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  1. josie* josie*
    posted a quote
    September 3, 2014 4:38pm UTC
    when i die please punch everyone who says
    "i wish i got to know them better"

  2. Goodyloc Goodyloc
    posted a quote
    January 28, 2014 10:15pm UTC
    Its useless to argue against someone who can't argue back properly.

  3. imgone♡♡♡♡* imgone♡♡♡♡*
    posted a quote
    October 31, 2013 10:49am UTC
    Teacher:Whats comes after 68?
    Me:69!69!69!
    Teacher:Yes ari,thank you,that is correct
    Mate:HAHA KINKY B/TCH
    Teacher:What Did You Say?
    Mate:Kinky
    Teacher:What does that mean?
    Me:It means you feel s/xually attracted towards someone sir
    Teacher:ARI,JACK(Mate)OUT NOW.
    Us:You Asked*Laughs and walks Out*

  4. calixtra calixtra
    posted a quote
    August 18, 2013 9:44pm UTC
    Do you want to hear the truth?
    Nobody actually cares about your opinion.

  5. gab* gab*
    posted a quote
    March 9, 2013 8:49pm UTC
    in school sometimes i smack my heels together and say “there’s no place like home” hoping that I could teleport back to my house and wake up to find out everything was just a dream like dorothy

  6. xxJadee123xx xxJadee123xx
    posted a quote
    February 21, 2013 11:24pm UTC
    God:
    You can't just call a country "Nipple."
    Let's call it "Nepal."

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