Lizard Quotes

EatSleepBreathBigBangTheory
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September 1, 2013 2:00pm UTC

Sheldon: Scissors cuts paper, paper covers rock, rock crushes lizard, lizard poisons Spock, Spock smashes scissors, scissors decapitates lizard, lizard eats paper, paper disproves Spock, Spock vaporizes rock, and as it always has, rock crushes scissors

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August 26, 2013 3:05pm UTC

there was a lizard in the shower so i said hello to it and the person showering next to me was like “hi??” i wasn’t sure whether to carry on the conversation or be like sorry i was talking to a lizard

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RingoStar
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August 25, 2013 8:39am UTC

Best Friend: I'm going to get a lizard and name it Harry.
Me: Why?
Best Friend: Because I will encourage it.
Me: Okay?
Best Friend: You're a lizard Harry!
Best Friend: *immatating the lizard* A what?
Best Friend: A lizard!

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tacosliketoparty
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August 11, 2013 8:11am UTC

I went into the showers of the swimming area I was at on holiday and saw a lizard on the floor. I said 'hello' before stepping into the opposite shower. The other person that was in the shower next to me said 'hi?' and I was stuck there wondering If I should carry on the conversation or say 'I was talking to the lizard'

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MexicanChicka
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February 14, 2013 7:54pm UTC

I want to meet
The lizard from Geico
♥

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