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  1. Hayffie* Hayffie*
    posted a quote
    March 8, 2014 4:12pm UTC
    "Life is like perry the platypus. Don't ask. IT JUST IS!"

  2. Vampire123 Vampire123
    posted a quote
    January 14, 2014 12:45pm UTC
    Save your drama for your llama

  3. Vampire123 Vampire123
    posted a quote
    January 14, 2014 12:39pm UTC
    Are you on the boulevard on broken dreams? Well get off and become a llamacorn. Llamacorns are cool.

  4. britany* britany*
    posted a quote
    December 7, 2013 8:31pm UTC
    FUN FACT:
    Freddie Mercury canceled a duet with Michael Jackson because Michael insisted on bringing his Llama into the studio.
    Please don't remove this!

  5. *Tori Leigh* *Tori Leigh*
    posted a quote
    November 5, 2013 11:35pm UTC
    So I was watching Tosh.0 and the left the TV on in the backround while I got on Witty and then it was just some talk show host talking and his guest started talking and I immediately recognized him as Pacha from the Emporer's New Groove is that sad or

  6. of_mice_and_lucifer* of_mice_and_lucifer*
    posted a quote
    November 3, 2013 5:42pm UTC
    FML
    Fluff My Llama.

  7. Dishonored* Dishonored*
    posted a quote
    September 9, 2013 2:01pm UTC
    Highlight of my month: realizing Netflix has Emperor's New Groove and Lilo & Stitch now.

  8. WatermelonSeed WatermelonSeed
    posted a quote
    July 21, 2013 3:32am UTC
    So, who's got a Quotev?
    Follow me? Chat me up? ~zombiellamataco

  9. The Sleeping Wallflower* The Sleeping Wallflower*
    posted a quote
    July 1, 2013 3:06pm UTC
    THAT AWKWARD MOMENT...
    WHEN UR LLAMA HATES YOU

  10. purdygirl purdygirl
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2013 6:06pm UTC
    Everyone's complaining about how the top quotes now
    get like 100 faves and I'm sitting here like
    "Yes, yes, two faves, my time has come."

  11. pinkcandy0531 pinkcandy0531
    posted a quote
    June 7, 2013 5:41pm UTC
    Unattended children will be handed an
    espresso and a free puppy to take home.

  12. pinkcandy0531 pinkcandy0531
    posted a quote
    June 7, 2013 5:36pm UTC
    Unattended children will be tattooed and sold to roadies.

  13. kowhyda* kowhyda*
    posted a quote
    April 27, 2013 10:11pm UTC
    I have nothing against llamas,
    but you make me want to punch one so badly.

  14. chloesquotes chloesquotes
    posted a quote
    April 27, 2013 3:25pm UTC
    I want to get something straight here. Everyone on witty is calling girls who wear make-up s/uts. Well, not everyone, but a good majority. I wear make-up, and I don't wear it to impress guys, or to look s/utty. I wear it cause its fun. I guess what I'm trying to say here is that its all good and fine if you don't want to wear make-up, but if other girls do, realize they probably don't mean to look like a s/ut. They probably just feel like looking good.

  15. chocomickey14 chocomickey14
    posted a quote
    April 25, 2013 6:04pm UTC
    Who remembers the Emperor's New Groove
    Anyone?

  16. Halo Angel1* Halo Angel1*
    posted a quote
    April 24, 2013 9:46pm UTC
    Karrrl that kills people!!!

  17. chocomickey14 chocomickey14
    posted a quote
    April 10, 2013 6:29pm UTC
    I spend almost all my time after school on Witty.

  18. kowhyda* kowhyda*
    posted a quote
    April 5, 2013 1:51pm UTC
    Make me angry
    And I swear I will punch a llama.

  19. Bringmethebitches* Bringmethebitches*
    posted a quote
    March 12, 2013 3:13am UTC
    This Is No Longer A Drama Llama, This Is An Alpaca-lypse.

  20. PotatoSalad PotatoSalad
    posted a quote
    March 9, 2013 9:32pm UTC
    CASE FILE NO. 6PhotoREAD THE DETAILS >Case's name:BobCriminal's info:
    Name: Bob Llama
    Age:1
    Nationality:Rainbowa
    Height: 30cm
    Weight: 60grams
    Hair:Rainbow
    Eyes:Blue
    Favorites:
    Color: Raiinnboww
    Singer: Llama Minaj
    Sport:Trotting
    Music:Pop
    Shops: Rainbow Ice
    Clothing: Capes
    Accesories: Unihorns
    Thing: ...?
    Style: UniStyle
    Crime:
    For being too swag.
    Other:
    Bob likes carrots.
    ... and is a female llama.
    Details:

:)

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