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foof12
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March 25, 2016 9:32pm UTC

That Awkward Feeling When You Want Nothing More Than To Be Alone. But At The Same Time, You Want All The Attention In The World..

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Infinity on high*
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March 13, 2014 3:07am UTC

* In music class today *
Me: Sir can we borrow those instruments for our exams?
Him: sure.
Him: what song are you guys doing?
Me: Say Something.
Him: what do you want me to say?!

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Mandypandy
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February 23, 2014 1:07am UTC

I don't know why people hit on me, like I'm not even attractive enough for that kind of attention.. I have, however (somehow), kept the same boy for the past 9 months.... but still, I'm not even cute! D:

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Common Teenager*
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December 18, 2013 7:22pm UTC

teacher: you really need to change your study habbits
me: I can't change, even if i tried
teacher: well you really should put in the effort, your grades are bad
me: even if i wanted to
teacher: you should really try to raise your gpa before the term ends
me: my love my love my love she keeps me warm
teacher: what?
me: SHE KEEPS ME WARM

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mtndewhm*
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October 30, 2013 9:15pm UTC

I hate when people say that teachers get a low salary like what the national median salary for a teacher is $54,000 a year. The average median income in America is $50,502, so teacher make $4,000 more per year than average. Thy get the same days off that we do, unless it's an in service day and there's maybe 10 of those all year. Plus, they get benefits, summers and holidays off. Also, most teachers are married to someone working so assuming that they work and get paid the median yearly in america the household of teacher is probably bringing in about $104,000 per year.
Let's be honest, there's way shíttier jobs that make way less.
Example:
Paramedic: A life saving, possibly traumatising job. Median salary: $31,000
Seriously, I have strong feelings about this.
In 7th grade my math teacher was complaining about his salary (he made $60,000 a year) and his wife worked, not sure what she made, and he's complaining, while hafl of the students in his class don't even have parents that can find work, and the other half's parents both work and don't even make $60,000 together.

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Chris*
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October 29, 2013 8:29pm UTC

I called my best friend but his cell phone was dead so I called his home phone and his mom answered and I was like "Hi it's Christina, I was just wondering if Adam was there. His cell phone's dead and I wanted to see him today" and she said she'd find him and then about 2 minutes later she said "He said he's sleeping and to call back in a month" and I was like "What" and she goes "I honestly don't know"

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livelaflove
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October 20, 2013 8:20pm UTC

My parents think I'm a shy person because I don't tell them about my life.
They obviously do not know me.

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TellitTotheFrogs*
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September 28, 2013 9:29pm UTC

Mom: *looks through shoe section*
Mom: This store has some ugly shoes.
Me: Yeah.
Mom: And they're not just ugly.
Me: ...
Mom: They're fugly.
Me: Lol what?

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abandoned account*
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September 16, 2013 1:53pm UTC

I was on Mystery Seeker today, and I typed in ''Who is my best friend?''
I got ''Bean Dip''.

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Chris*
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September 2, 2013 3:09pm UTC

Me: Hey what are you wearing to that party tonight
Best Friend: Swag

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AwkwardlyFiona*
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August 27, 2013 4:58pm UTC

Uhm idk what to make a quote about so ok bye

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JustBeingMEE
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August 19, 2013 5:08pm UTC

Sorry, the only language I speak is sarcasm.

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*Elena;~ ♥*
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July 24, 2013 9:09pm UTC

Me: *Draws on hand with pen*
Everyone: You're going to get ink poisoning from that

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BringLaurenTheHorizon
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June 4, 2013 1:38am UTC

Me: *scrolling through my Pheed home*
Andiver Clyde: So when exactly is this Pheed prom people are talking about. I need to get ready to pop cherries. Lol jk
Andiver Clyde: Hit me up if you pop cherries bc interested. Lol
Andiver Clyde: You know some people are going to get their cherry popped after prom, if they haven't already. *emoji of girl waving*
Colt: coffee d/ck xoxo
Austin: @coltt if you're my prom date, I promise that after I'll master.bate
Me: ...WTF IS WRONG WITH THE WORLD

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BringLaurenTheHorizon
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May 25, 2013 2:54pm UTC

Mom: *on my space* what's a good band to listen to?
Me: BRING ME THE HORIZON
Mom: Sleeping With Sirens?
Me: I SAID BRING ME THE HORIZON. NOW.
Mom: *searches it and reads description* it says they're classified as indie rock..
Me: HOW
Mom: it says their location is random writing....inside your as/shole...
Both of us: *lmfao*
Me: YOU OBVIOUSLY LOOKED UP THE WRONG THING

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JustBeingMEE
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May 12, 2013 7:52pm UTC

When you spell a word so wrong that spell check is like I don't know what to tell you man.

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Infinity on high*
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May 10, 2013 9:24am UTC

So apparently Benjamin Franklin once said
'sending hate mail to people on the Internet is like nailing jello to a tree'
but apparently he also died in 1790.

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JustBeingMEE
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May 8, 2013 4:02pm UTC

South America, it's like America... but south!

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Korilakkuma
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April 2, 2013 10:27pm UTC

It's your time to shine
♥

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dont_forget_i_love_you
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February 2, 2013 9:45pm UTC

why do i put myself in situations where i have to talk to people. im such a bad at conversations.

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