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  1. musicure musicure
    posted a quote
    June 24, 2016 3:42pm UTC
    take me down to the paradise city
    where the grass is green and
    the girls are pretty

  2. Dishonored* Dishonored*
    posted a quote
    January 29, 2016 6:29pm UTC
    I would describe my body type as pizza slice. like my legs and butt are perfect. but then everything just all all of a sudden gets 5 times bigger. I don't like it. lmao.

  3. Herown Herown
    posted a quote
    May 6, 2015 11:32pm UTC
    Would you rather fly or dive?
    To runaway from all your problems
    Or drown the source of them
    To escape this mayhem
    Or wreck havoic on
    Your demons
    The night is long
    But the water is cold
    Could you give up your hands
    For a pair of wings
    Or would you trade in
    Your lungs for a new fin
    This land has caught on fire
    Nothing else remains
    Will you fly away with the clouds
    Or swim out with the sea

  4. RenieTG RenieTG
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2014 10:13am UTC
    Should you shave your legs?
    Ι
    Ι
    Ι
    is it winter?----------Yes----------------Long pants!
    I
    No
    I
    Is is too hot for leggins?------------No------------Stay hairy my friend!
    I
    Yes
    I
    Do you own a maxi skirt?--------Yes----------Put down the razor.
    I
    No
    I
    Are you leaving the house today?----No--Are you having people over?--No--Stumble time!
    I I
    I Yes
    I I
    I People you want to impress---No--Hairy legs and pyjamas!
    I I
    I Yes
    I I
    I If they don't like your hairy legs they're not really your friends.
    Yes
    I
    I
    Do you care if people see your hairy legs?--No--hen why did you even go through thisflow chart?
    I
    Yes
    I
    Go ahead and shave if you think your legs are that special!

  5. Crazy girl* Crazy girl*
    posted a quote
    May 31, 2014 12:24pm UTC
    That awkward moment Luke Hemmings has better legs than you...well he definitley has better legs than me!:o

  6. Michelle Parker * Michelle Parker *
    posted a quote
    May 15, 2014 12:31pm UTC
    Taylor Caniff has better legs than me, how is that even possible

  7. Carla Crahan.* Carla Crahan.*
    posted a quote
    April 23, 2014 6:04pm UTC
    Dear shaving comercials:
    Stop shaving hairless legs, if you want to impress, please shave a gorilla

  8. MadiCakes MadiCakes
    posted a quote
    March 12, 2014 7:02pm UTC
    DOES THE DRESS IM WEARING IN MY PROFILE MAKE MY LEGS LOOK BIG? IM WEARING IT TO BE IN MY COUSINS WEDDING , SO TELL THE TRUTH. HARSH OR NOT.

  9. KayleighJean KayleighJean
    posted a quote
    February 8, 2014 11:09pm UTC
    I literally go around and force everyone to feel my legs
    after I shave them.

  10. appleloop* appleloop*
    posted a quote
    February 6, 2014 9:48pm UTC
    When I Touch You
    When I touch you...
    There’s starlight in your eyes
    I hear the music in your sighs
    When I touch you...
    There’s a tingle in the air
    My fingers brushing through your hair
    Moments pause and time stands still
    Moving close is such a thrill
    Let me drink you till my fill
    You’re my drug my magic pill
    When I touch you...
    You curl up closer in my space
    I kiss those worries off your face
    When I touch you...
    Tracing map lines on your skin
    I like the way you glow within
    You can read me like your books
    Resting cheeks on shoulder crooks
    Seeking treasures in all your nooks
    Dreamy eyes and knowing looks
    When I touch you...
    Whispers keep those lips apart
    I feel the thudding of your heart
    When I touch you...
    Mingling legs and twisted sheets
    Love the way your body greets
    Moonlit waves lap at the shore
    I feel an earthquake in our core
    Shaking knocking heaven’s door
    Something tells me there is more
    When I touch you...
    There’s starlight in your eyes
    I hear the music in your sighs
    When I touch you....
    When I touch you...
    ©Mohan Kumar 2013

  11. capsized* capsized*
    posted a quote
    November 14, 2013 7:33pm UTC
    “i want to wear shorts because it’s hot but i really hate my legs” an autobiography
    “I want to wear shorts but i didnt shave” the sequel.
    “I want to wear shorts but I don’t tan and I’d rather not blind you” The trilogy
    “I want to wear shorts but my huge dïck always sticks out” a pop-up book
    a pop-up book

  12. DunGoofed DunGoofed
    posted a quote
    November 7, 2013 7:38am UTC
    In gym I was doing kartwheels and then landing in splits. So the last time I did it before the bell rang, I landed in the slpit way too hard and now it hurts to walk... ._.

  13. mtndewhm* mtndewhm*
    posted a quote
    November 1, 2013 9:35pm UTC
    Alex Gakarths legs are the best legs

  14. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    October 21, 2013 2:16pm UTC
    can boys like stop having skinner legs than me

  15. Chris* Chris*
    posted a quote
    September 8, 2013 7:41pm UTC
    Today, we went to a Dunkin Donuts, and my friend Katie's friend (named Sammie) was behind the register. I'd met him once before and we talked for like 20 minutes about how I call myself Chris and he complimented my jeans. Today, after Katie took her order, he asked me what I wanted and I said nothing. He said "Come on, I'll give it to you for free" and Katie told him I didn't drink coffee. He said "Oh, you're a healthy girl? Healthy girls have long legs." And Katie asked how he knew that, and he said "Last time, I couldn't stop staring at her jeans." Now, I may be looking way too far into this, but I think a cute Asian boy openly admitted to checking me out.

  16. 98angelblue* 98angelblue*
    posted a quote
    August 26, 2013 6:11pm UTC
    Me: *has leg hair that's 3/100000000000 of a centimeter long*
    Me: OMG IT'S LIKE THE AMAZON

  17. AnaCastro196 AnaCastro196
    posted a quote
    August 18, 2013 11:56pm UTC
    I hate shaving my legs
    but i love having shaved legs

  18. CrazyChrista CrazyChrista
    posted a quote
    August 13, 2013 10:29am UTC
    Men are Born between women's legs and
    spend the rest of their life
    trying to get back between them
    .... Why?
    Because there is no place like
    Home!

  19. iambubbles iambubbles
    posted a quote
    August 13, 2013 1:02am UTC
    Dear razor commercials,
    I will not be impressed when you shave hairless legs.
    Want me to buy the razor? Shave a Gorilla

  20. absent * absent *
    posted a quote
    July 29, 2013 5:29pm UTC
    Forgetting to shave your legs then getting changed for P.E class and it resembles the return of the great wooly mammoth.
    Story of my life.

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