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  1. KaTi3Gx3 KaTi3Gx3
    posted a quote
    May 25, 2022 4:11pm UTC
    its been YEAAAARS since ive been on here and i miss this so much. ❤️🥺 I need more friends. lets chat.

  2. Andie* Andie*
    posted a quote
    May 20, 2022 9:45pm UTC
    I wish somebody would have told me, babe
    "Someday, these will be the good old days"
    All the love you won't forget
    And all these reckless nights you won't regret
    Someday soon, your whole life's gonna change
    You'll miss the magic of these good old days

  3. Dudu* Dudu*
    posted a quote
    May 16, 2022 7:33am UTC
    I thank God for my health.
    For you I almost ran myself
    to the ground.
    Just so you could
    hold me.

  4. Dudu* Dudu*
    posted a quote
    May 10, 2022 2:27pm UTC
    then i ran to my safe space
    and loved him harder.
    the enemy of my enemy,
    i call him my lover.

  5. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
    posted a quote
    May 7, 2022 1:10am UTC
    Avoid those who attempt to establish dominance in relationships by diminishing the self-worth of others. If they're not willing to commit to diminishing your self-worth exclusively, you need to move on.

  6. Andie* Andie*
    posted a quote
    May 6, 2022 8:00am UTC
    how I love her
    'till every last star fell
    wished she where here

  7. Dudu* Dudu*
    posted a quote
    May 5, 2022 10:04am UTC
    i'm sorry my brain has turned to mush, i promise it wasn't always this way.
    my cheeks are red, my brain must have overheated.
    i can't even rhyme anymore.
    you can hold my hand and heart whenever you want.
    i think i like you a lot.
    i want to keep seeing the light in your eyes
    and pretending to hear the words that you speak.
    i'm constantly distracted by your smile.
    i'll nod along until you catch on.

  8. Dudu* Dudu*
    posted a quote
    May 3, 2022 4:16am UTC
    cause i couldn't say it
    and you didn't either.
    we're both just starry
    eyed looking forward
    to the next encounter.

  9. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
    posted a quote
    April 23, 2022 3:02am UTC
    I had a threesome last week.
    ... (OK, three onesomes, but it's algebraically equivalent).

  10. Andie* Andie*
    posted a quote
    April 19, 2022 7:08am UTC
    Girl: Slow down, I'm scared.
    Guy: No, this is fun.
    Girl: No it's not! Please, it's too scary!
    Guy: Then tell me you love me and give me a hug.
    Girl: Fine I love you. Slow down!
    Guy: Can you take my helmet off and put it on yourself? It's bugging me.
    Girl: Alright, now slow down
    Guy: I love you babe
    (in the paper the next day)
    A motorcycle had crashed into a building because of brake failure. Two people were on it, but only 1 had survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized that his brakes broke, but he didn't want to let the girl know. Instead, he had her say she loved him and felt her hug one last time, then he had her wear his helmet so that she would live even though it meant that he would die.

  11. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
    posted a quote
    April 16, 2022 3:46am UTC
    My French girlfriend says she wants to make love with me in Crème Fraîche. Where in France is that?

  12. Gxbbiecarter* Gxbbiecarter*
    posted a quote
    April 12, 2022 6:32pm UTC
    It's been a year since I've been on here and so much has changed and i cant believe how childish and crazy i seemed. I started to delete a few things then realized this is all apart of my progression and its interesting to look back on how i used to be. Moving forward I hope i continue to chnage into a much better person for myself, my family and my future family.<3

  13. Paula_P* Paula_P*
    posted a quote
    March 31, 2022 11:23am UTC
    Insults have broken my heart 💔 and I'm in despair.

  14. BlackInkRevenge BlackInkRevenge
    posted a quote
    February 26, 2022 10:41pm UTC
    L͓̽o͓̽v͓̽e͓̽ ͓̽S͓̽u͓̽x͓̽

  15. Bellatrixy101* Bellatrixy101*
    posted a quote
    February 16, 2022 3:48pm UTC
    I am grateful that the love I give is the love that I receive
    I deserve a love that is kind and beautiful
    I welcome loving energy into my life with open arms

  16. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
    posted a quote
    February 5, 2022 4:05am UTC
    If loving you is wrong, don't worry because I probably won't do it right.

  17. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
    posted a quote
    January 15, 2022 5:52am UTC
    Polyamory n. Panodium.

  18. Bellatrixy101* Bellatrixy101*
    posted a quote
    January 10, 2022 2:13pm UTC
    A new beginning
    A fresh start
    A chance to do it right
    This time, just for me

  19. Failure* Failure*
    posted a quote
    December 20, 2021 9:23pm UTC
    Make you mine
    my husband I have that silly song as our ringtone
    I miss you so

  20. beatrixpotter beatrixpotter
    posted a quote
    November 29, 2021 2:25pm UTC
    ‘The Tale of the Faithful Dove’,


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