Mario Quotes

MarsMellow
posted a quote
March 6, 2014 7:58pm UTC

Mario:OMG look luigi,
the clouds look just
like the bushes!!
Luigi:What kind
of sick world
is this!!

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ArmagedonNinjaX
posted a quote
January 19, 2014 6:53am UTC

They say that beer and weed helps you rid of your problems. Not mine.
My alternative way is a journey through Skyrim and the rest of Tamriel,
the Mushroom Kingdom,
Hyrule,
being on a battlefield,
saving the Polaris Galaxy,
defending ManCo.,
and trying to catch and collect all pokemon.
Truly, the key to ridding yourself of your life's problems, is to rid the problems of another.

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britany*
posted a quote
November 29, 2013 7:01pm UTC

yes, i understand their names are waluigi and wario, but i like to call them purple stretch mario and short yellow scary mario

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appleloop*
posted a quote
November 29, 2013 1:10pm UTC

Mario is red, Sonic is blue, Would you press select, And be my player two?

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xTheHungerGamesx
posted a quote
November 1, 2013 6:03pm UTC

"Oh, Mario. How I wish I could
control everyone the way I can
with you..."
-Sheldon Cooper :)

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posted a quote
October 18, 2013 6:23pm UTC

I can't help but think that if Mario hadn't been taking so many mushrooms, he would have found the right castle
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Fay*
posted a quote
October 18, 2013 10:00am UTC

Dear Sou per Mar io,
Just a friendly reminder that I've wasted
my whole life saving your chick
~Sinserelly a 30 year old man

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countrychic98
posted a quote
August 29, 2013 7:34pm UTC

Dont be a r@sist! Be more Mario; an Italian plumber created by Japanese people who speaks English and looks like a Mexican.

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capsized*
posted a quote
August 23, 2013 11:35pm UTC

If Mario doesn’t end every relationship with,
“It’s not-a-you it’s-a-me MARIO”
then he doesn’t deserve anything.

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DakkyDukky
posted a quote
August 23, 2013 4:44pm UTC

If mario doesn’t end every relationship with
“It’s not-a-you it’s-a-me MARIO” then he doesn’t deserve anything

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oneofakinddanielle
posted a quote
August 15, 2013 2:17pm UTC

All guys should learn from Mario.
No matter how far their princess is, they should go after her.

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iRawrYooh
posted a quote
August 12, 2013 6:35pm UTC

I wish guys took after mario,
No matter how far your princess is,
They should go after her.
nmf

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AwesomeUsername
posted a quote
August 9, 2013 9:56pm UTC

You were named after two
of the bravest men I've ever known, Albus Severus Potter Sonic Mario Potter

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pricetag911
posted a quote
August 9, 2013 7:28pm UTC

Looking at my new man, wish it was you?
But you're dead now
Sign of the cross on ya chest and ya head now
Guilty is what you pled now
this rap reminded me of the nicki i loved, hopefully she's back.
like if you are a fan of nicki.

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Breeze
posted a quote
August 8, 2013 7:43pm UTC

Me: I need to make a card for my friend but I don't know what to draw on it.
Friend: Draw a flower.
Me: It's for a guy.
Friend: Draw a manly flower.
Me: Hahahah what? How?
Friend: Add a moustache.
BEST BIRTHDAY CARD EVER.

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megaserperior
posted a quote
July 20, 2013 6:27pm UTC

Why must video games insist on defying all laws of physics and common sense?
Eating your enemies does not give you magic powers.
You should not be able to shoot fireballs underwater.
It's dangerous to go in the tall grass, but you can go and overthrow a giant criminal organization.
Spiders my size should not exist. Period.
A person made out of metal should not exist.
And a person made out of metal should not weigh the same as a princess.
I have never even seen a tyrannosaurus rex, much less heard of a ten year old beating one up.
"We're gonna battle with our Pokemon in order to liberate them from trainers!"
Mushrooms don't give you random growth spurts.
Stickers have never helped me in a fight. Ever.
Since when can magic dust be made out of toadstools?

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goawayanthony*
posted a quote
July 1, 2013 11:14am UTC

Mario: Lets see, I'll just jump three feet in the air here
Mario: Smash through these blocks...
Mario: Bang my head against this block with a question mark on it
Mario: and.. OH S.HIT A TURTLE

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katherinexP
posted a quote
June 23, 2013 9:25pm UTC

The people at the pet store sure do get mad when you dress up like Mario and run around hitting turtles with a hammer.

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Calibri (Body) *
posted a quote
June 13, 2013 3:47pm UTC

I Honestly don't understand how Super Mario can smash blocks with his head but dies
When he thouches a
turtle
Format credit to: AELLYNIQ,

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happiest*
posted a quote
June 6, 2013 3:11pm UTC

Teacher : "How much is a gram?
Me sh-t depends on what you want
Teacher: Out, just get out

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