Marijuana Quotes

graciexdelrey
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January 16, 2015 10:09pm UTC

Walked into the dining room tonight with my mom and my aunt at the table laughing so hard they were crying..
I asked why,
and they both looked at each other, then back at me..
and screamed
"MAR-I-JUANAAAAA!" pronouncing it exactly as it's spelt.
I looked back at them and said,
"Thanks for reminding me." And went back to my room.

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thisgirljamie
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March 26, 2014 2:18am UTC

" A friend with weed, is a friend indeed"

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Fayedaway
posted a quote
March 5, 2014 9:48am UTC

I'm as fickle as a schizophrenic therapist.
I make you feel good for fifteen to thirty minutes,
then I leave you with the same emotions you had before I came.

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kyyrraah*
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February 27, 2014 11:46am UTC

Excuse me mom. But it's 'Whoever smelt it delt it.'
So it is, in fact, you doing the weed around here.
nmq

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*ｓａｍｍｉ*
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February 18, 2014 11:53am UTC

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I was wondering if you can grow marijuana on Farmville then sell it on Mafia Wars?
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a l a y n a ✌*
posted a quote
February 10, 2014 3:32pm UTC

♥Light it up
and blow your cares away♥

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MeaganWynd
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December 4, 2013 1:03am UTC

I've always concidered witty like my diary.
I don't have to be scared people would judge me;
So I guess it's confession time..
I've quit cutting;
But I've turned to drugs to fill the emptyness and numb the pain;
Which is worse?

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Jasmine❤😘*
posted a quote
December 2, 2013 8:39pm UTC

Cloud for your troubles?!? I think hells yeah!(((;

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maisie12345
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November 23, 2013 4:17pm UTC

Colt 45 and 2 zig zag, baby thats all we need. We can go to the park, after dark; smoke that tumble weed. As the Marijuana burns we can take out turns, singing them dirty rap songs, stop and hit the bong like cheech and chong, sell tapes from here to hong kong.

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capsized*
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July 21, 2013 8:39pm UTC

my sisters friend brought brownies in cupcake wrappers to my house and i picked one up and turned it over and noticed there were oreos baked into the bottom so i gasped and said to my dad “THESE ARE NOT REGULAR BROWNIES" and my dads eyes went so wide and he whispered "pot?"

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jessicamai
posted a quote
May 20, 2013 4:54pm UTC

She likes the poison
She likes it in her mind
She likes what it does
And the things it leaves behind
She likes the poison
She likes what it does best
But honey did you know
It'll just cause more regret?
Your life is gone
Your heart is broke
Hide behind the dirty
Cigarette smoke

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
April 19, 2013 8:19pm UTC

4/20? You mean 1/5. Reduce your fractions.
Did you even learn math?

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Awkward3564
posted a quote
March 18, 2013 8:22pm UTC

Did you know
Queen Victoria would use marijuana to help alleviate her menstrual pains.

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Hale_Storm18
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March 12, 2013 3:49pm UTC

Pot heads argue that marijuana is good for you because it's natural.
But, just because something is natural, doesn't mean it's necessarily good for you. You know what else is natural? Bears.

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summerloverboylover
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March 7, 2013 8:28pm UTC

I Don't have time to hate people who hate weed because I'm too busy smoking with people who love weed. ;)

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BreakingOnMetal
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February 11, 2013 6:15pm UTC

Well, my birthday isnt going to be all i wanted it to be. she isnt going to be there. but maybe ill jut be so fuucked up ill imagine her there O___o

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