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  1. Alexandra❤️* Alexandra❤️*
    posted a quote
    April 27, 2015 2:49am UTC
    •When I was 8 I didn't open a wardrobe into Narnia. •When I was 11 I didn't get my letter to Hogwarts. •When I was 12 my satyr didn't come to take me to Camp Half-Blood. Gandolf, I'm waiting on you to take me on an exciting adventure when I'm old.

  2. Gpc11 Gpc11
    posted a quote
    February 9, 2015 2:11pm UTC
    Why unicorns are dead. http://youtu.be/1yD7NC2Urdw

  3. Gpc11 Gpc11
    posted a quote
    October 11, 2014 12:57am UTC
    If you don't curse while driving then you're not paying attention to the road at all...

  4. Nikki Sixx* Nikki Sixx*
    posted a quote
    September 10, 2014 2:39pm UTC
    I'M ON STEVE'S PROFILE!!!! IT'S LEGIT!BubblesCuddlesNicole:D

  5. Gal_in_Wonderland Gal_in_Wonderland
    posted a quote
    July 30, 2014 2:03pm UTC
    I'm too young to have a mid-life crisis.....is this an "early-life crisis"?

  6. TheVagabond TheVagabond
    posted a quote
    June 30, 2014 11:13am UTC
    I just found the easiest and most effective way anyone can make money at home FOR FREE.
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  7. cocopuffs cocopuffs
    posted a quote
    April 25, 2014 8:41pm UTC
    I hate when I put food in the microwave & it starts making explosive noises so I check and it’s cold like why you gotta play me like that

  8. capsized* capsized*
    posted a quote
    March 24, 2014 1:38am UTC
    exercising would be so much more rewarding if calories screamed when you burned them

  9. capsized* capsized*
    posted a quote
    March 21, 2014 1:07pm UTC
    I wonder if teachers ever realise that some of the students sitting in their class have serious mental illnesses and are collapsing under the pressure they put on them.

  10. capsized* capsized*
    posted a quote
    March 21, 2014 1:05pm UTC
    how do i get skinny by tomorrow

  11. Gpc11 Gpc11
    posted a quote
    March 4, 2014 2:53pm UTC
    10% of all car thieves are left handed. All polar bears are left handed. So..there is a 10% chance a polar bear stole your car.

  12. capsized* capsized*
    posted a quote
    March 1, 2014 8:40pm UTC
    todays top quote has 33 faves...

  13. capsized* capsized*
    posted a quote
    March 1, 2014 8:33pm UTC
    i have two moods fúck you and whats for dinner

  14. Vinita* Vinita*
    posted a quote
    February 24, 2014 10:37pm UTC
    That pathetic moment when you follow yourself on Witty. . .

  15. *Tori Leigh* *Tori Leigh*
    posted a quote
    January 21, 2014 3:26pm UTC
    legitimate exchanging of words in my biology class today
    me: *laughing at previous joke* i love life
    guy who sits in front of me: but do u like nutella

  16. BasilTactics BasilTactics
    posted a quote
    January 20, 2014 10:41pm UTC
    I'm as lazy as a teenage girl who can't even finish her own similes.

  17. livelovelaughskate livelovelaughskate
    posted a quote
    January 12, 2014 11:42am UTC
    When I'm driving and I sneeze,
    I'm afraid that in the half a second
    that my eyes are closed
    there's gunna be 1000 cars
    in front of me and I'm gunna
    get in an accident and die
    Sneezing and Driving is Dangerous!

  18. Roya* Roya*
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    November 4, 2013 10:52pm UTC

  19. CharliesTheName CharliesTheName
    posted a quote
    October 20, 2013 6:12pm UTC
    Sticks and stones
    may break my bones
    but words are
    merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning and isolation and as such could never directly produce the four thousand Newtons of force per square centimeter required to break bones.

  20. Bec* Bec*
    posted a quote
    October 6, 2013 4:16am UTC
    Archaeologist: A person whose career lies in ruins.


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