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  1. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
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    August 28, 2021 1:05pm UTC
    Life: a crime scene and its own evidence bag.

  2. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
    posted a quote
    August 21, 2021 5:58am UTC
    Your territory marks you.

  3. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
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    August 21, 2021 5:57am UTC
    Eighty percent of success is showing up. The other twenty percent is giving the wrong address to the competition.

  4. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
    posted a quote
    July 31, 2021 2:03pm UTC
    The acorn doesn't fall far from the tree. And usually I don't either.

  5. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
    posted a quote
    July 17, 2021 7:05pm UTC
    'Biological' – the original oxymoron.

  6. scrappy scrappy
    posted a quote
    July 17, 2021 4:17pm UTC
    It got bad enough again.

  7. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
    posted a quote
    June 12, 2021 3:32pm UTC
    The map is not the territory. The territory contains way more errors.

  8. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
    posted a quote
    May 15, 2021 3:25pm UTC
    Nothing to be here, move along.

  9. TBIMauritius TBIMauritius
    posted a quote
    May 5, 2021 3:00pm UTC
    Life is a Blessing

  10. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
    posted a quote
    May 1, 2021 12:53pm UTC
    Carpe diem ante capit vos. (Seize the day before it seizes you.)

  11. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
    posted a quote
    April 10, 2021 3:53am UTC
    What begoes around becomes around

  12. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
    posted a quote
    March 27, 2021 5:55am UTC
    Actually, I was kind of hoping this is my past life.

  13. Loner_in_Lalaland Loner_in_Lalaland
    posted a quote
    March 17, 2021 3:32pm UTC
    I forgot about this website totally!
    but I am back after 4-5years ᕙ( • ‿ • )ᕗ
    damn I can't believe I actually recovered this account :)

  14. logonutility logonutility
    posted a quote
    March 13, 2021 6:37am UTC
    “All of life is peaks and valleys. Don’t let the peaks get too high and the valleys too low.” —John Wooden

  15. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
    posted a quote
    January 30, 2021 3:18pm UTC
    By and large, it's better to be far and small.

  16. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
    posted a quote
    January 16, 2021 6:59pm UTC
    Note to self: Next time, gird my loins before coming to the office.

  17. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
    posted a quote
    January 16, 2021 6:58pm UTC
    Happy wife, happy life. Unhappy mother-in-law, happy wife.

  18. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
    posted a quote
    January 16, 2021 6:57pm UTC
    Life's a pitch, then you spy.

  19. scrappy scrappy
    posted a quote
    November 21, 2020 10:41pm UTC
    If I were to disappear and stop talking to everyone, no one would even notice. I don't get phone calls or texts from anyone. People tell me they'll call me and they never do. Even if it's just "right after we get back from lunch". I get forgotten about easily I guess. I know that I'm just one person in the entire world... one tiny speck in the entire universe, but why do I feel like I have to wander through it alone? Why doesn't someone think about me and send me messages or even memes just to tell me they were thinking about me? When someone I think is a friend is having a rough time, I ALWAYS reach out.. no matter what and try to support them any way I can. I try to make sure they know that I'm always here if they wanna talk or do whatever to get their minds off of whatever is bothering them. And when I do, they always tell me they care about me too and that they will be there for me too, but they don't. They don't reach out. They don't text just to say hi. Why don't they check in on me? I just don't understand why I've been cursed. Cursed to love, cherish, and have empathy for everyone around me, yet I'm not even a blip on anyone's radar. Am I too weird? Am I mean? Do I say the wrong things? Am I too ugly or fat? Like, I just don't understand. I really don't understand why I always feel so alone. I try and try to make friends. I try to be someone's friend. It just never works out, and at this point.. it's been so long I'm not sure it ever will work out for me. I'm not going to hurt myself; I don't have the urge to. I just want to understand. I want to see me through someone else's eyes. I want to know what is so bland and so transparent about me that I am invisibile to basically the entire world. I just want to be found.. by a group of people who check in on me, care about me, and let me know they're thinking of me. A group of people that I can actually call friends.

  20. scrappy scrappy
    posted a quote
    November 15, 2020 6:03pm UTC
    What is the point of my existence?No one can stand to be around me.I alienate myself for other people’s happiness.Even at the expense of my own.Makes me wonder if I was justbetter off never being born.

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