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Alexandra❤️*
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April 27, 2015 2:49am UTC

•When I was 8 I didn't open a wardrobe into Narnia. •When I was 11 I didn't get my letter to Hogwarts. •When I was 12 my satyr didn't come to take me to Camp Half-Blood. Gandolf, I'm waiting on you to take me on an exciting adventure when I'm old.

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Gpc11
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February 9, 2015 2:11pm UTC

Why unicorns are dead. http://youtu.be/1yD7NC2Urdw

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Gpc11
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October 11, 2014 12:57am UTC

If you don't curse while driving then you're not paying attention to the road at all...

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Nikki Sixx*
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September 10, 2014 2:39pm UTC

I'M ON STEVE'S PROFILE!!!! IT'S LEGIT!BubblesCuddlesNicole:D

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Gal_in_Wonderland
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July 30, 2014 2:03pm UTC

I'm too young to have a mid-life crisis.....is this an "early-life crisis"?

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TheVagabond
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June 30, 2014 11:13am UTC

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cocopuffs
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April 25, 2014 8:41pm UTC

I hate when I put food in the microwave & it starts making explosive noises so I check and it’s cold like why you gotta play me like that

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capsized*
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March 24, 2014 1:38am UTC

exercising would be so much more rewarding if calories screamed when you burned them

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capsized*
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March 21, 2014 1:07pm UTC

I wonder if teachers ever realise that some of the students sitting in their class have serious mental illnesses and are collapsing under the pressure they put on them.

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capsized*
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March 21, 2014 1:05pm UTC

uh
how do i get skinny by tomorrow

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Gpc11
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March 4, 2014 2:53pm UTC

10% of all car thieves are left handed. All polar bears are left handed. So..there is a 10% chance a polar bear stole your car.

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capsized*
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March 1, 2014 8:40pm UTC

todays top quote has 33 faves...
DOES ANYONE ELSE SEE SOMETHING WRONG WITH THIS?!

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capsized*
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March 1, 2014 8:33pm UTC

i have two moods fúck you and whats for dinner

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Vinita*
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February 24, 2014 10:37pm UTC

That pathetic moment when you follow yourself on Witty. . .

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*Tori Leigh*
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January 21, 2014 3:26pm UTC

legitimate exchanging of words in my biology class today
me: *laughing at previous joke* i love life
guy who sits in front of me: but do u like nutella

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BasilTactics
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January 20, 2014 10:41pm UTC

I'm as lazy as a teenage girl who can't even finish her own similes.

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livelovelaughskate
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January 12, 2014 11:42am UTC

When I'm driving and I sneeze,
I'm afraid that in the half a second
that my eyes are closed
there's gunna be 1000 cars
in front of me and I'm gunna
get in an accident and die
Sneezing and Driving is Dangerous!

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Roya*
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November 4, 2013 10:52pm UTC

Legit.

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CharliesTheName
posted a quote
October 20, 2013 6:12pm UTC

Sticks and stones
may break my bones
but words are
merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning and isolation and as such could never directly produce the four thousand Newtons of force per square centimeter required to break bones.

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Bec*
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October 6, 2013 4:16am UTC

Archaeologist: A person whose career lies in ruins.

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