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  1. SalemSoto SalemSoto
    posted a quote
    September 9, 2013 8:13pm UTC
    HOW COULD YOU JUST LI E TO
    M E ? I T H O U G H T Y O U'D D I E F O R M E.


  2. posted a quote
    July 19, 2013 8:53pm UTC
    The worse things in life.
    Pouring cereal only to find out you don't have milk.
    Wanting a sandwich only to find out there's no bread.
    Craving ramen noodles to find out there's none left.
    Planning to wear a certain shirt with certain pants to find out the pants are dirty.
    Getting excited for plans only to find out your friend is busy.
    Getting ready to go to the beach, checks the weather, thunderstorming.
    The best things in life.
    A full fridge.
    A good book.
    Your favorite TV show being on tv.
    Food.

  3. Travis Allred* Travis Allred*
    posted a quote
    December 12, 2013 1:14pm UTC
    Rejection doesnt hurt,
    Expectation does.
    Lies dont kill,
    Denial does.
    Forgetting doesnt heal,
    Forgiveness does.
    Format Credit: USMarineCorps2013

  4. RingoStar RingoStar
    posted a quote
    March 12, 2013 8:26am UTC
    BravoSierra's format
    Never trust an atom,
    They make up everything.

  5. TellitTotheFrogs* TellitTotheFrogs*
    posted a quote
    December 9, 2013 5:28pm UTC
    “Better to be slapped with the truth than kissed with a lie.”
    ―Russian Proverb

  6. MaddyWaddy MaddyWaddy
    posted a quote
    February 2, 2014 12:09pm UTC
    I start to
    Believe in my own lies,
    like everything will
    be okay.

  7. capsized* capsized*
    posted a quote
    January 17, 2014 3:11pm UTC
    i just ate some delicious ravioli.
    no i didnt.
    do u see how easily lies can be spread on the internet?

  8. JustAnotherWittyGuy18 JustAnotherWittyGuy18
    posted a quote
    July 1, 2013 4:25pm UTC
    LIES
    LIES
    LIES
    LIES
    LIES
    LIES
    LIES
    LIES
    LIES
    LIES

  9. Chris* Chris*
    posted a quote
    August 26, 2013 10:00am UTC
    DON'T SAY IT
    UNLESS YOU
    MEAN IT.

  10. gab* gab*
    posted a quote
    May 14, 2013 6:45pm UTC
    you're never gonna love me,
    SO WHAT'S THE USE?

  11. gab* gab*
    posted a quote
    October 17, 2013 7:32pm UTC
    ░░░░░░░░░
    you're too proud to say that you've
    made a mistake, you're a coward to the end.

  12. SalemSoto SalemSoto
    posted a quote
    May 19, 2013 6:41pm UTC
    A lie is just a great story
    (that someone ruined with the truth.)

  13. Onism* Onism*
    posted a quote
    February 18, 2013 4:50pm UTC
    So I used this shampoo and my hair didn't turn 'luxuriously soft and smooth with the sweet scent of the kaiuskdoohwooahhaa fruit from the far cornera of the earth'.
    My life has been a lie.

  14. JustAnotherWittyGuy18 JustAnotherWittyGuy18
    posted a quote
    April 7, 2013 9:44pm UTC
    I'm going to go cut my sorrows into my skin,
    My secrets into my flesh,
    Your lies into my bones,
    Our future into my death.
    My quote

  15. Delicate* Delicate*
    posted a quote
    January 20, 2014 10:47am UTC
    You told me to tell a funny joke,
    so I said, "Our friendship."

  16. kissofdeathx_x kissofdeathx_x
    posted a quote
    May 19, 2013 3:11pm UTC
    Drama, lies, tears,
    cheers to the teenage years ♥
    nmf

  17. ScaredToDeath ScaredToDeath
    posted a quote
    July 17, 2013 9:51pm UTC
    Love Lies
    Prologue
    She sat on the edge of her bed, a calander across her lap. Only ten more days before her boyfriend came home. Nick was a sweet guy, protective and funny. He was an A+ student. He would be picked on by the jocks, if it weren't for the fact he was a jock. He was the center forward for the Varsity soccer team, and had led them to several victories this past season. He was part of a foreign exchange program, but got permission to leave late in order to play soccer for his hometown. He'd been gone for 3 months now, but in 10 days, she'd be back in his arms. Her alarm began beeping and she realized if she didn't get ready she'd be late for school. She was also an A+ student, honors classes and right defense on the girls JV soccer team. She was second string of course, but she was there and she played hard. She stood in front of her triple mirror vanity and brushed her brown hair until it was straight. It wasn't hard, her shoulder length hair was naturally straight. She had blonde highlights, and red dip-dyed tips in the back. It cascaded down her back, and pulled it to a high ponytail. Pulling on jean shorts, a crop-top tank that tied in the front country style, and brown combat boots that went to her mid-calf, she walked to the bathroom to cake her face with fake beauty. She applied foundation to make her lighter. Most people wanted to look more tan, but she was too tan. Next she smothered her lashes in 3 different brands of mascara, and outlined the bottom eyelids with brown eye liner. A smudge of gray eye shadow and some pink lip gloss and she was out the door. Skipping breakfast, because hey, a girl needs too look perfect, she grabbed her car keys and left the house. Sliding into the front seat of a sleek silver car, she drove to pick up her friend Grace. "Gracieeeee do you have money? Cuz this b//tch needs coffee," she whined, an annoying squealish sound filling the car. "I'll buy you a large caramel latte with extra whip if you promise to never make that sound again," Grace said. "Make it fat free and you got a deal," she said. "Oh my God, Bridgette, you're so thin, why do you insist on dieting like this?" Grace replied. Bridgette made the annoying squeal again. "OKAY!" Grace laughed. "Fat free it is" she said as they pulled into McDonalds drive through. They got coffees and rode off to school. "Nick comes home soon, doesn't he?" Grace asked. "Yeah," Bridgette smiled, "10 days and he's all mine. I have plans for that boy. I've been waiting 3 months. He's mine," she finished. Grace just laughed, an awkward, nervous laugh. She knew all too well where this was headed. Ten days is too long for Bridgette. This was going to get ugly, and quick.
    Okay, hi. I guess I'm trying something new here. I haven't seen a story like what I'm planning on making happen in this one yet on Witty, but I've seen better ones. Read please I guess? I just want feedback. Even if you only read a chapter, and tell me it sucks and my grammar sucks and I need better word choice. I don't care. I want feedback. Follow if you like it, I guess. I'll do notifs if anyone actually wants to read this.... :/ (My bio explains my feelings on my writing if it isn't obvious enough)

  18. funnygirl2 funnygirl2
    posted a quote
    February 11, 2013 11:54pm UTC
    Most Common Lies:
    -I won't laugh, I promise.
    -Your table will be ready in a few minutes.
    -I'm just kidding.
    -I never got your text.
    -I have read and agreed to the terms and conditions.
    -You will need to know this later in life.
    -I'm fine.
    -No, I'm ok, I'm just tired.
    -Okay, just one more episode.
    -I'm on my way.
    -Sorry my parents said no.
    -You use algebra all the time in real life.
    lol.

  19. Soldierbyheart Soldierbyheart
    posted a quote
    March 30, 2013 5:33pm UTC
    "That Night,"
    3 weeks ago, all started when my mother and I had found ourselves in yet another huge blown-out argument like the ones we got in almost everyday. That night when all I heard waas my mother screaming " I want that f*cking c*nt out of my house and I want her out of my house now." and all I could feel was the numbness in my head where she had thrown the phone and it had struck me. That night I locked myself in my bedroom hearing the screaming, and the medicene in my hand hadn't looked the same as it once did. That night I said " I'm done trying, I give up, I've surrendered, you've won, you've got me down on my knees, kick me while I'm down." And then I took 52 tylenol. That night on the way to the hospital my vision was black yet my eyes were open. voices were a blur, I felt as if there was puke in my throat, I was so dizzy I couldn't stand, my head was pounding, and I couldn't think along with my arms and legs shaking uncontrollably. That night was the first of 3 nights spent in the E.R with 2 collapsed veins, 36 needles in my arms, adn blood drawn every 3 hours. That night I prayed I would stop breathing. That night was the first of 2 nights I wasn't allowed to eat or drink. That night lead to my stepfather asking my if I wanted him to buy me another bottle of tylenol to eat when I replied I was hungry. That night lead to 5 nights on suicide watch in the BSU. That night lead to dirty looks and whisphers and mumbles in the hallways. That night I had given up hope, but not all hope, because I still had hope that they hadn't given up hope of me for what I had done that night.

  20. ladybu272 ladybu272
    posted a quote
    December 2, 2013 5:24pm UTC
    Exit the womb they said
    Life will be great they said

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