try. The loving couple were finally married in a beautiful ceremony. Not forgetting the advice each had received, he with his perpetual socks and she with her morning silence, they managed quite well. That is, until about six months later. Shortly before dawn, the husband wakes with a start to find that one of his socks had come off. Fearful of the consequences, he frantically searches the bed. This, of course, woke his bride and without thinking, she immediately asks, "What on earth are you doing?" "Oh, no!" he gasped in shock, "You've swallowed my sock!"

  17. Harley Clown* Harley Clown*
    posted a quote
    September 16, 2014 10:40am UTC
    A newlywed couple on their honeymoon prepares to see each other naked for the first time. The husband exposes his knotted and twisted feet. He explains, "I had tolio as a child." The wife asks if he means polio. He says, "No, it only affects the toes." He removes his pants and reveals deformed knees. He admits, "I had kneesles, too." Finally, he pulls off his boxers. In shock, the woman gasps, "Oh no -- smallcox, too!"

  18. seafoam* seafoam*
    posted a quote
    July 31, 2014 1:05am UTC
    IT'S OKAY TO BE ♥♥♥
    TWO SEPARATE
    PEOPLE. WHEN
    PEOPLE GET MARRIED,
    'TWO BECOME ONE'.
    THAT'S SUBTRACTION.
    SOMEBODY GOT LOST.
    DO NOT ERASE THE FORMAT CREDIT© format by: br0kenwings

  19. ilovemybestfriendmike_610 ilovemybestfriendmike_610
    posted a quote
    June 17, 2014 5:50pm UTC
    My first marriage,
    will be my only marriage.
    NO EXCEPTIONS.

  20. klahhkayy klahhkayy
    posted a quote
    May 30, 2014 9:39pm UTC
    Why would you rather see two men
    holding guns than holding hands?

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