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  1. * nicocchi * * nicocchi *
    posted a quote
    February 15, 2020 10:38pm UTC
    BRUH THIS IS STILL HERE

  2. Dishonored* Dishonored*
    posted a quote
    March 23, 2016 11:34am UTC
    I'm going to be spending my 21stbirthday with my mom because I have no friends. lol.

  3. dunner* dunner*
    posted a quote
    July 3, 2014 7:59pm UTC
    Have you ever left your hometown? Like went out and saw things in a whole other world maybe even if its just a city away. You experience so much new people, places, new life. Then you go back home and you realize your life was too small in comparison to that big world.

  4. KissMyAxe* KissMyAxe*
    posted a quote
    March 18, 2014 12:37pm UTC
    When you get a hot new student at your school.
    All the Wh*res:* In pelican voice off of finding nemo* MINE. MINE. MINE. MINE.

  5. mandyyy mandyyy
    posted a quote
    February 16, 2014 1:10am UTC
    i really do not understand how a person customizes their own profile with the html shiz and make it look different im just like sitting here with my plain profile and plain quotes and wow that seems too much work for me but i dont get how you guys 'design' your profiles and quotes but maybe im also just too lazy to figure out how to do it so yeah

  6. peace10741 peace10741
    posted a quote
    January 2, 2014 4:40am UTC
    So you only have one life..right?
    SO LIVE IT
    GET OUTSIDE
    HAVE FUN
    SMILE
    AND LOVE LIFE
    BECAUSE YOU NEVER KNOW WHEN IT COULD END

  7. appleloop* appleloop*
    posted a quote
    December 29, 2013 1:09pm UTC
     
    I'M LITERALLY
    the kid
    THAT MY
    parents
    WARNED ME ABOUT
     
    © format coded by:
    br0kenwings
    Please don't remove this!

  8. ProfessorPickle ProfessorPickle
    posted a quote
    December 11, 2013 2:30pm UTC
    The journey satisfies more than the destination
    when you have good music and the world to take in.

  9. Vic Fuentes* Vic Fuentes*
    posted a quote
    December 8, 2013 10:31pm UTC
    my mom and I got into an argument one time and then we started getting really emotional
    and she said “Obama means family” and I swear I never cried so hard in my life

  10. IamFarsha IamFarsha
    posted a quote
    December 3, 2013 11:54am UTC
    Gamers Problem 1 :
    *Try Hard mode* ~Results~ Literally Acceptable
    *Literally Try Hard mode* ~Results~ Acceptable
    *That moment when you try to impress someone you like/Idol* ~Results~FREAKIN DIE ALOT
    :D Well 50/50

  11. *VA VA VOOM* *VA VA VOOM*
    posted a quote
    December 2, 2013 2:32pm UTC
    In RE we had to write our own rules:
    1) Be polite
    2) Don't sass me
    3)If you anger me, be prepared to be thrown off a building
    4)If you annoy me, just die

  12. britany* britany*
    posted a quote
    November 29, 2013 6:52pm UTC
    i shipped uncle jesse and aunt becky before i even knew what shipping was

  13. EmmaKitty EmmaKitty
    posted a quote
    November 27, 2013 5:19pm UTC
    GO BIG
    OR
    GO get pizza because you give up

  14. kristabff kristabff
    posted a quote
    November 24, 2013 3:48pm UTC
    "EPIC FAIL!!"
    I exclaim! I have just gotten my paper on the epic, The Odyssey, back from my english teacher. I failed it. A 54%. My overall grade in the class has dropped down to an 82%. My parents must never find out about this failure.

  15. Christina* Christina*
    posted a quote
    November 12, 2013 3:55am UTC
    I fell in Love With Mickey Mouse
    (literally)
    Chapter # 54
    Okay, so there is three of them now.
    "Stop thinking." He explained
    A wave came quickly, ready to swallow Kai.
    "Kai!" I screamed
    Before he had a chance to react, the ocean wave rised up and brought Kai down to his knees. I giggled and jogged towards him. The water backed away but the sand was till moist and cold. The wind pushed me back but I pushed forwards.
    "You okay?" I laughed
    He blushed and giggled.
    "This always happens." He complained
    "You always get hit by ocean waves?" I guessed
    He wrapped his arms around his knees. His cheeks turned into a faded shade of red. He bit his lips and laughed.
    "No," He looked up at the ocean
    "I always make a fool of my self." He admited while slowly tilting his head towards me
    "when pretty girls are around." He confessed.
    His eyes were twinkling jet black. I looked carefully but I couldn't seem to spot his pupils. His eyebrows were black too, but they were a lot softer and not as bold as his eyes. His nose was sharp but small. His mouth was small too. His pink lips contrasted with his deep tan skin. By judging from his overall image, I came to the conclusion that he was latin.
    "Kai what are you, like what nationality?" I asked
    "I'm so mixed it's not even funny." He giggled
    "Well do you know?" I asked
    "Both of my parents are from Hawaii. But, my mom is half native Hawaiian and 1/4 Mexican, 1/4 Swedish. My dad's 1/4 black, 1/4 English, 1/6 Japanese...." He listed
    "Dang boy, you weren't kidding." I laughed
    He shook his head and smiled.
    "What are you?" He asked
    "I'm white." I giggled
    "White people come from places too." He smiled
    "Well, I know from my dad's side there is Russian and German." I answered
    "I my mom says she's Jewish, but isn't sure because she was adopted." I answered
    "I think you're Greek." He smiled
    "Why Greek?" I questioned
    "Because legend says the Greeks were decended from Gods and Godesses and you look like you could be one of them." He siad
    I took a deep breath and bit my lip.

  16. YoungAndNotBeautiful YoungAndNotBeautiful
    posted a quote
    November 6, 2013 12:00am UTC
    Hello.
    I'm young and not beautiful.
    Literally.

  17. Overcast-Kid* Overcast-Kid*
    posted a quote
    October 27, 2013 2:11am UTC
    "A hickey from Kinicki's a hallmark card- we only send the very best"

  18. Christina* Christina*
    posted a quote
    October 26, 2013 6:45am UTC
    I fell in Love With Mickey Mouse
    (literally)
    Chapter # 50
    On my way.
    I slept alone, but I woke up with Spencer. She was still in her black dress, her make up was gone and her hair was very messy. I shook her arm.
    "What do you want?" She groaned
    "Wake up." I bossed
    "I don't want to." She complained
    "I don't really want you to either, it's just that Tony's here..."
    Before I could even finish my sentence, Spencer got up and scanned the room.
    "Jerk!" She laughed
    "I got you good huh," I winked
    "Eh shut up." She rubbed her eyes.
    "Well, how'd it go last night?" I eagerly asked
    "What?" She yawned
    "With Tony" I said
    "Oh....it went wonderfully." She smiled
    "Details, I need details woman!" I said
    "Well, we danced at the ball, then we went to a club, then we went to his place....and yeah." She said.
    "Was it fun?" I asked
    "Yeah, it was kind of scary though." She answered
    "It must have been." I said
    "Yeah, but Tony made it better." She smiled
    "Did you use protection?" I asked
    "Yeah of course." She said as she got out of bed
    "Spenc, I sorda wrecked your dress." I said
    "What, which one?"
    "The red and white ball gown." I said
    "Sweetie, that was your's not mine." She said
    "What?" I asked
    "Yeah, I got it for you." Spencer answered
    "Oh,.....ok good." I said
    "How did you wreck it?" She asked
    "I fell in a pile of dirty water." I lied
    "Alright, I'm going to pretend like I believe that for now." She said
    As Spencer walked into the bathroom, I streched my arm to my phone. It had 2 missed calls one from Michael and one from Roger. I should have called them back, I knew I should have. But, I just didn't know if I really wanted to. I closed my eyes and imagined how my day would go. If I went somewhere with Roger, Michael would be upset, if I spent it with Michael, Roger would be upset. God, what should I do? I walked to the balcony and stared at the park full of children. A little girl in pink was taking a picture with her dad. Dad, I wonder what dad would have told me to do. Wait, I already knew. He would say something like "Do what you want, and what makes you happy, at the end of the day, people will either love you for it, or hate you for it, but the ones that really belong in your life would love you." Well, what did I want to do now? I don't know, but I certainly didn't want to see Michael, and defenatly not Roger.
    "Alright dad, I figured that out, now what?" I asked. Just when I thought I was being silly it hit me, own of my dad's famous slogans.
    "Thinking is a waste of time, just take what you have and do what you can"
    "Thats right dad." I nodded as I smiled at Spencer's car keys on the shelf. If I was going to do this, I needed to do it quick. I grabbed one of Spencer's big bags and emptied it entirely. I stuffed it with my jean shorts, sweat pants, a tank top, tenis sheos, jacket and my wallet. Without further adieu, I grabbed Spencer's keys and barged out the door. I got into the car, and threw my bag on the passanger seat. Well, I don't know where I'm going, But I best be on my way. I took the sunglasses haning from the mirror and started the engine.

  19. JustNodandSmile JustNodandSmile
    posted a quote
    October 24, 2013 5:47pm UTC
    It's now a fact.
    My toes will forever be 20 degrees colder than the rest of my body.

  20. CharliesTheName CharliesTheName
    posted a quote
    October 20, 2013 6:12pm UTC
    Sticks and stones
    may break my bones
    but words are
    merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning and isolation and as such could never directly produce the four thousand Newtons of force per square centimeter required to break bones.

:)

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