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Best Legit Quotes This Year

  1. CharliesTheName CharliesTheName
    posted a quote
    October 20, 2013 6:12pm UTC
    Sticks and stones
    may break my bones
    but words are
    merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning and isolation and as such could never directly produce the four thousand Newtons of force per square centimeter required to break bones.

  2. Christa133 Christa133
    posted a quote
    March 1, 2013 5:16pm UTC
    I feel like Mr.Moesby
    I'm surrounded by hooligans

  3. capsized* capsized*
    posted a quote
    March 1, 2014 8:40pm UTC
    todays top quote has 33 faves...
    DOES ANYONE ELSE SEE SOMETHING WRONG WITH THIS?!

  4. Bec* Bec*
    posted a quote
    October 6, 2013 4:16am UTC
    Archaeologist: A person whose career lies in ruins.

  5. mtndewhm* mtndewhm*
    posted a quote
    September 6, 2013 9:34pm UTC
    In my school we have a guy who wears crocs on a daily baisis, and a girl who legit wore Blood On The Dance Floor merch yesterday.
    And you think you go to school with idiots.

  6. roseth0rn roseth0rn
    posted a quote
    February 17, 2013 8:44pm UTC
    I was born on National Sandwich Day.
    SEEMS LEGIT

  7. capsized* capsized*
    posted a quote
    March 24, 2014 1:38am UTC
    exercising would be so much more rewarding if calories screamed when you burned them

  8. notyouraverageteenagegirl notyouraverageteenagegirl
    posted a quote
    February 26, 2013 7:06pm UTC
    always
    have
    *HOPE*
    format credit: notyouraverageteenagegirl

  9. sophsunflower12 sophsunflower12
    posted a quote
    July 11, 2013 4:42pm UTC
    i don't care if my walls are completely covered
    by posters--there is ALWAYS room for one more.

  10. DeathOfASon DeathOfASon
    posted a quote
    June 29, 2013 4:42pm UTC
    boys are like those tiny knots in your hair
    that are too tiny to brush out so u have to take it apart with your fingers.

  11. capsized* capsized*
    posted a quote
    March 21, 2014 1:07pm UTC
    I wonder if teachers ever realise that some of the students sitting in their class have serious mental illnesses and are collapsing under the pressure they put on them.

  12. goawayanthony* goawayanthony*
    posted a quote
    August 20, 2013 8:09pm UTC
    I don't understand the logic
    of why people write "lol" after "hahahaha"

  13. capsized* capsized*
    posted a quote
    March 1, 2014 8:33pm UTC
    i have two moods fúck you and whats for dinner

  14. Vinita* Vinita*
    posted a quote
    February 24, 2014 10:37pm UTC
    That pathetic moment when you follow yourself on Witty. . .

  15. *silvergirl* *silvergirl*
    posted a quote
    August 1, 2013 12:34am UTC
    If I was pretty
    would I matter?

  16. notyouraverageteenagegirl notyouraverageteenagegirl
    posted a quote
    August 12, 2013 12:13pm UTC
    please don't use
    big words if you don't
    know what they mean.
    format credit: notyouraverageteenagegirl

  17. *Tori Leigh* *Tori Leigh*
    posted a quote
    January 21, 2014 3:26pm UTC
    legitimate exchanging of words in my biology class today
    me: *laughing at previous joke* i love life
    guy who sits in front of me: but do u like nutella

  18. capsized* capsized*
    posted a quote
    March 21, 2014 1:05pm UTC
    uh
    how do i get skinny by tomorrow

  19. Christa133 Christa133
    posted a quote
    February 28, 2013 6:48pm UTC
    So my cousin got married and after about three days said she didn't wanna be married anymore..
    So I said: Don't pull a Kim Kardashian on me!

  20. BehindEachSmile BehindEachSmile
    posted a quote
    September 25, 2013 6:06pm UTC
    What I look for in a guy
    Smart
    Funny
    Not a fictional character
    Nice

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