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Dishonored*
posted a quote
July 3, 2015 3:27pm UTC

it's 2015 and we still don't have the
technology to prevent the bottom of
buicuits getting burnt before the rest
of it gets cooked. smh.

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*crybaby*
posted a quote
July 3, 2014 1:54am UTC

why are 12-15 year olds so obnoxious they roam in packs and they're so loud for no reason
i can't wait for one of your mums to pick you up and carpool you all away

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TitaniumLover
posted a quote
April 18, 2014 9:20pm UTC

I talk about wanting a "Boyfriend"
But I don't even know what
I'd do with one.
Like what do you just kiss him
and then leave him alone
in a corner.
How often does it eat

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olivia*
posted a quote
January 26, 2014 1:19am UTC

i never understood how in movies
the parents didnt believe in Santa
but he was actually real like who the heck
did the parents think put the presents
under the tree like what

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Dishonored*
posted a quote
January 14, 2014 2:00am UTC

girl: I finally realized that waiting
around for a boyfriend to make
me happy is pointless. I need to
make myself happy. Taking a
break from boys for awhile.
*exactly a day later*
girl: with him today <3 finallly
something to look forward to.
Well, that didn't last long.

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Dishonored*
posted a quote
January 2, 2014 1:17pm UTC

I failed my driving test today.
I wouldn't even be upset I failed, I can own up to my own mistakes,
but why I failed? Hella p.issed about it.
Right before parallel parking, I nudged
the base of a cone. Instant failure. the lady said "it's a shame, really. You actually did everything beautifully. I wish I could pass you, butthe second the tire hit the cone, you were done. Sorry."Like what the hell? I'd honestly rather fail by making a completea.ss out of myself than beingso close I could have had it if I was in inch farther away.

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Th£_Music_Fr£Ak❤*
posted a quote
December 6, 2013 1:24pm UTC

It is now Decmeber 6 and its only kind of snowed once but it didnt even stick .. Seriously Christmas is in 19 Days and theres still no snow! Like what ?!

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Dishonored*
posted a quote
December 2, 2013 7:40pm UTC

*first day of school*
Teacher: If you have to go to the bathroom,
don't ask, you can just go. Especially if it's
an emergency.
*everyday after that*
Teacher: Where do you think you're going?
Didn't you just have a break? Sit your a.ss back
down. I don't care if your bladder is about to rupture,
you can wait until class is over.

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PrimarilyParamore*
posted a quote
November 25, 2013 5:39pm UTC

I'm still
trying to
get over
the fact
that the
movie:
"the Little Mermaid"
is older
than me
o.o
by alot

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Dishonored*
posted a quote
November 6, 2013 1:11am UTC

What I have learned today is;
if you want to keep two teenage
girls with sequin UGGS and bedazzled
starbucks cups busy, put them in the
Christmas section in Walmart, and tell
them to find the Christmas section.
They'll literally lap the store 6 times before
they give up and go stand in-line at the self-
checkout waiting for a cashier to come
checkout the items they found during
all the laps they did.

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
October 24, 2013 2:46pm UTC

Do you guys understand how weird the Pledge of Allegiance is, though? Like, every day when youre a kid everybody just chants how great America is every morning. It's creepy as fck.

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ShmeXyLlamAs
posted a quote
October 17, 2013 12:56pm UTC

I hate that one little bit of blinding sunlight that, no matter where you sit, always seems to shine on your eyes.
#checkyourpriveligesun

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lovelifegirl
posted a quote
September 15, 2013 11:59am UTC

What happens when I watch a movie
Me: Oh I like this character, he is hot, very handsome ;)
Movie: LOL, he is a bit to old
Me: Oh well it can work :)
Movie: He is also gay
Me: Well I'll make him not gay ;D
Movie: He is also going to be put into a life and death situation so he is going to be dying basically
Me: :'((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((( Whyyyyy :(

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ImNoSuperman
posted a quote
September 14, 2013 12:11pm UTC

i hate math tests because all throughout the paper it's like really easy and then you think you've got it and then the test is like
if i throw a triangle out of a car and the car is going at 30 mph and wind resistance is a thing that exists, how many brownies can perdo buy with a human soul

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
August 13, 2013 2:10pm UTC

Whenever I talk to guys I haven't seen in years they're always like to me,
"Wow. You got really pretty." Like, wow. Are you saying I used to be ugly or something?

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yourcool
posted a quote
July 10, 2013 9:37pm UTC

when girls call their boyfriends "daddy"
it makes me want to projectile vomit on their existence

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NEM0
posted a quote
July 5, 2013 4:59pm UTC

The fact that we have weight loss ads on witty makes me want to laugh and cry at the same time...

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piglet_pooh
posted a quote
July 5, 2013 12:29am UTC

that awkward moment when you go to write something in the summer, and you havent written anything in so long that your handwriting looks like crap.
like what.

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