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  1. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    February 8, 2013 4:45pm EST
    I would be
    an awful parent.
    My kid would say
    “I don’t wanna go to school, I just wanna sleep”
    and I’d probably get in bed with them and say
    “I feel you”

  2. Andreaxoxo Andreaxoxo
    posted a quote
    May 6, 2013 6:00pm EDT
    a lot of my life
    has been realizing that i would
    cross oceans
    for people who wouldn't
    jump puddles for me

  3. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    May 7, 2013 2:46pm EDT
    i just want to go to
    a coffee shop
    on a rainy day and order something nice and warm
    and have an attractive stranger around my age say
    “I’ll have one of those too, please”
    and for them to smile at me and introduce themselves
    and for us to slowly fall in love in a coffee shop
    but instead whenever I go to a coffee shop ,
    I find teenagers taking pictures
    of their orders with their iPhones
    and middle aged women wearing
    yoga pants..

  4. ShortGirlsDoItBetter ShortGirlsDoItBetter
    posted a quote
    March 6, 2013 6:27pm EST
    Too ugly to date attractive people,
    Too attractive to date ugly people.

  5. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    January 28, 2013 4:15pm EST
    If you’ve ever
    tried to fight tears on the bus ride home, and failed.
    If you’ve ever lied about why your eyes were glazed over,
    and you were believed.
    This one’s for you.
    If you’ve ever stopped listening to your favorite band
    because he liked them too.
    If you’ve ever hated a girl you didn’t know
    because he picked her over you.
    This one’s for you.
    If you’ve ever wished you were weak enough to cry in public.
    If you’ve ever constantly hid behind laughter and smiles.
    This one’s for you.
    If you’ve ever bit your lip to stop it from quivering.
    If you’ve ever walked with your eyes planted on the ground.
    This one’s for you.
    If you’ve ever stared into the darkness before sleep,
    trying to avoid the ‘what’s if’s’ and ‘if only’s’.
    If you’ve ever listened to totally different music,
    but ended up thinking about him anyway.
    This one’s for you.
    The girl who doesn’t get the guy.
    The girl who still lives her life to the fullest she can.
    The girl who gets up every day and doesn’t give up.
    This one’s for you,
    because it takes so much to be that strong.

  6. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    February 26, 2013 4:21pm EST
    Is anyone else
    completely terrified
    by the concept that
    you could, someday, meet someone
    who actually genuinely wants to spend
    the rest of their life in love
    with you?

  7. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    May 23, 2013 1:36pm EDT
    do you ever get so annoyed
    at everything
    that you start to get mad at even little things
    like a spoon clinking against a bowl
    or sounds of people talking?

  8. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    April 22, 2013 2:19pm EDT
    Maybe this is what
    the Mayans predicted.
    Not an asteroid or a solar flare,
    but the end of what we are.
    We no longer cherish life,
    or the other people,
    or even the earth or the animals
    or the resources put on it.
    War.
    Genocide.
    Abuse.
    Senseless mass murder.
    Animal cruelty.
    Gluttony.
    Greed.
    And waste.
    Look around you,
    the end of the world is already here...

  9. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    February 7, 2013 4:08pm EST
    Have you ever wondered
    which hurts the most:
    saying something and wishing you had not,
    or saying nothing, and wishing you had?

  10. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    June 17, 2013 1:52pm EDT
    what if
    tattoos just randomly appeared on our skin
    at key points in our lives
    and we had to figure out
    what they meant for ourselves?

  11. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    May 31, 2013 2:16pm EDT
    making a joke
    in front of a ton of people
    and having them all crack up
    is one if the most beautiful feelings
    you’ll ever feel.
    Don’t deny it.

  12. glitter162* glitter162*
    posted a quote
    May 15, 2013 7:20pm EDT
    It's funny how if you get an A
    on a test, your grade goes up like 2 percent, but if you get an F on a test, your grade goes down like the Titanic.

  13. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    March 21, 2013 4:17pm EDT
    Do you ever
    just want to kiss someone so bad
    and you see that person
    and all you can think about is kissing them?

  14. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    May 31, 2013 2:31pm EDT
    we all have that boy
    He’s the boy we try to pretend we aren’t looking for
    as we make our way to class.
    He’s the boy that we lie about
    and claim to not care about anymore.
    He’s the boy that gives you the cliche butterflies,
    complete with the weakness in the knees...

  15. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    June 17, 2013 1:45pm EDT
    it takes 30 seconds
    to type a text message
    that will make her smile
    for hours.

  16. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    June 6, 2013 2:31pm EDT
    let us have a moment of silence
    for those who unknowingly dated and broke up with a future celebrity

  17. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    July 6, 2013 2:58pm EDT
    Honestly,,
    some of the sexiest things about a guy
    is the way his voice sounds when he’s tired,
    the smirk of satisfactory he gets on his face
    when he knows he’s done something good,
    and the protective instincts he has
    when it comes to his girl.

  18. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    March 3, 2013 4:13pm EST
    An arrow
    can be shot only by pulling it backward.
    So when life is dragging you back with difficulties,
    it means that it’s going to launch you into something great.

  19. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    March 25, 2013 4:09pm EDT
    Have you ever
    just stopped and realized that
    if you hadn’t met a certain person in your life,
    your life would be completely different?

  20. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    April 15, 2013 3:02pm EDT
    the worst feeling
    is when you’re close to someone
    but they have someone who they will always like
    more than they like you

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