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  1. Dishonored* Dishonored*
    posted a quote
    June 24, 2014 8:25pm UTC
    I like when people spout of incorrect
    information, and you try to challenge them
    and they argue with you. really? hold up, I
    got my phone with unlimited data, lemme
    f.ucking google it for you.

  2. nevergrowup89 nevergrowup89
    posted a quote
    March 16, 2014 10:14pm UTC
    Me at 9PM: Yay, Walking Dead, this is going to be a great episode!
    Me at 10PM: What. The. Actual. F*ck.

  3. *crybaby* *crybaby*
    posted a quote
    March 14, 2014 11:30pm UTC
    why do famous people think that they can only date other famous people like
    you're limiting your chance to find your soulmate
    for example: me

  4. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    February 3, 2014 4:47pm UTC
    there are two types of people in this world.
    those who type "lol" and those who type "LOL"

  5. *SocialCasualty* *SocialCasualty*
    posted a quote
    January 9, 2014 11:25am UTC
    Looking through old pictures of me makes me cry because what was I thinking?

  6. anchorage* anchorage*
    posted a quote
    December 3, 2013 10:31pm UTC
    I find it pathetically boring that so many people can't have fun without drinking, smoking, or abusing some kind of substance.

  7. jessicabliss jessicabliss
    posted a quote
    October 17, 2013 9:07pm UTC
    I hate it when I'm trying to sleep and my stupid ADHD kicks in and well basically...
    Brain: One sheep
    Brain: Two sheep
    Brain: Three sheep
    Brain: Cow
    Brain: Turtle
    Brain: Duck
    Brain: Old McDonald had a farm
    Brain: HEEEEEEY MACARENA!

  8. myboys myboys
    posted a quote
    October 3, 2013 11:30pm UTC
    i have a serious question
    why do we have to go to school
    like really
    we dont learn anything that necessary for our future there anyways

  9. Dishonored* Dishonored*
    posted a quote
    October 1, 2013 10:51pm UTC
    *Yesterday*
    SourceFed: US government on brink of shutdown?!
    *Today*
    Everyone: OMG the government is shutdown!
    Well, that was fast.

  10. writtenrain* writtenrain*
    posted a quote
    September 26, 2013 11:15am UTC
    When you think about it handwriting is pretty weird
    like we are all writing the same letters but for some reason our brains comprehend them differently and as hard as
    we try we can't get our brains to comprehend how somehow else makes their letters and copy their handwriting

  11. summerbaby6 summerbaby6
    posted a quote
    September 17, 2013 11:46pm UTC
    When you see quotes that don't make ANY sense
    or are really dumb and have spelling errors
    yet they still have more faves then your quotes
    does ANYBODY else get really friggin p/ssed off?

  12. iLL-Legal Alien👽* iLL-Legal Alien👽*
    posted a quote
    September 3, 2013 6:30pm UTC
    Robin Thicke has faced no repercussions because of his and Mileys
    performance.
    I spent ages thinking Miley was the only person in the performance before I had even seen it because everyone was calling her a sl/ut and not
    focusing on the creepy 36 year old married man with kids pretending to fck her while singing a song that glorifies ra/pe okay bye

  13. brighterdays_xo brighterdays_xo
    posted a quote
    August 30, 2013 7:28pm UTC
    I personally think there is no logical reason for
    shorts to be the same price as pants.

  14. Just_A_Little_Too_Addicted Just_A_Little_Too_Addicted
    posted a quote
    August 27, 2013 1:11pm UTC
    Why is
    my Starbucks coffee not a Yankee Candle scent yet?

  15. ribcaged ribcaged
    posted a quote
    August 26, 2013 1:29am UTC
    “i know you want it
    (i know you want it)
    i know you want it”
    me: is this song trying to hide
    a very dark tone with a catchy chorus
    me: please stop this
    me: THIS IS NOT ONLY AN ASSAULT TO MY EARS FROM HOW MANY TIMES I'VE HEARD THIS SONG BUT ALSO LYRICALLY SEXUAL ASSAULT
    me: if u can even call these lyrics
    me: pharrel i cannot believe u participated in this song

  16. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    August 2, 2013 10:26am UTC
    *you're

  17. pinkneonlights_ pinkneonlights_
    posted a quote
    July 27, 2013 3:05pm UTC
    Someone: I don't like that music
    Fans of metal, rock, etc.: that's okay, everyone has an opinion.
    Directioners, Beliebers and Nicki Minaj fans: GO KILL YOURSELF. YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS OF THEM.

  18. collapse* collapse*
    posted a quote
    July 16, 2013 10:34pm UTC
    Am I the only one
    that doesnt think there is something on my face when a guy is looking at me?
    ._.

  19. epictacos epictacos
    posted a quote
    July 10, 2013 12:53am UTC
    That moment when
    your bestfriend tells you that he can't
    talk to you anymore because of his
    girlfriend.

  20. AnotherAverageTeenageGirl AnotherAverageTeenageGirl
    posted a quote
    June 1, 2013 9:31pm UTC
    I don't get why everyone thinks I'm so innocent and have virgin ears.
    I rode the bus. There is no innocence once you ride the bus.

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