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  1. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    August 14, 2013 2:17pm UTC
    Biggest lie told in schools: Bullying will not be tolerated.

  2. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    March 27, 2013 3:20pm UTC
    The most painful thing to see
    is someone pretending that they’re okay,
    when you actually know that they aren’t.
    It like you can always see so much pain in them
    and when you just try to ignore them,
    you get to feel what they actually are experiencing
    in that moment.
    The moment you realize,
    you’re suffering more.

  3. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    February 14, 2013 4:18pm UTC
    I hate being alone.
    I admit it.
    I’m clingy and constantly crave the attention
    of those who seem so well off and perfect.
    It’s terrible because we really shouldn’t depend
    on anybody but ourselves.
    I put up such a strong facade,
    nobody would believe I could ever be sad or alone.
    I’ve worked hard to achieve that status
    and even harder to keep reassuring people it’s real.
    But sometimes I wish everyone would know.
    I am not perfect.
    Not even close.
    I feel like a nobody most of the time.
    And the only thing worse than being alone
    is feeling alone
    with everybody beside you.

  4. elephants_are_cool* elephants_are_cool*
    posted a quote
    October 28, 2013 2:46pm UTC
    exit the womb they said
    life will be great they said

  5. xForeverLovedx xForeverLovedx
    posted a quote
    February 2, 2013 6:13pm UTC
    More Than Friends
    c h a p t e r / / eleven
    Cole's POV
    "Did he give it to you?" Mike, one of the seniors, ask.
    "No, he said he didn't have any." I grunt.
    I was acting like I cared, I was actually happy we weren't getting any.
    I didn't like smoking because when my older brother used to do it, he went insane, and always abused me.
    I only do it because the guys probably wouldn't like me.
    "Don't worry my friends, I've got some." My friend Ricky says, waving a bag full of pot in front of our faces.
    "Yes, thank god!" Another senior named, Darin, yells.
    My phone vibrates and I thank my mom for saying I needed to come home.
    "Crap, I've got to go home, my mom text me." I show them the message.
    They all sigh but then walk off to go get high like they do every day.
    When I enter my house my mom is nowhere to be seen.
    "Mom?" I call out.
    "Cole!" My mom says, walking downstairs. "Good you're home."
    "What did you need?" I ask.
    "I'm flying to Colorado to see your grandmother, she's very ill. Will you be okay here alone for a few days?"
    "Yeah, tell grandma I love her."
    My mom nods her head, grabs her bags, and then walks out the door.
    I can't believe my grandmother is ill, she never gets sick.
    I decide to text Amy and this is how our conversation went:
    Me: Amy, please text me back.
    Amy: What do you want, Cole?
    Me: I'm sorry, I need to understand that Carson is just your best friend.
    Amy: Obviously, Cole. And Kenny already told me you asked for pot, so don't text me.
    Me: I didn't do any. It was for the guys and I'm at home anyway. I promise.
    Amy: You break promises.
    Me: I'll treat you better this time Amy, I need you in my life. Please, be my girlfriend again?
    Amy: You'll just keep lying to me.
    Me: Amy, I won't. I need you and I realize this now.
    Crap, I realize this now. Why did I say that?
    Amy: Should've realized it awhile ago
    Me: What I meant was I realize that you'll actually leave me and well, I can't deal with that.
    10 minutes later, Amy finally replies.
    Amy: This is your last chance, boyfriend.
    NOTE: Alright whose POV next? Pick anyone. And please comment ONE name.

  6. xForeverLovedx xForeverLovedx
    posted a quote
    January 31, 2013 6:15pm UTC
    More Than Friends
    c h a p t e r / / t e n
    Kenny's POV
    "Hey, Kenny!" I hear someone yell my name.
    I was currently walking home from Mitch's house.
    We played Black Ops 2 for most of the day.
    I turn around to see Cole quickly putting a cigarette out, as if I didn't see him.
    "What do you want, Cole?"
    Honestly, I didn't like Cole. He lies to Amy too much.
    "Amy and I broke up. Do you..have any pot?"
    "Cole, really? You aren't into that stuff."
    "Me and the guys want it." Cole smirks.
    "I don't have any."
    Cole glares at me. "Whatever, and oh yeah, Kenny? Stop telling Amy everything. Learn how to lie."
    "Sorry, bro. I'm not you." I smirk before turning around and heading towards my house.
    People know me as the honest guy.
    But people don't know that much stuff about me at all.
    Not even Mitch or Carson.
    Something people don't know is that I was adopted, and when I found out I became diganosed with severe depression. Ever since, I've been into heavy drugs.
    Sometimes I wonder how people never realize it.
    To everyone I'm this happy, honest guy.
    I'm really a broken guy.
    I really don't want people to know about my past, so I fake everything.
    I don't lie to people because I've been lied to practially my whole life.
    Another thing probably bad for me is that, I think Amy is the most beautiful girl in the world.
    Carson loves her though.
    I don't think I'd ever try to get with her.
    I mean sure she's beautiful, but there's plenty of girls out there for me.
    And no one loves Amy more than Carson.
    NOTE: I picked Kenny and next is Cole! So, this chapter was boring but since you all wanted to know about the mysterious Kenny, here's his past :D

  7. Fecondo75 Fecondo75
    posted a quote
    March 7, 2013 10:23pm UTC
    Just because someone flirts with you, doesn't mean they like you.
    Just because someone likes you, doesn't mean they want to date you.
    Just because someone wants to date you, doesn't mean they love you.
    Just because someone loves you, doesn't mean they won't hurt you.
    Because people lie; things change.
    Boyfriends cheat, best friends ditch.
    And there will always be those people that would kill to see you fall.

  8. notyouraverageteenagegirl notyouraverageteenagegirl
    posted a quote
    February 22, 2013 5:23pm UTC
    i miss the days
    when the only thing i had to worry about was being the
    "line leader"...
    format credit: notyouraverageteenagegirl

  9. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    October 15, 2013 2:06pm UTC
    true embarrassment lies within your first email address

  10. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    July 2, 2013 9:33pm UTC
    the first ten lies they tell you in high school
    1) we are here to help you
    2) you will have time to get to your class before the bell rings
    3) the dress code will be enforced
    4) no smoking is allowed on school grounds
    5) our football team will win the championship this year
    6) we expect more of you here
    7) guidance counselors are always available to listen
    8) your schedule was created with you in mind
    9) your locker combination is private
    10) these will be the years you look back on fondly
    ten more lies they tell you in high school
    1) you will use algebra in your adult lives
    2) driving to school is a privelege that can be taken away
    3) students must stay on campus during lunch
    4) the new text books will arrive any day now
    5) colleges care more about you than your SAT scores
    6) we are enforcing the dress code
    7) we will figure out how to turn off the heat soon
    8) our busdrivers are highly trained professionals
    9) there is nothing wrong with summer school
    10) we want to year what you have to say

  11. FriendZoned FriendZoned
    posted a quote
    June 26, 2014 9:30pm UTC
    You promised.
    You lied.

  12. Travis Allred* Travis Allred*
    posted a quote
    April 27, 2013 10:31am UTC
    Dear People,
    If you say "I'll love you forever"
    First thing comes into my mind is
    You are such a big liar
    For example:
    If you take me to One Direction Concert
    I'll love you forever.
    Like no.

  13. Becca315 Becca315
    posted a quote
    July 24, 2013 12:20am UTC
    I hate how girls in tampon commercials are always swimming or running through fields of flowers.
    No. Go home, eat chocolate, have many cramps, watch sappy, romantic movies, and gain 5 pounds...
    You must suffer like I do.

  14. CaitlinAtTheDisco* CaitlinAtTheDisco*
    posted a quote
    September 18, 2013 3:20pm UTC
    Teacher: This class is going to be so fun! We're going to become a small family!
    Me: Lies.

  15. CaitlinAtTheDisco* CaitlinAtTheDisco*
    posted a quote
    March 20, 2013 5:26pm UTC
    Me: *reads fact online*
    Fact: Girls are the cleaner gender
    Me: *bursts out laughing*
    Me: *falls onto the floor*
    Me: *cradles stomach*
    Me: *sobs from laughter*

  16. Breeze Breeze
    posted a quote
    November 27, 2013 6:29pm UTC
    i'D RaTHeR STaRVe
    than eat your pretty little lies
    Format by Breeze

  17. flyingbacon7 flyingbacon7
    posted a quote
    February 2, 2013 4:33pm UTC
    You are beautiful in everyones eyes
    except your own

  18. Delicate* Delicate*
    posted a quote
    November 20, 2013 1:53pm UTC
    I'm so sick of pretending,
    to be a solid concrete wall, when I'm a pane of glass about to fall.

  19. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    August 6, 2013 2:51pm UTC
    SNOW WHITE - now before I begin writing about Snow White, let’s put this into context, shall we? Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs came out in the 1930s. THE NINETEEN THIRTIES. You think there were a whole lot of strong females running around in movies from this era? There weren’t. Women had only even had the right to vote in national elections for 17 years. Its a movie based on a fairytale written centuries ago. OF COURSE IT IS NOT GOING TO FEATURE A PARTICULARLY STRONG FEMALE CHARACTER. Now, let’s also keep in mind that Snow White is 14. Basically a child. And when her stepmother tried to KILL HER, she ran off into the forest and survived long enough to find a place to stay and people to support her. In fact, she does more to support the d.warfs than they do to help her. Yes, she is saved by her beauty, but let’s keep in mind that she met the prince before she “died" and so he isn’t only judging her by her face.

  20. JustAnotherWittyGuy18 JustAnotherWittyGuy18
    posted a quote
    March 26, 2013 3:07pm UTC
    Don't tell me
    "It gets better"
    When it only gets worse


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