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Lizlemon Quotes

  1. FreakingPip* FreakingPip*
    posted a quote
    February 22, 2014 8:29pm UTC
    Every day a struggle to strike a graceful balance between Liz Lemon and Stevie Nicks.

  2. FreddyJ FreddyJ
    posted a quote
    May 29, 2013 9:46pm UTC
    I’ll tell you what I do want. I want someone who will be monogamous, and nice to his mother. And I want someone who likes musicals, but knows to just shut his mouth when I’m watching ‘Lost.’ And I want someone who thinks being really into cars is lame and strip clubs are gross. I want someone who will actually empty the dishwasher instead of just taking out forks as needed like I do. I want someone with clean hands and feet, and beefy forearms like a damn Disney prince! And I want him to genuinely like me, even when I’m old.
    --Liz Lemon

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