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GhostTown
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November 12, 2014 7:09pm UTC

*During Spanish class*.
Roberto: I know the definition of obnoxious!
Spanish teacher: Is the definition Robert Jones?
Roberto: No, that's a synonym!

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GhostTown
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October 12, 2014 6:50pm UTC

I hate it when I am taking an exam and the teacher decides to stand right next to my desk for 5-10 minutes and looks at all of my answers.
Its just.
Ughhh.
Whyyyyyyy.
Why me?
WHYYYYYY?!

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EllieLasnier
posted a quote
April 19, 2014 10:40am UTC

Do you have a mirror in your pocket?
Because I can see myself in your pants.

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ThatRainbow
posted a quote
April 30, 2013 8:33pm UTC

Me: Well....I really got to do homework.
Witty: LOL, no.

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e*
posted a quote
April 11, 2013 10:04pm UTC

The one time you don't
do your homework, the
teacher decides its
a good day to check
everyones work...

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e*
posted a quote
April 11, 2013 9:45pm UTC

Do you ever
rub your eyes so
hard that you
just start entering
some other
dimension
of swirls and patterns?

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e*
posted a quote
April 11, 2013 2:50pm UTC

Me: Mom come here this is the guy Elliot i was talking
to you about.
Mom: *Comes in*
Mom: Oh so this is the Elliot (Elliot isn't real btw)
Me: Yup....
Mom: *Still stands there looking at the screen*
Mom:
Mom:
Mom:
Mom:
Mom:
Me: YOU CAN LEAVE NOW

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e*
posted a quote
April 10, 2013 11:18pm UTC

Passing gum in school
like it's a drug deal.

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capsized*
posted a quote
March 19, 2013 5:10pm UTC

You can tell a lot about a woman’s mood just by her hands.
For an example, if she is holding a gun she’s probably angry.

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Infinity on high*
posted a quote
February 15, 2013 10:06pm UTC

So today on one of the morning shows i was watching,
the host said he once got a nipple ring
because his girlfriend kept losing the keys.

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capsized*
posted a quote
February 13, 2013 6:41pm UTC

so he calls me up and he’s like “i still love you” and i’m like “wait are you joe, taylor, lucas, john, cory, toby, jake, zac, garrett, eddie, conor, patrick, or harry?”

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