Lifealert Quotes

britany*
posted a quote
December 3, 2013 8:10pm UTC

*Life Alert Commercial*
Old Lady: I tried to twerk and i fell on the floor
Old Lady: I dropped all my thun thun thuns

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writtenrain*
posted a quote
November 24, 2013 3:36pm UTC

So the other day my friend and I
were at the library and sitting by the magazine section. This elderly man walked over
to grab a magazine and when he saw us he just said "I have fallen and I cannot get up"
and then he legitimately just walked away and I don't think I have ever laughed so hard.

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SundayWakeUp
posted a quote
June 29, 2013 8:15pm UTC

help I've fallen into japanese fashion and I cant get up
no seriously I cant afford this help

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RealGrandpaWitty
posted a quote
May 25, 2013 2:10pm UTC

Hey babe, you better call life alert
because I've fallen for you and I can't get up.

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CharliesTheName
posted a quote
March 10, 2013 7:52pm UTC

I would pay actual money
if I saw someone fall, break there hip, and only say "help, I've fallen and I can't get up"

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CaitlinAtTheDisco*
posted a quote
March 1, 2013 10:30pm UTC

I'd find Life Alert commericals more entertaining
if they played the song 'Let The Bodies Hit The Floor'
nmq/nmf

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CaitlinAtTheDisco*
posted a quote
February 21, 2013 9:31pm UTC

Me: *falls*
Me: *breaks life alert button in process*

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