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  1. kmsxx* kmsxx*
    posted a quote
    October 30, 2014 6:55am UTC
    This is my family.
    I found it, all on my own.
    Is little,and broken,but still good.
    Yeah,still good.

  2. tired_of_living* tired_of_living*
    posted a quote
    October 14, 2014 8:06pm UTC
    Little girl
    Stop waiting for someone
    To come and rescue you
    You're on your own.

  3. Virginia Doran* Virginia Doran*
    posted a quote
    October 6, 2014 11:12am UTC
    Dear little artist you envision this perfect little world where you are the flower of everyone's eye where you are beautiful and the boy you like knows you exist little artist please wake up before the ink in your pens taint you please realize you are already perfect the way you are please stop ocding over your art sincerely loveless

  4. Michelle Parker * Michelle Parker *
    posted a quote
    May 30, 2014 9:52am UTC
    Dont be such a guppy

  5. kissmegoodbye kissmegoodbye
    posted a quote
    May 17, 2014 1:07am UTC
    When I was little everyone had imaginary friends so I lied about having one so I would seem cool, but I never really understood why people had them.

  6. SuperNovaChic SuperNovaChic
    posted a quote
    May 12, 2014 6:41pm UTC
    I have a
    love-hate relationship with my body, but who doesn't in today's society?  

  7. SuperNovaChic SuperNovaChic
    posted a quote
    May 12, 2014 11:01am UTC
    My idea of wealth has changed. When I was little I’d dream about living in a giant mansion with like a tennis court, a bowling alley and an indoor swimming pool. Having so much money that I could save the rainforests and all the animals. Helping kids find forever-families and helping the homeless find houses. Now when I fantasize I’m like, “maybe someday I’ll be able to rent a one bedroom apartment and then work on trying to save the world.”

  8. Secret42 Secret42
    posted a quote
    April 19, 2014 11:48am UTC
    When I was little
    I came to school in a yellow coat and my friends were talking about bananas and then tthey called me a banana and then
    I said that I'm not a banana and I took my jacket off and I was wearing a cupcake necklace and they called me a cupcake
    and I had a monkey backpack and monkeys like banana's and
    they said,so that's why she has a monkey bag!And I was called a banana for the rest of the day.
    Format by Sandrasaurus
    My quote.Do NOT steal.

  9. ProfessorPickle ProfessorPickle
    posted a quote
    April 12, 2014 2:39am UTC
    Les petites filles aiment les poupées, Les petits garçons aiment les soldats,
    Les grandes filles aiment les soldats, Les grands garçons aiment les poupées.
    Little girls like dolls, little boys like soldiers
    Big girls like soldiers, big boys like dolls

  10. addy* addy*
    posted a quote
    April 9, 2014 11:04pm UTC
    Scream a little.
    Cry a little.
    Fall a little.
    Laugh a little.
    Explore a little.
    Love a little.
    Life is full of wonderful little things, but let your life be anything but LITTLE.

  11. I'm a Niall Girl* I'm a Niall Girl*
    posted a quote
    April 5, 2014 7:07pm UTC
    A Little Bit Of Soap by De La Soul from the album 3 Feet High And Rising released in 1989

  12. Carla Crahan.* Carla Crahan.*
    posted a quote
    March 28, 2014 6:27pm UTC
    I need a little room to breath...

  13. BluRoseHeart* BluRoseHeart*
    posted a quote
    March 21, 2014 12:36pm UTC
    I miss you a little,
    I guess you could say;
    a little too often,
    and a little more each day.

  14. Ineedmakyinme Ineedmakyinme
    posted a quote
    March 15, 2014 4:03pm UTC
    When I was little
    I told my dad I stubbed my toe
    So he told me to bite my finger
    Until I forgot about the toe
    And was only thinking of the finger
    To take one pain away
    By focusing on another
    It actually sounds quite similar
    To someting I do now.

  15. Carla Crahan.* Carla Crahan.*
    posted a quote
    March 9, 2014 11:12am UTC
    My insecurities and anxiety were carried the little confidence which had in me.

  16. Ra Ra
    posted a quote
    March 9, 2014 12:33am UTC
    nothing is worse than when someone begins to tell you something then says never mind

  17. Carla Crahan.* Carla Crahan.*
    posted a quote
    March 6, 2014 1:47pm UTC
    Hush little baby
    Don't you cry
    Don't cut your arms,
    Don't say goodbye.
    Put down that razor,
    Put down that knife,
    It may be hard
    But you'll win this fight.♥

  18. kennie kennie
    posted a quote
    February 24, 2014 2:36pm UTC
    Little Johnny's "Bookish" Father
    Little Johnny was in class and the teacher announced that they were going to try something different to help everyone get to know each other a little better, and to help with their spelling.
    She explained, "I want you to stand up and give us the occupation of your father, spell it, and say one thing he would give us all if he was here today."
    The first student raised her hand to volunteer.
    "Marcy," the teacher said. "You may go first."
    Marcy replied, "My father is a banker. B-A-N-K-E-R and if he was here today, he would give us all a shiny new penny."
    The teacher said, "Very nice, Marcy, who wants to go next?"
    Kevin stood up and announced, "My father is a baker. B-A-K-E-R and if he was here today, he would give us all a freshly-baked cookie."
    "Very good," the teacher told Kevin.
    Jeff was next, and he said, "My father is an accountant. A-K, no wait, A-C-K, no..."
    Before he could attempt to spell it once more, the teacher cut him off and told him to sit back down and to think about it for a while. When he thought he knew how to spell it, he could stand back up and try again.
    Little Johnny raised his hand in excitement hoping to be acknowledged by the teacher. The teacher called on little Johnny to go next.
    Johnny said, "My father is a bookie. B-O-O-K-I-E and if he was here today, he would give us all 20:1 odds Jeff will never be able to spell "accountant."

  19. kennie kennie
    posted a quote
    February 24, 2014 2:34pm UTC
    Little Johnny... Finding Jesus
    A Sunday school teacher is concerned that his students might be a little confused about Jesus, so he asks his class, "Where is Jesus today?"
    Steven raises his hand and says, "He's in Heaven."
    Mary answers, "He's in my heart."
    Little Johnny waves his hand furiously and blurts out, "He's in our bathroom!"
    The surprised teacher asks Little Johnny how he knows this.
    "Well," Little Johnny says, "every morning, my father gets up, bangs on the bathroom door and yells 'Jesus Christ, are you still in there?!'"

  20. kennie kennie
    posted a quote
    February 24, 2014 2:30pm UTC
    Little Johnny and God
    One day little Johnny was walking up a hill pulling his red wagon behind him saying, "F**k this," "F**k that."
    The town priest hears this and walks up to Johnny and says,"You shouldn't swear like that, Johnny. God is all around us."
    "Is he in the sky?" asks Johnny.
    "Yes," says the priest.
    "Is he in that bush over there?" asks Johnny.
    "Yes," says the priest."
    Is he in my wagon?" asked Johnny.
    "Yes," says the priest.
    "Well tell him to get the f**k out and push!!!"


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